Posted on 03/12/2014 8:01:25 AM PDT by workerbee
Reality TV is about to get hot and heavy.
The Post reports that WE tv has ordered a one-hour pilot of Sex Box, a reality show where couples will do the deed inside a soundproof box. Based on the U.K. show of the same name, the format takes real couples whose relationships are on the rocks, has them fornicate in the box, and then immediately address their issues with a panel of experts.
The ‘in the moment’ approach “fosters conversations about intimacy that are completely filterless and emotionally honest,” according to the network’s pilot description.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Actually I seem to remember a guy in the 80s that would carry a (huge) video camera around and ask women if they would do the deed with him.
He was not a pretty sight (short, pudgy), but the point of the project (?) was that if you ask enough, eventually someone would say yes.
Bwahahaha. You gotta be kidding. A box? Is there a camera there? A timer? I’ll skip this show.
“Not in a box, oblong or square
With girls in burlap underwear”
You have a career as a song writer. You could have played it safe with, pretty, lacey, frilly...but no. You go with “burlap.”
Lol
“I mean, a soundproof box? Where’s the fun in that?”
Yeah, all the TV audience will hear is “Mmmph! Erf! Mmmph! Oof! Mmmph! Huff, Puff! Mmmph! (go, baby) Mmmph! Arghh! Mmmph (more, more)! Mmmph...mmmph...mmmph....mmmph....(oh wow)!”
(sorry)
Pass.
Wondered who’d be first with that one. :-)
That’s when it all started - January, 1993. “Their guy” got in, and the networks immediately started blasting away at the last, theretofore voluntarily agreed upon residual boundaries derived from the old Hays Code. It’s taken twenty more years, but the bottom is now in sight.
You’ll note that nothing was mentioned about the box being VIDEO-proof ... Or, that the recorded deeds would make it to YouTube, synchronized to the tune of “Pop Goes The Weasel”
When they top “trunk of the car”, get back to me.
Guys, do you think any of you might have performance issues in a situation like this; knowing that there’s a bunch of people outside the box waiting to grill you as soon as you finish the deed and then put it all on TV?
I’m a man in the box
You and me just fit
Won’t you come and
Lay me
Lay me....
(to the tune of “Man In A Box” by Alice in Chains)
If my relationship was on the rocks to begin with then I don’t see how doing it in a box and then talking about it afterwards is going to help it.
“Moo…”
[BANG!]
“…Mooo.”
“Now let’s go to the instant replay...”
A little birdie told you to say that didn’t he...
I ordered that from Amazon.
A rare disappointment, not as advertised.
*rimshot*
Get your money back.
Can’t, I should have read the fine print.. voided the warranty.
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