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They're eating her...and Then they're going to eat me! WORST actors ever - The List
Internet Movie Database ^ | 03/02/14 | none

Posted on 03/02/2014 8:38:59 AM PST by mkleesma

OHHHH MY GAAAAHHHHHD............

Worst acting in the worst movie ever - Troll 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYNCRAJqDQI


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1 posted on 03/02/2014 8:38:59 AM PST by mkleesma
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To: mkleesma

There is a documentary on “Troll 2” very funny.

Interestingly, there was never a “Troll 1” movie and the creatures aren’t actually trolls.


2 posted on 03/02/2014 8:41:51 AM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Zeneta

There was a Troll 1.


3 posted on 03/02/2014 8:43:00 AM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: Zeneta

There was a Troll 1.


4 posted on 03/02/2014 8:43:07 AM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: mkleesma

How did these guys forget about Ben Affleck?


5 posted on 03/02/2014 8:45:13 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: stuck_in_new_orleans

LOL! Is there an echo in here?


6 posted on 03/02/2014 8:45:35 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme),unemployment will necessarily skyrocket! Despite the % dropping. Period.)
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To: Zeneta

“The Worst Movie Ever Made”
It was pretty funny, and if that guy was my dentist I’d get my teeth cleaned all the time. He seemed pretty funny.

Felt bad for the mother from the movie though.


7 posted on 03/02/2014 8:45:41 AM PST by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: mkleesma

Never seen Troll 2, but I did see Equinox (1970) which to me takes the cake in bad acting and really bad production values. It looks like something done in a cheap student film class.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067055/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2


8 posted on 03/02/2014 8:54:01 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKNTaWElUgA

Manos, Hands of Fate is in the same category.


9 posted on 03/02/2014 9:06:00 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: mkleesma
"Bird-demic"

"Sharknado"

Anything by Woody Allen

10 posted on 03/02/2014 9:09:55 AM PST by IronJack
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To: mkleesma
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca".

"Casablanca" is one of the worst movies ever made. The screenplay and acting are wooden and stilted, and the plot is simply silly. It's appallingly bad, and why it is considered a classic is beyond me, because all of the actors were dreadful.

I confess I've never been able to watch the whole thing, but saw a few minutes of it the other day, and realized why.

11 posted on 03/02/2014 9:15:08 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Zeneta

Yes, these folks are right. There was a Troll 1, but it was called Troll. You can see it on Netflix and it is a foreign movie, like Norway or somewhere like that. I really liked Troll, but I usually watch movies to escape, and not to evaluate the acting or the script writing. So I overlook all those continuity errors and bad acting by people I never heard of and just try to get into the story.
Troll is about some documentary making students following a mysterious mountain man. He chases them away at first, but after they follow him into a headlong troll attack, he confides in them about his secret work for the Government keeping trolls in check. It’s a great ride with nice mountain scenery and several scarry enconters with different types of trolls.
I’ll have to check out Troll 2.


12 posted on 03/02/2014 9:15:47 AM PST by BRK
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13 posted on 03/02/2014 9:17:55 AM PST by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: BRK

My bad.

from Wikipedia:

Troll 2 is a 1990 horror B movie directed by Claudio Fragasso[1] (under the pseudonym Drake Floyd) and starring Michael Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie McFarland, Deborah Reed and Jason Wright. Although produced under the title Goblins, United States distributors were skeptical about the film’s ability to succeed as a standalone picture and renamed it Troll 2 in an attempt to market it as a sequel to the 1986 Empire Pictures film Troll.[2] The two films, however, have no connection, and no trolls are actually depicted in Troll 2.

The plot concerns a family pursued by vegetarian goblins who seek to transform them into plants so that they can eat them. The English-language script was written by Fragasso and his wife Rosella Drudi, neither of whom actually spoke fluent English at the time. Despite filming the movie in Utah, and casting the movie entirely with American actors (many of whom had no prior acting experience and had responded to the casting call hoping to be extras), Fragasso also employed an exclusively Italian crew, who likewise spoke no English. The resultant communication breakdown, coupled with the cast’s lack of experience and Fragasso’s insistence that his script be performed verbatim, has led to the movie being considered one of the worst movies ever made.

Because of the film’s reputation, it has gained a very large cult following. A critically acclaimed documentary produced by one of the actors (Michael Stephenson), Best Worst Movie, was released in 2010, chronicling the film’s large fanbase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2


14 posted on 03/02/2014 9:18:07 AM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: BRK

Sorry folks, before I get deservedly flamed.. The movie I was describing in my previous post was Trollhunter, not Troll. Sorry. No connection whatsoever to Troll, Troll 2, or Troll 3.


15 posted on 03/02/2014 9:22:55 AM PST by BRK
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To: BRK

There’s a Troll 3? Time to update my Netflix Queue.


16 posted on 03/02/2014 9:46:41 AM PST by sportutegrl
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To: Zeneta
Interestingly, there was never a “Troll 1” movie and the creatures aren’t actually trolls.

You're right... There wasn't a "Troll '1.'" It was simply titled "Troll." And it had a relatively famous cast, as I recall.

Mark

17 posted on 03/02/2014 9:50:19 AM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: IronJack
I was really amazed by "Sharknado!" It was hilarious. I've got this T shirt:

Mark

18 posted on 03/02/2014 9:53:24 AM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: MarkL

Loved Sharkbado but mega shark vs crocodile (or something like that) was amazing.


19 posted on 03/02/2014 10:01:42 AM PST by autumnraine
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To: mkleesma

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCdpn52CKJ0

http://www.Badmovies.org

I’m going to leave these here.


20 posted on 03/02/2014 10:08:50 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Army Air Corps

Ping!


21 posted on 03/02/2014 10:10:36 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: mkleesma

Terror in the swamp (Killer Nutria)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMI8FrdBs0Q


22 posted on 03/02/2014 10:14:01 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: mkleesma

Any movie with Nicolas Cage...


23 posted on 03/02/2014 10:21:09 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: ErnBatavia; mkleesma

Beees! Wharbagarbble, augh!

Dressed in a bear suit, punches a woman off a mountain!
Wickerman.


24 posted on 03/02/2014 10:22:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

The ping is much appreciated!


25 posted on 03/02/2014 10:23:03 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Welcome!


26 posted on 03/02/2014 10:28:13 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: mkleesma; All

Worst actors in the worse movie? “The Room”. Hands down.


27 posted on 03/02/2014 10:29:18 AM PST by An American in Turkiye
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To: mkleesma
Sorry, but Dr. T and the Women is the worst movie ever made.

Troll 2 you could at least laugh at.

28 posted on 03/02/2014 10:30:31 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: An American in Turkiye

The video dead.


29 posted on 03/02/2014 10:32:13 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: IronJack

Another vote for Bird-demic. The cast swinging at imaginary birds with coathangers didn’t even need dialogue to be bad.


30 posted on 03/02/2014 10:34:09 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Dr. Sivana

lol


31 posted on 03/02/2014 10:36:10 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Darksheare

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

WIKIPEDIA has their own list


32 posted on 03/02/2014 10:39:19 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

Xanadu


33 posted on 03/02/2014 10:40:44 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: cripplecreek
South Korea had a movie like that but they spent a ton on Hollywood special affects....

It was a killer mutant boar....

CHAW!


34 posted on 03/02/2014 10:41:26 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Darksheare

were there aliens?


35 posted on 03/02/2014 10:43:13 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: trisham
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca".

GASP! How could you say that, or even think that? LOL

This movie was a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, from the get-go.. Nobody wanted this throwaway screenplay until the newly named Warner Bros Film studio, took the project on as their attempt to organize the new venture, and used all of their available talent to keep them busy, and earning their salary..

The writers, the Epstein bros, revised, rewrote, and changed the storyline as the filming progressed, much to the dismay of the talent and production team, but everyone was sufficiently committed to finish they suffered though to the finish..

I was told, no one expected anyone to like this so many didn't attend the premiere, much to their regret.. The shock came from the people, that loved it, and the critics, that were prepared to bash it, but waited to take the pulse before they even wasted their typewriters to bash it, when they emerged as the biggest boosters..

36 posted on 03/02/2014 11:03:30 AM PST by carlo3b (Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.. Henry Kissinger)
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To: carlo3b

It didn’t hurt that FDR and Churchill met in Casablanca for 10 days in January 1943...even if they never did go to Rick’s Cafe, or to the Blue Parrot, for that matter.


37 posted on 03/02/2014 11:18:14 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Billthedrill
I also liked the exploding birds footage that they looped a dozen times every time the crew of cretins was "attacked."

Incredible special effects. Trenchant dialogue. Hair-raising suspense. "Bird-demic" has none of those things.

There was literally nothing about that movie that was good. Or even mediocre. It was all epic-scale horrible.

38 posted on 03/02/2014 12:22:14 PM PST by IronJack
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

I saw that. Double bill with “Son of Blob.”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068271/?ref_=nv_sr_1


39 posted on 03/02/2014 12:29:59 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: An American in Turkiye
YES, you beat me to it.

Tommy Wiseau, its director, writer and actor will show up at midnight showings sometimes as the audience acts out the movie so he must have some sense of humor.

Everything wrong with the Room.

40 posted on 03/02/2014 12:44:05 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: BRK

I saw the first one too. I didn’t think it was too bad.


41 posted on 03/02/2014 5:04:51 PM PST by jospehm20
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To: GeronL; Darksheare

IMDB’s 100 worst movies:

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom?ref_=nv_sr_1


42 posted on 03/02/2014 9:12:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

probably a lot of the same ones from the Wiki list.


43 posted on 03/02/2014 9:14:15 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I am a scifi fan and I never heard of “Space Mutiny”


44 posted on 03/02/2014 9:15:16 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL; Darksheare
I am a scifi fan and I never heard of “Space Mutiny”

*gasp*

You've never seen Space Mutiny? Never marveled at the girlish voice of leading man Big McLargeHuge?! Never seen the epic floor sweeper chase scene, at speeds of almost 3 MPH?? Never cowered at the menace of Lobster Boy?!

THIS! MUST! NOT! BE!

Click here for the MST3K version. No need to thank me. I'm a giver.

45 posted on 03/02/2014 9:23:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: GeronL

But no Space Mutiny.


46 posted on 03/02/2014 9:25:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

lolz


47 posted on 03/02/2014 9:28:05 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

omg

the opening space scene was totally stolen from Battlestar Galactica.... if its less than 10 seconds is it “fair use”?


48 posted on 03/02/2014 9:42:59 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

*shrug* IANAL. Maybe the SM folks licensed it, of maybe the BG folks thought that suing was a blood-from-a-turnip situation.


49 posted on 03/02/2014 9:45:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That is probably true, if it had been successful (somehow) they probably would have sued.


50 posted on 03/02/2014 10:25:43 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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