Posted on 02/19/2014 7:35:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Bigfoot Living Among the Ruins of Detroit!
DETROIT (Cryptozoology News) — A family claim they saw a strange ape-like creature Thursday afternoon coming out of the window of an abandoned house on the outskirts of the desolate city.
C. Brown, his wife, and their two children said they were “driving around, looking to buy a new house”, when they allegedly witnessed the unidentified beast.
“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”
Detroit’s economy has seen a decline in the recent decades. What used to be the city of the automobile industry and prosperity has now become a crime-ridden place with the potential to become a war zone. Likewise, the once wealthy house lots are currently nothing but a sanctuary for homeless people struggling to live another day.
“All the houses and people we used to know are long gone. Our neighborhood is not a safe place for our children anymore. So we decided to go look for a new place,” the man said.
His wife shares the same feelings about the city. “Ain’t no place for us to live here. What for? People get shot for nothing in here. So we got in the car and went looking for a good house to move to,” she told Cryptozoology News.
Reportedly, after driving for three hours and not able to find a house meeting the family standards, they decided it was time to return home.
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I hear that Eric Holder is on his way out; maybe Big Foot is a natural replacement.
It couldn't happen to a nicer community !
and will probably vote Demoratic !!
along with the already deceased !
He's just noticing this now????
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold.
They saw a monkey climbing out of a Detroit house window?
Sounds like Bill Maher is visiting Motown.
“One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here.
AND he obviously has no idea WHY?...
Probably does not WANT to know WHY?....
AND if you told him WHY?........
He would laugh and think you STUPID!..
The brain wash is quite complete..
Democrats have sucked all the brains out of Detroit..
Detroit has been Lobotomized..
Taking a dump in a cess pool.
“driving around, looking to buy a new house”
This alone ruins their credibility!
Could this be the start of “Gentrification” of Detroit neighborhoods?
I forgot to add: as such, it might be a good time to get ahead of the trend, and pick up some Detroit properties on the cheap, before gentrification drives up desirability and real estate values.
If you surf the cable channels, you’ll find a plethora of ‘reality’ shows with morons going all over the world to ‘report’ on Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) sightings or legends.
Somehow all the ‘clues’, ‘signs’ and ‘evidence’ never quite proves out.
I guess some of these shows are watched enough to warrant their time on TV financially—which may prove that all the morons aren’t just looking for Bigfoot.
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Dennis Rodman is jackin' up Detroit.
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