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Family Witnesses Bigfoot Squatting Among Abandoned Detroit Homes
Cryptozoology News ^ | February 15th, 2014 | Michael Bachman

Posted on 02/19/2014 7:35:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER

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Bigfoot Living Among the Ruins of Detroit!

DETROIT (Cryptozoology News) — A family claim they saw a strange ape-like creature Thursday afternoon coming out of the window of an abandoned house on the outskirts of the desolate city.

C. Brown, his wife, and their two children said they were “driving around, looking to buy a new house”, when they allegedly witnessed the unidentified beast.

“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”

Detroit’s economy has seen a decline in the recent decades. What used to be the city of the automobile industry and prosperity has now become a crime-ridden place with the potential to become a war zone. Likewise, the once wealthy house lots are currently nothing but a sanctuary for homeless people struggling to live another day.

“All the houses and people we used to know are long gone. Our neighborhood is not a safe place for our children anymore. So we decided to go look for a new place,” the man said.

His wife shares the same feelings about the city. “Ain’t no place for us to live here. What for? People get shot for nothing in here. So we got in the car and went looking for a good house to move to,” she told Cryptozoology News.

Reportedly, after driving for three hours and not able to find a house meeting the family standards, they decided it was time to return home.

(Excerpt) Read more at cryptozoologynews.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: abandonedhomes; bigfoot; cryptids; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; democratparty; detroit; gigantopithecus; godsgravesglyphs; michigan; modernruins; neighborhood; sasquatch; skunkape; squatter; squatting
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register to vote photo: register to vote registertovote.jpg The local Democrat Party machine will be there in no time to register Sasquatch to vote in the upcoming elections ...
1 posted on 02/19/2014 7:35:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Squatting and doing what?


2 posted on 02/19/2014 7:36:32 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Bigfoot - Breeds with Anything photo BigfootBreedswithAnything_zps7751c620.jpg Bigfoot is just looking for a local Detroit girl next door type to settle down with ...
3 posted on 02/19/2014 7:37:07 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: BenLurkin

My thoughts exactly LOL


4 posted on 02/19/2014 7:37:45 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: DogByte6RER

bigfoot got him a fixer-upper for a roar


5 posted on 02/19/2014 7:38:00 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

More likely one of the locals


6 posted on 02/19/2014 7:39:26 PM PST by DaiHuy (May God save the country, for it is evident the people will not! Millard Fillmore)
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To: BenLurkin

>> Squatting and doing what?

Hey, that’s kinda how I look, right down to the lack of shave, while I’m carrying on my, uh, “morning business”.

Except I’m holding a cup of coffee. Other than that...


7 posted on 02/19/2014 7:41:25 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Maybe this is what they saw.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/10/25/first-lady-michelle-obama-visits-detroit/


8 posted on 02/19/2014 7:41:44 PM PST by detective
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Got 'im! photo Huntingtheapeman.jpg We SHOOT LOOTERS (and squatters too)
9 posted on 02/19/2014 7:42:02 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Does Moochelle have relatives in Detroit?


10 posted on 02/19/2014 7:42:29 PM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Springman; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; madison10; ...
This thread should be a real treat.

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Michigan legislative action thread
11 posted on 02/19/2014 7:44:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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El Chupacabra? photo BAtratSpider_viaMonsterMusic.jpg El Chupacabra is living two houses down from Bigfoot
12 posted on 02/19/2014 7:45:44 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: detective

The thought of Moochelle squatting grosses me out.


13 posted on 02/19/2014 7:45:47 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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1st Amendment Bigfoot photo bigfoot1.jpg Sasquatch visits the local Detroit library ...
14 posted on 02/19/2014 7:49:14 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
The article is funny, but no matter what you think about Bigfoot, this comment from the story is typical progressive scientist claptrap:

“The lack of urban expansion in the city due to a poor economy could mean that some species have found their way back into their old habitat. It is also possible that the lots of empty houses could work as an incentive for wild animals seeking shelter. As a result, these witnesses could easily misidentify the native species of the area,” said Lorenzo Martinez, animal behaviorist and teacher at a Spanish university.

So because some wild animals may be seeking shelter in empty homes, that means that people will automatically misidentify them?

15 posted on 02/19/2014 7:50:58 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (NRA)
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To: DogByte6RER

Nephilim


16 posted on 02/19/2014 7:53:31 PM PST by SisterK (behold a pale horse)
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To: DogByte6RER

They make good neighbors. Always keep their lawn trimmed.


17 posted on 02/19/2014 7:54:31 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: DogByte6RER

A bigfoot living there should lower the price of the house.


18 posted on 02/19/2014 7:55:08 PM PST by bgill
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To: DogByte6RER

Sasquats? :)


19 posted on 02/19/2014 7:55:38 PM PST by Horkster ("Money will buy most anything in this country - even a Muslim Communist Presidency." - RoadTest)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hey baby, where did junior run off to?

20 posted on 02/19/2014 7:56:46 PM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Somebody check Kwame Kilpatricks jail cell, maybe he escaped?


21 posted on 02/19/2014 8:04:23 PM PST by FreedomGuru (Time for torches and pitchforks.)
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To: Slyfox

Which one is Mooch?


22 posted on 02/19/2014 8:05:21 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: DogByte6RER
"Family Witnesses Bigfoot Squatting Among Abandoned Detroit Homes"

There goes the neighborhood.
23 posted on 02/19/2014 8:06:31 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: Slyfox

Smoooove. Just like Billy Dee.


24 posted on 02/19/2014 8:07:35 PM PST by bakeneko
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To: DogByte6RER
“driving around, looking to buy a new house”

In the ruins formerly known as Detroit??

Sounds like a credible witness to me. /s

25 posted on 02/19/2014 8:07:45 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: BenLurkin
Squatting and doing what?

I believe he was dropping an obama

26 posted on 02/19/2014 8:09:53 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: DogByte6RER

They have whole neighborhoods of them in Detroit...


27 posted on 02/19/2014 8:10:08 PM PST by Iscool (Ya mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailer park...)
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To: DogByte6RER
WOOKIE/Michelle Obama ALERT!

28 posted on 02/19/2014 8:11:16 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: bgill
A bigfoot living there should lower the price of the house.

Depends on the neighborhood...Might raise the value...

29 posted on 02/19/2014 8:12:09 PM PST by Iscool (Ya mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailer park...)
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To: Veggie Todd
Which one is Mooch?

The uglier one...

30 posted on 02/19/2014 8:13:21 PM PST by Iscool (Ya mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailer park...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Michele was in Detroit ?


31 posted on 02/19/2014 8:14:43 PM PST by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: Catmom; dead
Since she's telling the rest of America what they can and cannot eat and wants to limit your freedoms....


32 posted on 02/19/2014 8:18:16 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: DogByte6RER
The local Democrat Party machine will be there in no time to register Sasquatch to vote in the upcoming elections ...

I bet he's already a registered Democrat in at least 1000 counties throughout the US, probably 100 times in Chicago alone.

33 posted on 02/19/2014 8:19:17 PM PST by eldoradude (GOP - stands for Gay Obama Posse. "John" Roberts with a Boehner...need I say more?)
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To: Catmom

Isn’t it strange no one ever sees moochelle and Bigfoot at the same time?


34 posted on 02/19/2014 8:23:21 PM PST by ohiobushman ( If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?)
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To: DogByte6RER
“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”

Wow! The incredible ignorance of people is just shocking sometimes.

This guy talks like “The Economy” is some incomprehensible force like a hurricane or earthquake.

No the economy of this country has been slowly devoured by 70 years of slowly plodding socialist policies. Your once beautiful city has be slowly eroded away by socialism.

Your city has been especially hurt because of its total control by socialist policies advanced you Federal, State and City governments all controlled for most of the 70 years by Democratic administrations.

The forces that have swallowed your city are not in the least as mysterious as Big Foot. NO your city was eaten by Socialism.

35 posted on 02/19/2014 8:26:30 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Pontiac

I figured the whole thing was satire — especially with Bigfoot involved.....


36 posted on 02/19/2014 8:28:08 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: DogByte6RER
Were any of the houses previously owned by one Henderson family?


37 posted on 02/19/2014 8:31:54 PM PST by BlueDragon (there's no place like home)
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To: F15Eagle

Well maybe.

I wonder if Big Foot has applied for welfare.


38 posted on 02/19/2014 8:33:30 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: BenLurkin

I used to believe in Bigfoot. After all, people from all over report seeing him, their descriptions seem similar, and there are those footprints. Beside that, I’m ready to believe all sorts of things are out there in the dark woods that we don’t know about. Then, I started to watch that show “Finding Bigfoot”, only they never find him. Week after week they go out into the woods where he should be, and find absolutely nothing. Instead of “Finding Bigfoot”, it’s “Not Finding Bigfoot, Anywhere Ever”. So, now I’m thinking well, maybe this is proof that what I’ve never seen really isn’t there anyhow.


39 posted on 02/19/2014 8:34:04 PM PST by PUGACHEV
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To: Pontiac

He’s too busy writing Obama’s HealthCare Policies.


40 posted on 02/19/2014 8:40:41 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: F15Eagle
Considering his minority status he may be in line for a cabinet position.

I hear that Eric Holder is on his way out; maybe Big Foot is a natural replacement.

41 posted on 02/19/2014 8:53:28 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: eldoradude
Bigfoot Squatting Among Abandoned Detroit Homes

It couldn't happen to a nicer community !
and will probably vote Demoratic !!
along with the already deceased !

42 posted on 02/19/2014 9:22:18 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: DogByte6RER
“One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone"

He's just noticing this now????

43 posted on 02/19/2014 9:27:27 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: DogByte6RER
His wife shares the same feelings about the city. “Ain’t no place for us to live here. What for? People get shot for nothing in here. So we got in the car and went looking for a good house to move to,” she told Cryptozoology News.

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold.

44 posted on 02/19/2014 10:19:14 PM PST by dr_lew
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To: DogByte6RER

They saw a monkey climbing out of a Detroit house window?

Sounds like Bill Maher is visiting Motown.


45 posted on 02/19/2014 10:29:08 PM PST by Rockpile
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To: DogByte6RER

“One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here.


AND he obviously has no idea WHY?...
Probably does not WANT to know WHY?....

AND if you told him WHY?........
He would laugh and think you STUPID!..
The brain wash is quite complete..

Democrats have sucked all the brains out of Detroit..
Detroit has been Lobotomized..


46 posted on 02/19/2014 10:31:42 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: bgill

Taking a dump in a cess pool.


47 posted on 02/19/2014 10:54:04 PM PST by Busko (The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain.)
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To: DogByte6RER

“driving around, looking to buy a new house”

This alone ruins their credibility!


48 posted on 02/20/2014 9:41:44 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: DogByte6RER; cripplecreek; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; decimon; 1010RD; 21twelve; ...
Thanks DogByte6RER, and wow!

49 posted on 02/20/2014 10:35:28 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: DogByte6RER
Imagine what they could see with a set of FLIR goggles.


50 posted on 02/21/2014 1:41:23 AM PST by kitchen (Even the walls have ears.)
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