Skip to comments.2040: CNN Breaking News: Flight 370 Still Missing
Posted on 03/21/2014 11:23:52 AM PDT by Doc Savage
CNN: Breaking News: 2040 - Flight 370: The Search Continues!
President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.
Coyote Blitzer, son Wolf Blitzer, former CNN anchor who carried this dramatic story for 20 years before retiring to a rest home in Malaysia, has been covering this exciting new development.
The bottle has been sent to the FBI for laboratory analysis. A trace of Revlon lipstick, "Gentlemen Prefer Pink" was found which they believe may have come from one of the passengers.
In a further development Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee said she was convinced that the passengers were still alive and being held by the Koch brothers at an undisclosed location in Anarctica!
Stay tuned to CNN tonight as we air a special broadcast titled, "Flight 370: Being Held In An Alternative Universe!"
That is “Breaking News”?
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
I knew it was them Koch brothers!
Is the “alternative” universe an LGBT friendly one?
I heard just yesterday on Rush’s show that it landed on
Michelle Obama’s butt, and is most likely hiding in...well, I’ll just leave right there..
Well, now they’re really lost, ping....
This also means Nostrildumbass aka Henry WaxMan is gonna need a deep nasal probe mission. (Rumor has it he can hide a squadron of black helicopters)
Believe it or not, a very similar headline ran on CNN late last night / early morning. When the first search flight returned from flying over the suspected wreckage, CNN reported as breaking news that the plane found nothing.
Followed by King Obama goes on his 4756 golfing vacation
Yeah ... and no matter how intriguing the story is (and it’s quite intriguing) ... it will still get old after a while. That’s just the way us humans are.
I love that, “breaking news! .there is no breaking news”
Wait a minute.....there’s a missing airliner? Why haven’t any of the cable news channels mentioned anything about this?
toss in a breaking news item for an Anna Nicole Smith update.....
Very funny and spot on.
However this ends, I just hope it brings more closure than the finale of Lost.
Somehow I think this may take 6 seasons before we find out.
2040: Fox News, Today marks the 25th Anniversary of CNN going off the air.
But if CNN is still around in 2040,
2040: CNN Breaking News, Today Jodi Arias had fruit loops for breakfast this morning
And so is Mozart.
“President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.”
Vice President Not Sure was unavailable for comment. He was off looking for a time masheen.
“In other news, Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still clinically dead.”
We know about the flight but where is looter guy, bagdad bob, tourist guy, Carmen San Diego, Gilroy.
Every time I see, hear or think about that damned show I get so pissed. It was nothing but the drugged out concoctions of a bunch of frigging stoners who happened to be the writers for the show.
It was like they had to get more stoned for each writing session to come up with the biggest colostomy bag of horsesh!t crap one could think of, and then try to pawn that off as if there was a ‘grand central theme’ to the whole debacle. In the end, they finally had to pull a Dallas maneuver and cop to a ‘they were dead all along’ scenario. Just Damn! They oughta blackball every damn actor that appeared on that show.
Which reminds me of that other show I really liked but ended up pulling the same crap - “Battlestar Gacraptica (BSGthissucks)” What a freaking let down.
2040: Fox News, Still no sign of Natalee Holloway.
Did anyone think to look on Craigslist??
The man is dead but his beautiful music will live forever!
So is Chevy Chase's career.
Listen to it. It is alive.
No debate there.
Breaking news........ Mandella is still dead
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