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Screaming male pig concerns neighbor in China [Maine, not PRC]
Morning Sentinal ^ | 2/3/14 | Craig Crosby

Posted on 03/01/2014 9:44:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

CHINA — The screams of delight from a male pig placed with five receptive sows led to an erroneous report of an assault last week.

A Hanson Road woman called police Jan. 27 after hearing what she believed to be a fight coming from a home separated by woods just a short distance away. The caller feared she had overheard domestic violence at the home.

“The caller reported she heard screaming,” according to an activity log provided by Maine State Police.

Trooper Thomas Bureau, accompanied by three other troopers, went to the house. Bureau spoke to the neighbor, who raises pigs.

“The homeowner stated her male pig was screaming because he was in a pen with five other female pigs in heat,” according to the police report.

Police determined there was no assault and no disturbance, “other than the screaming male pig.”


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: napl
“The homeowner stated her male pig was screaming because he was in a pen with five other female pigs in heat,” according to the police report.


1 posted on 03/01/2014 9:44:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


2 posted on 03/01/2014 9:45:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Makin’ Bacon


3 posted on 03/01/2014 9:46:52 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I’ll make you squeal! Squeal like a pig!”

That was the first thing that came to mind.


4 posted on 03/01/2014 9:47:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

> “I’ll make you squeal! Squeal like a pig!”

Promise kept!


5 posted on 03/01/2014 9:48:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: GeronL

> Makin’ Bacon

Literally.


6 posted on 03/01/2014 9:49:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCdpn52CKJ0

Could be worse.
Could be FIRE TOAD OUT OF NOWHERE.


7 posted on 03/01/2014 9:58:26 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=148j0H1vaGo


8 posted on 03/01/2014 10:06:54 PM PST by Salamander (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I never porked that teenage intern.....”


9 posted on 03/01/2014 10:08:36 PM PST by varmintman
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To: Salamander; Darksheare

Truly, life imitates art.


10 posted on 03/01/2014 10:10:00 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: varmintman

...and she has a beef with you.


11 posted on 03/01/2014 10:10:35 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare

> Could be worse.
> Could be FIRE TOAD OUT OF NOWHERE.

That happen much in Maine?


12 posted on 03/01/2014 10:11:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Squee!...”
[BANG!]
“...Squeeee!”


13 posted on 03/01/2014 10:14:09 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just Bill Clinton having a little private party. Nothing unusual. Move on.


14 posted on 03/01/2014 10:15:12 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

If there be pigtails, Slick is there.


15 posted on 03/01/2014 10:20:05 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Punctuation is so important.


16 posted on 03/01/2014 10:24:26 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander

Dunno about Maine, but fire breathin beasties are in abundance by me!
Especially if you’re late coming home.


17 posted on 03/01/2014 10:27:40 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: GeronL

That’s Clinton all right. PIG PARTY!!!!


18 posted on 03/01/2014 10:27:51 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: RichInOC; Slings and Arrows

Mooooo *bang* moooooo!
“It sounded like someone bludgeoning a cow!”


19 posted on 03/01/2014 10:34:32 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: RichInOC

> Punctuation is so important.

“Let’s eat, Grandma!”


20 posted on 03/01/2014 10:48:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare

“Do not call up that which you cannot put back down.”


21 posted on 03/01/2014 10:49:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

"Got another job for ya Wu ..."

C*********!"

22 posted on 03/01/2014 11:29:45 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Verily I summon dread things!
23 posted on 03/01/2014 11:49:19 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That happen much in Maine? <<

all the time this time of year...It’s been a long winter....*S*


24 posted on 03/01/2014 11:51:06 PM PST by M-cubed
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To: M-cubed

Break out the asbestos long-johns.


25 posted on 03/02/2014 12:01:34 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare

Moo.


26 posted on 03/02/2014 12:02:13 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
wont help!...you're not from around here are you?....lol
27 posted on 03/02/2014 12:06:37 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: M-cubed

Ayep.


28 posted on 03/02/2014 12:28:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; M-cubed

We didn’t have fire toads in Ohio back in 1975.
But we did have tribal elders who wielded the patented Death Glance™.
(Rumor speaks of unfortunates caught in this withering gaze being unable to speak due to the agonizing horror of the eldritch look.)


29 posted on 03/02/2014 12:43:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; M-cubed

Trust me, we had ‘em in Chicago too.


30 posted on 03/02/2014 12:48:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He was getting his “pork” on!..yea that what im talking!


31 posted on 03/02/2014 5:15:27 AM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I would sue the neighbor who called the police for attempted murder.

One should never call the police, unless you want to get someone shot. The neighbor should have gone next door to see what was going on, this is what good neighbors do.


32 posted on 03/02/2014 5:34:11 AM PST by Mark was here (If I had a Rodeo Clown he would look like Barak Obama.)
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To: Revolting cat!

ChinaMaine PING!


33 posted on 03/02/2014 10:09:08 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

You think there’s action in China now?

Wait until ice is out.


34 posted on 03/02/2014 7:34:14 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (Don't let the aftershave and embalming fluid fool you. Many RINOs are actually dead meat.)
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