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Panty raid: Man busted stealing 81 items from Victoria's Secret in Kingsport (TN)
Times News ^ | March 14, 2014 | Rain Smith

Posted on 03/14/2014 9:12:08 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae

A Knoxville man allegedly chose the wrong store — Victoria's Secret in the Kingsport Town Center — and the wrong time — as an off-duty cop was shopping with his girlfriend — to steal 59 pairs of panties and 22 yoga pants.

The Scott County officer gave chase after witnessing the suspect dash out with a bag full of the items, valued at $1,329, and apprehended him in the parking lot outside the mall.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: kingsport; panties; victoriassecret
If he got really scared when he was caught, I guess he could change his undies.
1 posted on 03/14/2014 9:12:08 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae
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To: deoetdoctrinae

The question is not how many pairs he stole but whom was in them when he did???


2 posted on 03/14/2014 9:14:33 AM PDT by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

That works out to sixteen bucks a panty!


3 posted on 03/14/2014 9:15:56 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Speaking of Victoria’s Secret; why is panties plural and brasierre singular?


4 posted on 03/14/2014 9:19:21 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

He should claim to be transgender to receive a reduced sentence.


5 posted on 03/14/2014 9:22:47 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Responsibility2nd
Just one of life's many mysteries, lol. Here ya go, a pair of pears.


6 posted on 03/14/2014 9:26:45 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Huskrrrr
Officer: "Why does your girlfriend need so many panties?"

Arrestee: "Who said I have a girlfriend?"

7 posted on 03/14/2014 9:29:01 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

I really hope they don’t leak the dressing room video.


8 posted on 03/14/2014 9:30:38 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Responsibility2nd

Is that all you have to wonder about?


9 posted on 03/14/2014 9:31:41 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Hayseed in the Pickup: Son, you got a panty on your head.
-Raising Arizona (1987)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxpyZtzvTJ0


10 posted on 03/14/2014 9:32:31 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

I love a happy ending.

Reminds me of a case recently, of an attempted bank robbery. An armed off duty cop, who just happened to be in the bank taking care of his own personal banking business, got the attempted robber. I like to see the bad guys get what they deserve.


11 posted on 03/14/2014 9:36:00 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (as)
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To: Ditter

No. See post 8. I wonder about THAT too.


12 posted on 03/14/2014 9:38:19 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: don-o

Wild and Crazy Upper East Tennessee.


13 posted on 03/14/2014 9:39:00 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (King of the Wild Frontier.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

The bad thing about this - we have plenty enough crazies up in Upper East. Now crazies from Middle East (Knoxville) are coming up in here to do craziness.

We do not need to import more craziness.


14 posted on 03/14/2014 9:45:18 AM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
What's really funny? I used to work for an "Intimates" manufacturer.

Same line that makes the $20/pair Victoria's secret panties, also makes the 3/$1 bargain bin ones at Walmart.

Only differences are in the materials. And there's not $19.67 worth. :-)

15 posted on 03/14/2014 10:08:25 AM PDT by wbill
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Ha!


16 posted on 03/14/2014 10:19:29 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Responsibility2nd

WOW! Do you think there is a chance? I really want to see that! :)


17 posted on 03/14/2014 10:32:45 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: deoetdoctrinae

I have an alibi.


18 posted on 03/14/2014 10:36:34 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: deoetdoctrinae

19 posted on 03/14/2014 10:37:19 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Wow 81 items and only $1300, he was gunning for the cheap stuff. If you’re not paying for it anyway go high end.


20 posted on 03/14/2014 10:41:09 AM PDT by discostu (Call it collect, call it direct, call it TODAY!)
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To: wbill

Twenty bucks for a pair of panties which, thanks to the Sandra Flukes of the world, are rarely going to be worn anyhow. Strange.


21 posted on 03/14/2014 11:07:10 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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