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Boeing 777-300 - ₫1500000 (for sale on craigslist Vietnam)
Craigs List ^ | 3-12-14 | Fariq

Posted on 03/15/2014 2:57:27 PM PDT by dynachrome

Slightly used Boeing 777-300 for sale.

Asking for $15,000,000 USD, or best offer (this includes all the snacks in the plane).

Not much fuel in the plane at the moment, but it's in great flying condition. ABSOLUTELY NO JOY RIDES!

SOLD AS--IS. NO TRADES OR RETURNS. ALL DEALS ARE FINAL.

Ask for Fariq when calling and setting up appointments to see the plane.

•do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

(Excerpt) Read more at vietnam.craigslist.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: aerospace; boeing; craigslist; forsale; vietnam
rough humor. Dunno if craigslist will pull it soon.
1 posted on 03/15/2014 2:57:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome
Stealth Boeing 777-300 - ₫1500000 (for sale on craigslist Vietnam) there fixed it
2 posted on 03/15/2014 2:59:45 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
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To: dynachrome

Yeah, dark humor....


3 posted on 03/15/2014 3:00:33 PM PDT by FAA
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To: dynachrome

The missing aircraft is a 777-200 not a -300.


4 posted on 03/15/2014 3:04:21 PM PDT by Procyon (Decentralize, degovernmentalize, deregulate, demonopolize, decredentialize, disentitle.)
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To: Procyon

Good. So it’s safe to buy.


5 posted on 03/15/2014 3:06:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: FAA

Not funny.
I flagged it, just like anyone with a mournful soul should.


6 posted on 03/15/2014 3:07:48 PM PDT by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: Procyon

Lots of fraud on craigslist. So the price should be 10 million?

;)


7 posted on 03/15/2014 3:07:51 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: right way right

Didn’t say it was.


8 posted on 03/15/2014 3:08:46 PM PDT by FAA
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To: dynachrome

It fly you long time!


9 posted on 03/15/2014 3:09:37 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: dynachrome

Hilarious! LOL!

Thank you.


10 posted on 03/15/2014 3:10:26 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: TigersEye

fry


11 posted on 03/15/2014 3:12:47 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: MV=PY; FAA

Actually, it is very funny.

Predictably, “some” are offended on here.

Why don’t those so easily offended go burn Paul Ryan at the stake? He asked for it. He actually said something that made sense.


12 posted on 03/15/2014 3:16:31 PM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: shalom aleichem

I thought it was LOL hilarious too. However, if you did have a relative on that plane, I’m betting you wouldn’t laugh at it.


13 posted on 03/15/2014 3:21:24 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: dynachrome

I did buy a lotto ticket today.

If’n Eyes Wins, I jus mightuh take me a look see....


14 posted on 03/15/2014 3:21:54 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: martin_fierro

I meant over here.

Could be considered “Industrial Strength Humor”


15 posted on 03/15/2014 3:22:32 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: shalom aleichem

Oh, not offended like that.


16 posted on 03/15/2014 3:23:27 PM PDT by FAA
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To: TigersEye

Hey, Yue Lo Blow.....


17 posted on 03/15/2014 3:23:32 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: dynachrome

Pity this is such a tragedy. otherwise the wild and crazy theories you read here and elsewhere are perfect material for comedy sketches and even longer pieces.


18 posted on 03/15/2014 3:24:37 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Vendome; loungitude

Well, fly me in coconut oil!


19 posted on 03/15/2014 3:28:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: dynachrome
Geezer, just don't land it at Kennedy with a nuke.
20 posted on 03/15/2014 3:46:09 PM PDT by Bogie
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To: Bogie

Just surprised they don’t want anything for the passengers.


21 posted on 03/15/2014 4:02:21 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Insurgent Conservative)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Just surprised they don’t want anything for the passengers.


(this includes all the snacks in the plane)


22 posted on 03/15/2014 4:06:38 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Fundamental transformation leads to Crimea.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Maybe something more evil than just money.


23 posted on 03/15/2014 4:09:50 PM PDT by Bogie
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To: FAA

pretty low...when you have so many people’s lives in the balance...if they are even still alive.


24 posted on 03/15/2014 4:10:50 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo in laughter")
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I’m pretty sure the passengers have been killed probably by evacuating the passenger compartment. The pilot(s) used oxygen masks. (They took the plane to 45000 feet for a while in order to do this.)


25 posted on 03/15/2014 4:21:50 PM PDT by Banjoguy
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To: dynachrome; Slings and Arrows

26 posted on 03/15/2014 4:32:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: dynachrome

Too soon!


27 posted on 03/15/2014 5:34:20 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: Procyon

I thought it was a 777-200ER!


28 posted on 03/15/2014 6:16:28 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: dynachrome

Let us know when it hits Ebay!


29 posted on 03/15/2014 6:17:11 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Comes stocked with baggage. But it’s like buying one of those storage lockers—can’t look inside until you buy.


30 posted on 03/15/2014 6:21:18 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: dynachrome
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

--Mel Brooks

31 posted on 03/15/2014 6:34:00 PM PDT by seowulf (Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
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To: dynachrome; Slings and Arrows

They are so overdue for a new ad campaign.

32 posted on 03/16/2014 3:53:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Is that a real ad??


33 posted on 03/16/2014 6:28:41 PM PDT by CedarDave (Obama - "That's the good thing as a President, I can do whatever I want" (02/10/14 declaration))
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To: CedarDave

There is another A380:
http://www.malaysiaairlines.com/hq/en/mh-experience/oneworld/overview.html
Qatar Airways with 10 A380 on order is also a member of oneworld Alliance.


34 posted on 03/17/2014 5:37:47 AM PDT by MHalblaub ("Easy my friends, when it comes to the point it is only a drawing made by a non believing Dane...")
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