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Young Girl Draws Interesting Portrait of Mom at Work
nj101.5 ^ | March 3, 2014 5:30 AM | Jim Gearhart Show

Posted on 03/03/2014 3:57:30 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum

After a long winter like we’ve had, everything starts to look funny and this photo by a grammar school student is no different. Check out this drawing below, it will definitely give you something to laugh at, even with all the snow this season.

Pole Dancing

Gotta love this one….makes you chuckle…

First Grade Drawing – PRICELESS!

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; homedepot; strippermommy

You have got to read the explanation. It's a hoot!

1 posted on 03/03/2014 3:57:30 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Fake. (The writing is too good for a First Grader)


2 posted on 03/03/2014 4:06:34 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I printed like that in kindergarten.....but my cursive sucked.


3 posted on 03/03/2014 4:09:46 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

funny


4 posted on 03/03/2014 4:13:23 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’d agree. It’s fake, but funny. (An advanced level of drawing perspective for a 1st Grader and the writing is too even.)


5 posted on 03/03/2014 4:13:46 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Focault's Pendulum

You obviously know now, but did you understood the meaning of an ellipsis ... in kindergarden?


6 posted on 03/03/2014 4:14:01 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’d put my money on fake too. The positions of arms, the different hair on the men, etc. It is primitive but has some odd details that take an awareness of those details a kindergartener would not have, nonetheless.


7 posted on 03/03/2014 4:14:15 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Seems like I first saw this five or six years ago. Not new. And prolly fake.

But funny.


8 posted on 03/03/2014 4:16:15 AM PST by upchuck (South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy for Speaker of the House!!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

It’s fake but funny. I remember seeing this before. Thanks for the laugh though.


9 posted on 03/03/2014 4:17:20 AM PST by Library Lady (When little men cast long shadows, the day is almost ended. – Paul Harvey)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Looks like mom makes good money operating that butter churn.

Must be Amish.

10 posted on 03/03/2014 4:21:01 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

She sells shovels at Home Depot...I think it’s legit...but in any case, it’s a VERY cute and funny.


11 posted on 03/03/2014 4:26:21 AM PST by PennsylvaniaMom ( Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Mommy is an HVAC contractor installing a new fluepipe on those nice men’s boiler. The nice men pay her in dollar bills.


12 posted on 03/03/2014 4:29:27 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Yo-Yo

One might be surprised. Our 2nd grade grandson just took a test. Two of the questions: What are the three states of matter? What do you call the space that matter occupies? I saw the test and he got both of them correct. This public school is in a well to do neighborhood in Northern Virginia.


13 posted on 03/03/2014 4:43:00 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: Focault's Pendulum

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/shovel.asp


14 posted on 03/03/2014 4:53:34 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: Flick Lives

In fact, my Grandson who is in Kindergarten (6 yrs old) writes like this, but he draws people that are not stick figures.

This could be legit.


15 posted on 03/03/2014 4:55:54 AM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Paging Dan Rather...


16 posted on 03/03/2014 5:06:42 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Sorry, no little kid would know to draw mommy with a lordotic curve to her back like that..


17 posted on 03/03/2014 5:13:04 AM PST by Paradox (Unexpected things coming for the next few years.)
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To: Howie66

How many 1st graders use ellipsis for a dramatic pause before a punchline? It just seems a bit too perfect.


18 posted on 03/03/2014 5:26:25 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: cuban leaf

I’d say fake, too cuz bills do not have dollar signs on them.


19 posted on 03/03/2014 5:28:35 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Focault's Pendulum

If her mom was a Democrat Senator it wouldn’t be that different a picture.


20 posted on 03/03/2014 5:30:20 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Paradox

...even if her mommy has lordosis?


21 posted on 03/03/2014 5:30:57 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
A bit of searching shows this drawing to be indeed a fake; done originally as a joke by a 17 year old and posted in MySpace in 2007 (showing just how far back this goes... who uses MySpace!).
22 posted on 03/03/2014 5:39:38 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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23 posted on 03/03/2014 6:11:51 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

That’s a good drawing. The moms unrequested explaination makes it into a great story one can tell at the next family dinner. Thanks for posting.


24 posted on 03/03/2014 6:35:17 AM PST by lee martell
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To: Flick Lives

You can be our resident detective. Good reporting.


25 posted on 03/03/2014 6:42:15 AM PST by lee martell
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