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2040: CNN Breaking News: Flight 370 Still Missing
March 21, 2014 | Doc Savage

Posted on 03/21/2014 11:23:52 AM PDT by Doc Savage

CNN: Breaking News: 2040 - Flight 370: The Search Continues!

President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.

Coyote Blitzer, son Wolf Blitzer, former CNN anchor who carried this dramatic story for 20 years before retiring to a rest home in Malaysia, has been covering this exciting new development.

The bottle has been sent to the FBI for laboratory analysis. A trace of Revlon lipstick, "Gentlemen Prefer Pink" was found which they believe may have come from one of the passengers.

In a further development Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee said she was convinced that the passengers were still alive and being held by the Koch brothers at an undisclosed location in Anarctica!

Stay tuned to CNN tonight as we air a special broadcast titled, "Flight 370: Being Held In An Alternative Universe!"


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: humorsatire; iran; malaysia; mh370; waronterror

1 posted on 03/21/2014 11:23:52 AM PDT by Doc Savage
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To: Doc Savage

That is “Breaking News”?


2 posted on 03/21/2014 11:25:10 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: Doc Savage
*snickering/chuckling!*

3 posted on 03/21/2014 11:25:12 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Doc Savage

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.


4 posted on 03/21/2014 11:25:56 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: Doc Savage

Good one!


5 posted on 03/21/2014 11:26:35 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Doc Savage

I knew it was them Koch brothers!


6 posted on 03/21/2014 11:27:37 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Star Traveler

7 posted on 03/21/2014 11:28:47 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: Doc Savage

Is the “alternative” universe an LGBT friendly one?


8 posted on 03/21/2014 11:30:07 AM PDT by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with violence, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: Doc Savage

9 posted on 03/21/2014 11:36:30 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: Doc Savage

BS!

I heard just yesterday on Rush’s show that it landed on
Michelle Obama’s butt, and is most likely hiding in...well, I’ll just leave right there..


10 posted on 03/21/2014 11:41:54 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: Last Dakotan; windcliff; stylecouncilor

Well, now they’re really lost, ping....


11 posted on 03/21/2014 11:44:21 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: chris37

This also means Nostrildumbass aka Henry WaxMan is gonna need a deep nasal probe mission. (Rumor has it he can hide a squadron of black helicopters)


12 posted on 03/21/2014 11:47:04 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: Star Traveler

Believe it or not, a very similar headline ran on CNN late last night / early morning. When the first search flight returned from flying over the suspected wreckage, CNN reported as breaking news that the plane found nothing.


13 posted on 03/21/2014 11:48:36 AM PDT by BinaryBoy (Starve the RINOs: Not one dollar, not one vote.)
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To: Doc Savage

Followed by King Obama goes on his 4756 golfing vacation


14 posted on 03/21/2014 11:51:33 AM PDT by al baby (Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
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To: BinaryBoy

Yeah ... and no matter how intriguing the story is (and it’s quite intriguing) ... it will still get old after a while. That’s just the way us humans are.


15 posted on 03/21/2014 11:52:08 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: BinaryBoy

I love that, “breaking news!….there is no breaking news”


16 posted on 03/21/2014 11:54:07 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: Doc Savage
"Coyote Blitzer" 《《《--- Choking, I laughed so hard! Thanks for making my day!
17 posted on 03/21/2014 11:55:34 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: Star Traveler
The Pope is still Catholic,and Gloria Alred is still looking for women who were beat up and molested by Ted Cruz Oh, and this just in . . . Flight 370 is really really still missing. This time we mean it . . . really
18 posted on 03/21/2014 11:56:21 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Doc Savage

Wait a minute.....there’s a missing airliner? Why haven’t any of the cable news channels mentioned anything about this?


19 posted on 03/21/2014 11:56:35 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Doc Savage

toss in a breaking news item for an Anna Nicole Smith update.....


20 posted on 03/21/2014 11:58:35 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Doc Savage

Very funny and spot on.


21 posted on 03/21/2014 11:58:47 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Doc Savage


22 posted on 03/21/2014 11:59:04 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Doc Savage

However this ends, I just hope it brings more closure than the finale of Lost.

Somehow I think this may take 6 seasons before we find out.


23 posted on 03/21/2014 12:01:33 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: Doc Savage

2040: Fox News, Today marks the 25th Anniversary of CNN going off the air.

But if CNN is still around in 2040,

2040: CNN Breaking News, Today Jodi Arias had fruit loops for breakfast this morning


24 posted on 03/21/2014 12:32:00 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: 3Fingas

And so is Mozart.


25 posted on 03/21/2014 12:36:03 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice.)
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To: skinkinthegrass

“President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.”

Vice President Not Sure was unavailable for comment. He was off looking for a time masheen.


26 posted on 03/21/2014 12:39:27 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: Doc Savage

“In other news, Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still clinically dead.”


27 posted on 03/21/2014 12:40:04 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Truth sounds like hate...to those who hate truth.)
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To: Doc Savage

We know about the flight but where is looter guy, bagdad bob, tourist guy, Carmen San Diego, Gilroy.


28 posted on 03/21/2014 12:48:35 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
LESBIAN “President Chelsea Clinton"
*in Strange World* NOooooo!..
gone to hell in a handbasket.

29 posted on 03/21/2014 1:05:09 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: VanDeKoik

Every time I see, hear or think about that damned show I get so pissed. It was nothing but the drugged out concoctions of a bunch of frigging stoners who happened to be the writers for the show.

It was like they had to get more stoned for each writing session to come up with the biggest colostomy bag of horsesh!t crap one could think of, and then try to pawn that off as if there was a ‘grand central theme’ to the whole debacle. In the end, they finally had to pull a Dallas maneuver and cop to a ‘they were dead all along’ scenario. Just Damn! They oughta blackball every damn actor that appeared on that show.

Which reminds me of that other show I really liked but ended up pulling the same crap - “Battlestar Gacraptica (BSGthissucks)” What a freaking let down.


30 posted on 03/21/2014 2:03:33 PM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: qam1

2040: Fox News, Still no sign of Natalee Holloway.


31 posted on 03/21/2014 2:04:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Doc Savage

Did anyone think to look on Craigslist??


32 posted on 03/21/2014 2:27:13 PM PDT by woodenickel
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To: SkyDancer

The man is dead but his beautiful music will live forever!


33 posted on 03/21/2014 3:17:25 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: 3Fingas
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

So is Chevy Chase's career.

34 posted on 03/21/2014 3:19:57 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SkyDancer

Listen to it. It is alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0UmrCXxVA


35 posted on 03/21/2014 3:20:20 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: dfwgator

No debate there.


36 posted on 03/21/2014 3:20:58 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: All

LOL


37 posted on 03/21/2014 4:34:12 PM PDT by mulder1 ("The past is prologue")
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To: Doc Savage

Breaking news........ Mandella is still dead


38 posted on 03/21/2014 5:52:58 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (Zippy the a##clown sez..............)
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