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President Obama Calls President Putin
3-6-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 03/06/2014 5:41:37 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

His Arrogance, President Obama called President Putin and discussed the Ukraine crisis for more than a hour today. His Arrogance pleaded with Putin to draw the crisis out until the November elections were over.

If Putin can maintain the crisis, His Arrogance and his lackeys in the MSM can throw up a smokescreen over the numerous scandals plaguing the Administration until after the November elections which will give him more flexibility to accede to Putin's demands without a lot of political flack. If successful, His Arrogance will consider throwing in Georgia as a bonus.

His Arrogance will be sending his crack SOS John Kerry-Heinz to work out the details of extending the crisis with the Russian Foreign Minister. If that is not satisfactory, he can double down and send Slow Joe Biden as a backup to Kerry-Heinz if needed.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: satire; truth

1 posted on 03/06/2014 5:41:38 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did Obama call collect?


2 posted on 03/06/2014 5:43:00 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Ha, Ha. Great satire. But not true but I really got a laugh. Sounds like something our King would do.


3 posted on 03/06/2014 5:44:55 PM PST by Logical me
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It took Putin A couple of minutes to hang up on mac daddy only because he was ROTFLHAO.


4 posted on 03/06/2014 5:45:38 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Eventually Putin will learn Not to waste his time like that.


5 posted on 03/06/2014 5:47:04 PM PST by faithhopecharity (")
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To: fatnotlazy

was Putin bitch slappin his bobble head while talking to him?


6 posted on 03/06/2014 5:55:13 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Are yu sure obama wasn’t calling to apply for a job as Putin’s boy Friday?


7 posted on 03/06/2014 6:06:36 PM PST by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Obama said: Hey Pootie Puut, I’ve been working on my flexibility, you know like I told you. I am ready to bend over and let you just ram full steam ahead.


8 posted on 03/06/2014 6:14:45 PM PST by ImNotLying (The Right To Bear Arms: Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless!)
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To: fatnotlazy

Putin:so Barry my friend,I hear you eat Chinese food, so does it all taste like dog?


9 posted on 03/06/2014 6:49:28 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: RetiredTexasVet
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10 posted on 03/06/2014 8:00:13 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
"President Obama Calls President Putin"

"Master."
11 posted on 03/06/2014 8:31:24 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: SkyDancer

Funny and probably true.
Here is the English variation.

Cameron’s serious selfie on the phone to Obama mocked online by comedians.... http://tinyurl.com/prrvslt

PM posted photo on Twitter to show he has direct line to White House
He was discussing situation in Ukraine with Barack Obama
But the image sparked copycat photos from serious-looking celebrities


12 posted on 03/06/2014 8:31:52 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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