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Bruce the dog offered a personal cheque by Darwin [Australia] council for his testicles
NT News ^ | February 26, 2014 | MARIA BILLIAS

Posted on 03/02/2014 10:35:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

BRUCE Wallder the great dane may well be the first dog in history to receive a cheque in the mail as consolation for having his testicles removed.

That is exactly what Darwin council did last week, much to the amusement of Bruce's owner Tom Wallder.

De-sexed dog owners receive a registration reimbursement of $60 from the council for having their pets de-sexed, however the last thing Mr Wallder - the human - was expecting was for the cheque to be sent out in the name of his beloved and recently castrated eight-month-old canine. "I said to my wife, 'that's funny, the dog is getting mail now'," Mr Wallder said.

"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."

Mr Wallder, of Larrakeyah, said when attempting to cash the cheque at his local bank his plans came unstuck, seemingly due to his inability to show identification for the affable canine.

(Excerpt) Read more at ntnews.com.au ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dogcongress; doggieping; gope; napl; testicles
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Gee, all that a human male gets for his testicles is a marriage license.
1 posted on 03/02/2014 10:35:54 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; Joe 6-pack; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."

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2 posted on 03/02/2014 10:37:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
well..that's what "Bruce" AND the GOP/e Congressional
Ldrs class share w/ "Bruce", they have "NO BALLS" either.

3 posted on 03/02/2014 10:48:36 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Congress got bigger checks for theirs.


4 posted on 03/02/2014 10:49:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Still didn't earn 'em. :-P

5 posted on 03/02/2014 10:52:26 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Slings and Arrows
certainly, not from the voting citizenry.

6 posted on 03/02/2014 10:53:43 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Neuticles”


7 posted on 03/02/2014 10:56:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

“Truck Nutz.”


8 posted on 03/02/2014 10:57:24 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great.
The mental image of the dog with truck nuts is quite demented.
Yet so apt.


9 posted on 03/02/2014 11:35:50 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

I can ask for no greater reward.


10 posted on 03/02/2014 11:52:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: martin_fierro

Somebody’s genitals got mangled here....


11 posted on 03/03/2014 12:11:41 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YGHRFzJWv4

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-iGvpC18Y#


12 posted on 03/03/2014 12:22:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHidVqh4C8


13 posted on 03/03/2014 12:29:10 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

Hastur. Hastur. Hastur.


14 posted on 03/03/2014 1:00:06 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Lol.
I’ll find the yellow sign later..


15 posted on 03/03/2014 1:08:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Should John Boehner get a check for being born without and testicles?


16 posted on 03/03/2014 1:12:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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I thought Boehner kept his in Zer0’s back pocket.


17 posted on 03/03/2014 1:33:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://youtu.be/oS8UXVsIiP4


18 posted on 03/03/2014 1:37:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stoopid Maria! How does a “council” offer a “personal” cheque?


19 posted on 03/03/2014 1:41:33 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: Darksheare

Poor pooch. Idiot owner.


20 posted on 03/03/2014 1:52:32 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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