Skip to comments.2040: CNN Breaking News: Flight 370 Still Missing
Posted on 03/21/2014 11:23:52 AM PDT by Doc Savage
CNN: Breaking News: 2040 - Flight 370: The Search Continues!
President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.
Coyote Blitzer, son Wolf Blitzer, former CNN anchor who carried this dramatic story for 20 years before retiring to a rest home in Malaysia, has been covering this exciting new development.
The bottle has been sent to the FBI for laboratory analysis. A trace of Revlon lipstick, "Gentlemen Prefer Pink" was found which they believe may have come from one of the passengers.
In a further development Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee said she was convinced that the passengers were still alive and being held by the Koch brothers at an undisclosed location in Anarctica!
Stay tuned to CNN tonight as we air a special broadcast titled, "Flight 370: Being Held In An Alternative Universe!"
That is “Breaking News”?
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
I knew it was them Koch brothers!
Is the “alternative” universe an LGBT friendly one?
I heard just yesterday on Rush’s show that it landed on
Michelle Obama’s butt, and is most likely hiding in...well, I’ll just leave right there..
Well, now they’re really lost, ping....
This also means Nostrildumbass aka Henry WaxMan is gonna need a deep nasal probe mission. (Rumor has it he can hide a squadron of black helicopters)
Believe it or not, a very similar headline ran on CNN late last night / early morning. When the first search flight returned from flying over the suspected wreckage, CNN reported as breaking news that the plane found nothing.
Followed by King Obama goes on his 4756 golfing vacation
Yeah ... and no matter how intriguing the story is (and it’s quite intriguing) ... it will still get old after a while. That’s just the way us humans are.
I love that, “breaking news! .there is no breaking news”
Wait a minute.....there’s a missing airliner? Why haven’t any of the cable news channels mentioned anything about this?
toss in a breaking news item for an Anna Nicole Smith update.....
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