[nickcarraway]

Under Obamacare you get free embalming, when you are not necessary!

[lowbridge]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Rites_of_Jeff_Myrtlebank

[ifinnegan]

“Anam muck an dhoul! Did ye drink me doornail?”

[drunknsage]

Surely its a miracle and not malpractice. Doctors are not the gods they believe themselves to be.

[unixfox]

Lexington Mississippi. Wow, I have family there!

[DJ MacWoW]

Over By March 17th?

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[SparkyBass]

Dead men wake up all the time only to find they are in Congress.

[The Great RJ]

In many states local coroners are often untrained or poorly trained so simply checking a pulse and not looking for other signs of death could cause this to happen.

[thoolou]

Pacemaker must’ve been running Windows 8...

[BraveMan]

Bring Out Your Dead.

[huckfillary]

If you like your undertaker you can keep him.

[DannyTN]

I hate when that happens.

You wake up and you’re in a dark box and you hear the dirt being shoveled on you. And there is not enough room to move your arms good to even knock on the lid good. So you yell, trying not to panic, knowing that every expenditure is wasting precious oxygen.

And then when they do get you out, you realize you’re wearing a suit jacket, no pants, and makeup. It’s just embarrasing.

[Delta 21]

Now he has to die all over again.

[PA Engineer]

If you like your embalming, you can keep your embalming.

[VRWCmember]

‘E says e’s not dead yet.

[JusPasenThru]

He was only mostly dead. He wasn’t dead dead. It must have been true love.

[ExCTCitizen]

Obamacare victim alive...

[Recompennation]

Walter Williams?