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In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win?
March 4, 2014
| moi
Posted on 03/04/2014 3:14:31 PM PST by kiryandil
Sarah Palin. She'd grab the outclassed Obama by the waistband of his Mom Jeans to pull him out of harm's way, then step in with an assault rifle butt to the midsection, and a finisher behind the ear.
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She might even let Putin ride his bear home, after she washed Barry's soiled mom jeans and little girl panties...
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:14:31 PM PST
by
kiryandil
To: kiryandil
Putin / Obama = jack hammer / doily
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:16:30 PM PST
by
Baynative
(Got bulbs? Check my profile page.)
To: kiryandil
Sadly, this is the real world. Palin would be constrained. Putin is constrained by nothing (probably why some FReepers like him so much).
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:17:01 PM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: kiryandil
IIRC, Mr. Putin is only 5 foot 3 inches tall and not a beefy guy. Mr. Obama is taller but pretty thin. Gov. Palin runs marathons, lives in the wilderness, hunts & fishes and has a large family and grandkids. Do the math.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:17:39 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin's next run, what will you do?)
To: kiryandil
I’m sure one of these 2 will bring a purse to a fistfight. You know..the gay president.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:18:21 PM PST
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: kiryandil
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:21:04 PM PST
by
Paine in the Neck
(Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
To: kiryandil
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:21:39 PM PST
by
Howie66
(John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
To: kiryandil
Putin is a mean SOB. He would kill Obama in a few seconds. Palin is mentally tough but she is a girl and getting pretty old to boot.
She would be too smart to fight Putin.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:21:51 PM PST
by
yarddog
(Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
To: kiryandil
Flame away, but I’d pull for that jackass,panty waste Obama any-day over a KGB putz named Putin...
I have big Polish roots and I LOATHE Russians.........
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I agree and if Putin got nasty, she would just shoot him!
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:35:45 PM PST
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: kiryandil
Obama would be spanked like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum at Kmart.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:36:55 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: kiryandil
To: kiryandil
The fight wouldn’t happen. Obama would keel over from an unexpected heart attack after the State Dinner the night before the big fight.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:43:12 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
To: kiryandil
Putin would lose.
After whuppin up on BO,
Putin would get arrested for child abuse.
Putin would be charged with Racism.
Putin would be charged with a Hate Crime.
Putin would be deemed a bully and have to go to some kind of ‘management’ school.
And ALL THAT would be if the fight were held in Putins bailiwick.
Lord knows what they would charge him with if BO was the ‘home team’....
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:48:22 PM PST
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --In CNNs (feeble) mind, EVERYONE that doesnt ask for more Kool-Aid is bullying BO)
To: kiryandil
Putin could beat Obama, Biden and Pelosi all at the same time with his right hand tied behind him
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:49:01 PM PST
by
jyro
(French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
To: kiryandil
Forget Putin. It’s a dream of mine for Benjamin Netanyahu to drag that piece of garbage into the Rose Garden and whip him in front of the cameras. Even at his age, I’m sure Bibi could easily do it.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:55:27 PM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: kiryandil
Wouldn’t be one, Putin can’t run fast enough to catch obama.
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posted on
03/04/2014 3:59:21 PM PST
by
piroque
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
To: 1rudeboy
I wouldn't say like him, but have a begrudging respect for him. Putin is a man's man, and the machismo is not contrived.
There is a pic of Bibi Netanyahu in his 20's, and Bath House Barry at about the same age and Bad Vlad.
Barry is a pussy.
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posted on
03/04/2014 4:04:45 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
To: kiryandil
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posted on
03/04/2014 4:06:40 PM PST
by
Zionist Conspirator
(The Left: speaking power to truth since Shevirat HaKelim.)
To: kiryandil
In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win? Obama...and you are a racist.
Do I really need a /s
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