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Bruce the dog offered a personal cheque by Darwin [Australia] council for his testicles
NT News ^ | February 26, 2014 | MARIA BILLIAS

Posted on 03/02/2014 10:35:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

BRUCE Wallder the great dane may well be the first dog in history to receive a cheque in the mail as consolation for having his testicles removed.

That is exactly what Darwin council did last week, much to the amusement of Bruce's owner Tom Wallder.

De-sexed dog owners receive a registration reimbursement of $60 from the council for having their pets de-sexed, however the last thing Mr Wallder - the human - was expecting was for the cheque to be sent out in the name of his beloved and recently castrated eight-month-old canine. "I said to my wife, 'that's funny, the dog is getting mail now'," Mr Wallder said.

"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."

Mr Wallder, of Larrakeyah, said when attempting to cash the cheque at his local bank his plans came unstuck, seemingly due to his inability to show identification for the affable canine.

(Excerpt) Read more at ntnews.com.au ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dogcongress; doggieping; gope; napl; testicles
Gee, all that a human male gets for his testicles is a marriage license.
1 posted on 03/02/2014 10:35:54 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; Joe 6-pack; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."

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2 posted on 03/02/2014 10:37:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
well..that's what "Bruce" AND the GOP/e Congressional
Ldrs class share w/ "Bruce", they have "NO BALLS" either.

3 posted on 03/02/2014 10:48:36 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Congress got bigger checks for theirs.


4 posted on 03/02/2014 10:49:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Still didn't earn 'em. :-P

5 posted on 03/02/2014 10:52:26 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Slings and Arrows
certainly, not from the voting citizenry.

6 posted on 03/02/2014 10:53:43 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Neuticles”


7 posted on 03/02/2014 10:56:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

“Truck Nutz.”


8 posted on 03/02/2014 10:57:24 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great.
The mental image of the dog with truck nuts is quite demented.
Yet so apt.


9 posted on 03/02/2014 11:35:50 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

I can ask for no greater reward.


10 posted on 03/02/2014 11:52:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: martin_fierro

Somebody’s genitals got mangled here....


11 posted on 03/03/2014 12:11:41 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YGHRFzJWv4

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-iGvpC18Y#


12 posted on 03/03/2014 12:22:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHidVqh4C8


13 posted on 03/03/2014 12:29:10 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

Hastur. Hastur. Hastur.


14 posted on 03/03/2014 1:00:06 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Lol.
I’ll find the yellow sign later..


15 posted on 03/03/2014 1:08:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Should John Boehner get a check for being born without and testicles?


16 posted on 03/03/2014 1:12:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I thought Boehner kept his in Zer0’s back pocket.


17 posted on 03/03/2014 1:33:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://youtu.be/oS8UXVsIiP4


18 posted on 03/03/2014 1:37:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stoopid Maria! How does a “council” offer a “personal” cheque?


19 posted on 03/03/2014 1:41:33 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: Darksheare

Poor pooch. Idiot owner.


20 posted on 03/03/2014 1:52:32 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Gamera a tasty treat, he is filled with turtle meat...


21 posted on 03/03/2014 1:56:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s where Boehner’s spine is kept. 0bama keeps a couple of BBs in his back pocket and tells little Johnny that if he is a good boy he can have his testicles back.


22 posted on 03/03/2014 2:00:46 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkMfyjo7PU


23 posted on 03/03/2014 2:01:39 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Cross your legs and squirm ping.


24 posted on 03/03/2014 2:27:16 AM PST by verga
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25 posted on 03/03/2014 4:16:47 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There is a classic 1-panel comic of one dog speaking to another:

“They are my family. They love me. They’d do anything for me. They cut my balls off!”


26 posted on 03/03/2014 7:04:54 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

27 posted on 03/03/2014 7:12:35 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
a gary larson "a far side" classic.

28 posted on 03/03/2014 7:41:04 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: skinkinthegrass

He was one of the best.


29 posted on 03/03/2014 7:50:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Gee, all that a human male gets for his testicles is a marriage license.

If he's lucky.

Otherwise he loses his house, and spends decades paying alimony.

30 posted on 03/03/2014 8:41:54 AM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: null and void

I’m an optimist.


31 posted on 03/03/2014 8:49:11 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

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32 posted on 03/03/2014 11:14:54 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: All

Australian bureaucrats, not much different than those here... Dumb and dumber


33 posted on 03/03/2014 11:59:08 AM PST by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; GeronL; Revolting cat!
"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."

Make sure they aren't too big.


34 posted on 03/03/2014 12:16:28 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Cue AC/DC...


35 posted on 03/03/2014 12:35:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball, gooood dog!


36 posted on 03/03/2014 12:38:02 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

*THAT’S* our Winchester! >OP


37 posted on 03/03/2014 5:42:21 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: a fool in paradise

38 posted on 03/03/2014 5:45:56 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: null and void; Slings and Arrows
Out of the frying pan....


39 posted on 03/03/2014 5:54:43 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Has an image of *Bruce the Great Dane* emerged yet?


40 posted on 03/03/2014 6:49:02 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: null and void

41 posted on 03/03/2014 6:52:55 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Daffynition

What? Again???


42 posted on 03/03/2014 6:57:40 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Daffynition

Beautiful dog!


43 posted on 03/03/2014 8:15:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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