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Out of the Mouths of Children (to start your day off with a smile)

Posted on 02/20/2014 7:02:08 AM PST by jda

A friend sent this to me.


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A Sunday school teacher asked her third grade class if they knew what resurrection is. After careful thought, one young boy in the class raised his hand and answered "I'm not sure what resurrection is, but I know if it lasts longer than four hours you're supposed to call the doctor."
1 posted on 02/20/2014 7:02:08 AM PST by jda
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To: jda

ne day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there! He doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!


2 posted on 02/20/2014 7:27:33 AM PST by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness.)
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To: Linda Frances

That’s good, too - still laughing.


3 posted on 02/20/2014 7:39:57 AM PST by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: Linda Frances

That is great!


4 posted on 02/20/2014 7:42:09 AM PST by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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