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1 posted on 03/21/2014 3:44:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 03/21/2014 3:44:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza either. Flog the infidels....


4 posted on 03/21/2014 3:48:39 PM PDT by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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Well...he’s right, besides everyone knows Ranch Dressing is not healthy.


5 posted on 03/21/2014 3:49:11 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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Good on them. Remind me of a hot dog stand in river grove Illinois. They have no ketchup on a hot dog policy. Ketchup is for kids and New York ers


8 posted on 03/21/2014 3:53:29 PM PDT by Brasky (You miss every shot you never take.)
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To: nickcarraway

To this day, my husband claims he invented the idea of ranch & pizza.


9 posted on 03/21/2014 3:54:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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“It’s weird, it always seems to be young, college-age girls that ask for it.”

Sheer misogyny. And ageism.

Bet he doesn’t have a problem with middle-aged male construction workers putting tabasco or hot pepper flakes on their pizza. Oh, because they’re not idiots, they’re gastronomy experts. Unlike those silly college girls.


10 posted on 03/21/2014 3:54:39 PM PDT by Blue Ink
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“I guess it’s the Midwest. They love them some ranch.”

And ‘salads’ composed of lime jello with shredded vegetables suspended in it topped with miniature marshmallows.

I used to feel sorry for my cousins, but they could have left.


11 posted on 03/21/2014 3:55:32 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (My citizenship is not here.)
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Somehow, I’ve never thought HVR dressing would have become so popular if it had been branded “Hidden Valley Ranch - a Clorox product”.


12 posted on 03/21/2014 3:56:03 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s funny. I like it.


14 posted on 03/21/2014 3:57:20 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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LOL

Yeah it seems pretty common for people in these parts to order ranch. Its OK but its not for me.


15 posted on 03/21/2014 4:01:09 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Dude, it's a joke. Relax.

Except that it isn't.

I am really getting tired of people bossing other people around and then when someone stands up to them pretending like it was suppose to be a joke.

I don't like ranch on pizza.

But I would bring in the biggest bottle I could find and plop it on the table in front of me just because the guy is being a jerk about it.

And I would loan it to anyone who asked.

Get over yourselves and stop trying to control people.

Thank you.

17 posted on 03/21/2014 4:03:19 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: nickcarraway

Californians love their ranch too.


20 posted on 03/21/2014 4:04:42 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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22 posted on 03/21/2014 4:05:02 PM PDT by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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Another place to avoid like the plague


31 posted on 03/21/2014 4:08:42 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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You can find a "purist" for just about anything under the sun. They all share one thing in common. They are all a$$holes.
45 posted on 03/21/2014 4:22:30 PM PDT by southern rock
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No one dictates what or how I eat my pizza or anything else. Aside from table manners, I will eat and combine ingredients however I wish. This is America, right... oh, no, it isn’t the free America I once knew but the nazi run country where everything I do is spied upon and I get told what I can and can not do or say. Just wait until Moo shuts his place down for serving high fat and high calorie foods.


47 posted on 03/21/2014 4:26:19 PM PDT by bgill
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To: nickcarraway
But really, it's just a damn Yankee thing.

What do you think pizza is?

56 posted on 03/21/2014 4:38:50 PM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: nickcarraway

Sorry, I’ll be taking my business to a pizza joint that believes “the customer is always right” (because I am).


65 posted on 03/21/2014 5:13:11 PM PDT by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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To: nickcarraway

Reminds me of a burger place in Austin during my college days that charged extra for no cheese on the burger.

I’m not a fan of Ranch on pizza, but it’s my favorite dip for fries & I usually end up putting some on my burger too.


75 posted on 03/21/2014 8:11:44 PM PDT by TropicanaRose
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Aleksander Chan sounds like a typical busybody, bossy progressive.


83 posted on 03/22/2014 2:22:37 PM PDT by Nickname
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