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2040: CNN Breaking News: Flight 370 Still Missing
March 21, 2014
| Doc Savage
Posted on 03/21/2014 11:23:52 AM PDT by Doc Savage
CNN: Breaking News: 2040 - Flight 370: The Search Continues!
President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach.
Coyote Blitzer, son Wolf Blitzer, former CNN anchor who carried this dramatic story for 20 years before retiring to a rest home in Malaysia, has been covering this exciting new development.
The bottle has been sent to the FBI for laboratory analysis. A trace of Revlon lipstick, "Gentlemen Prefer Pink" was found which they believe may have come from one of the passengers.
In a further development Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee said she was convinced that the passengers were still alive and being held by the Koch brothers at an undisclosed location in Anarctica!
Stay tuned to CNN tonight as we air a special broadcast titled, "Flight 370: Being Held In An Alternative Universe!"
TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: humorsatire; iran; malaysia; mh370; waronterror
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To: Doc Savage
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:25:10 AM PDT
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: Doc Savage
*snickering/chuckling!*
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:25:12 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: Doc Savage
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:25:56 AM PDT
by
3Fingas
(Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
To: Doc Savage
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:26:35 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: Doc Savage
I knew it was them Koch brothers!
To: Star Traveler
To: Doc Savage
Is the “alternative” universe an LGBT friendly one?
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:30:07 AM PDT
by
Valpal1
(If the police can t solve a problem with violence, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
To: Doc Savage
To: Doc Savage
BS!
I heard just yesterday on Rush’s show that it landed on
Michelle Obama’s butt, and is most likely hiding in...well, I’ll just leave right there..
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:41:54 AM PDT
by
chris37
(Heartless.)
To: Last Dakotan; windcliff; stylecouncilor
Well, now they’re really lost, ping....
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:44:21 AM PDT
by
onedoug
To: chris37
This also means Nostrildumbass aka Henry WaxMan is gonna need a deep nasal probe mission. (Rumor has it he can hide a squadron of black helicopters)
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:47:04 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: Star Traveler
Believe it or not, a very similar headline ran on CNN late last night / early morning. When the first search flight returned from flying over the suspected wreckage, CNN reported as breaking news that the plane found nothing.
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:48:36 AM PDT
by
ArcadeQuarters
(Starve the RINOs: Not one dollar, not one vote.)
To: Doc Savage
Followed by King Obama goes on his 4756 golfing vacation
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:51:33 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
To: BinaryBoy
Yeah ... and no matter how intriguing the story is (and it’s quite intriguing) ... it will still get old after a while. That’s just the way us humans are.
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:52:08 AM PDT
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: BinaryBoy
I love that, “breaking news!….there is no breaking news”
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:54:07 AM PDT
by
DanielRedfoot
(Creepy Ass Cracker)
To: Doc Savage
"Coyote Blitzer" 《《《--- Choking, I laughed so hard! Thanks for making my day!
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:55:34 AM PDT
by
Velveeta
To: Star Traveler
The Pope is still Catholic,and Gloria Alred is still looking for women who were beat up and molested by Ted Cruz Oh, and this just in . . . Flight 370 is really really still missing. This time we mean it . . . really
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:56:21 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Doc Savage
Wait a minute.....there’s a missing airliner? Why haven’t any of the cable news channels mentioned anything about this?
To: Doc Savage
toss in a breaking news item for an Anna Nicole Smith update.....
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posted on
03/21/2014 11:58:35 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(F the government)
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