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Alaska back to Russia (BARF!)
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov ^ | 3/21/14 | NA

Posted on 03/23/2014 10:02:28 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago.

First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat "St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years

Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia


TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: alaska; communism; putin; revanchism; russia; sovietunion; ukraine; viktoryanukovich; yuliatymoshenko

1 posted on 03/23/2014 10:02:28 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

No “F”ing way.

Not even a millionth of a percent, No, No, No.

No.


2 posted on 03/23/2014 10:04:38 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (B/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html#2013)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Will they settle the District of Columbia instead?


3 posted on 03/23/2014 10:06:16 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

California will go to Mexico long before Alaskans vote to go to Russia.

If anything, this Alaska crap is just another attempt to inspire fear of Russia when our real concern with Russia lies south of the border.


4 posted on 03/23/2014 10:08:34 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

5 posted on 03/23/2014 10:11:19 AM PDT by pobeda1945
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

They must have had a time machine, as the Rus weren't even around until the 800s, and I doubt the first Rus looked out on the Bering Sea for 700 years after that.

6 posted on 03/23/2014 10:13:39 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
Two things: Sounds like satire.
And, for Alaskans, this may be a good idea, i.e. going from a socialist country over to a capitalist one.
7 posted on 03/23/2014 10:13:53 AM PDT by fhayek
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To: fhayek

Then they really will see Russia from their house.


8 posted on 03/23/2014 10:15:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

You have to admit - Obama has succeeded. The fundamental transformation of America is alive and well. There are over 8k signatures, so far, who apparently want Alaska to be handed back to Russia. Mind boggling.

However, I bet most everyone who voted for this reprobate didn’t get what they thought they were getting.


9 posted on 03/23/2014 10:16:12 AM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

So they invaded Alaska back then. Motion denied.

10 posted on 03/23/2014 10:17:05 AM PDT by McGruff (They say the first casualty of war is truth)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

A all of the infowars fans would highly approve.


11 posted on 03/23/2014 10:18:06 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

I guess it depends on how many Russian language speakers are there.

That seems to be the prevailing theory of geopolitics in 2014.


12 posted on 03/23/2014 10:20:09 AM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: Semper911

Maybe Russia will attack Brighton Beach.


13 posted on 03/23/2014 10:21:06 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Let’s give them California and Massachusetts instead.


14 posted on 03/23/2014 10:27:38 AM PDT by wny
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
Be careful what you liberals wish for. Sarah Palin will then be Russian, be elected President, and haunt the living crap out of you all. What a thought. (To the author of this piece)
15 posted on 03/23/2014 10:28:09 AM PDT by deweyfrank
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To: wny

Also give them Detroit and Chicago, if they will take them...


16 posted on 03/23/2014 10:30:48 AM PDT by southland ( I have faith in the creator Republicans freed the slaves)
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To: cripplecreek

You are correct and of course this is satire. Most Crimeans consider themselves to be Russian. Sadly, we are already at the stage where a significant number of California residents identify more as Mexicans than as Americans. The real problem we will have though will manifest itself in bankruptcy long before any secessionist activity takes place.


17 posted on 03/23/2014 10:49:57 AM PDT by MSF BU (n)
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To: southland

If Michigan was smart they’d encourage migration from Detroit to Chicago. At some point the tipping point would be reached and Michigan would be a GOP leaning state at the national level.


18 posted on 03/23/2014 10:52:09 AM PDT by MSF BU (n)
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To: MSF BU

There is an interesting parallel with Crimea and California.

If we were to allow California to secede, we would retake the ports one way or another.


19 posted on 03/23/2014 10:56:24 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

There is, and has been for a long time, a movement to succeed in AK, but NOT to join Russia!


20 posted on 03/23/2014 11:23:58 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

THIS is what happens when we have a do nothing, in it for the perks, America hating president in office. The entire world knows it and is swing’n for the fences. And why not?


21 posted on 03/23/2014 11:24:14 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Puppage

When we say the greatest threat to World Peace is frickin Global Warming, that’s an open invitation to all bad guys to ‘do their worst.’


22 posted on 03/23/2014 11:25:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.


Maybe its just me, but what in the world does that mean?


23 posted on 03/23/2014 11:40:15 AM PDT by ravenwolf (ost void of pend)
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To: Aria

There are over 8k signatures, so far, who apparently want Alaska to be handed back to Russia. Mind boggling.


I i lived in Alaska there would be one more.


24 posted on 03/23/2014 11:43:25 AM PDT by ravenwolf (ost void of pend)
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To: fhayek

And we may be able to get some oil from ANWR.


25 posted on 03/23/2014 12:04:24 PM PDT by DeWalt (Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
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To: ravenwolf

You’d rather be a Russian?


26 posted on 03/23/2014 12:35:41 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Waaaayyy too many Alaskan’s willing to shoot unruly “bears”.


27 posted on 03/23/2014 12:43:32 PM PDT by G Larry (There's the Beef!)
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To: DeWalt

lol


28 posted on 03/23/2014 12:45:00 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: NowApproachingMidnight; All

I am sure that Sarah Palin and others like her would make sure that the ‘wolves’ from Siberia are taken care of properly


29 posted on 03/23/2014 12:47:53 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: ravenwolf

This entire topic is beyond idiotic, it is mind numbingly stupid. Your comment suggests some sort of brain injury, or drug abuse.


30 posted on 03/23/2014 1:10:18 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Don't tell me, I'll tell you.)
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To: cripplecreek

I think things would get quite ugly before that and many hyphenated Americans would find it safer returning to the lands of their hyphen.


31 posted on 03/23/2014 1:37:25 PM PDT by MSF BU (n)
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To: Aria

You’d rather be a Russian?


Not really, i was just venting my dislike for the communists who now control our own Government.


32 posted on 03/23/2014 1:56:02 PM PDT by ravenwolf (ost void of pend)
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To: dainbramaged

This entire topic is beyond idiotic,


I don,t talk to demon possessed so please refer to my comment 32.


33 posted on 03/23/2014 1:59:56 PM PDT by ravenwolf (ost void of pend)
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To: ravenwolf

ahhh...I understand.

Putin is definitely a better leader than what we’ve got. And I’m beginning to wonder which country is more free - Russia or us?

In our favor, hopefully the communist will be out of the White House in 2017...we our country makes it until then.


34 posted on 03/23/2014 2:01:42 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Many biblical scholars believe this will be the battle of Hamon Gog. And God wins, big time.


35 posted on 03/23/2014 3:22:47 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: Aria

Putin is definitely a better leader than what we’ve got. And I’m beginning to wonder which country is more free - Russia or us?


Thats right, our Government is controlling almost every aspect of our lives plus they have made it almost impossible for business,s to operate here so we have to buy everything from abroad built by people who are free to work.


36 posted on 03/23/2014 3:39:24 PM PDT by ravenwolf (ost void of pend)
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To: John Semmens
..more material for satire.

37 posted on 03/23/2014 5:26:33 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Barack Obama is an alinskite socialist, but is kept in check by the separation of powers...(for now)

Putin on the other hand is a neo-Soviet hardcore communist dictator who would send anyone who disagrees with him to the gulag in a heartbeat.


38 posted on 03/23/2014 8:19:57 PM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight; BillyBoy; AuH2ORepublican; GeronL; fieldmarshaldj

Given some of the insane garbage being posted by the Putin boot lickers here, I’m sure they’d favor this proposal.


39 posted on 03/24/2014 10:06:23 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: MSF BU

And you can bet some freepers will be perfectly happy to see California become part of Mexico after a “legitimate” vote too


40 posted on 03/24/2014 11:06:55 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Impy

Bump


41 posted on 03/24/2014 11:08:55 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Thunder90

Bump


42 posted on 03/24/2014 11:09:15 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

It is too beautiful to turn over. They’ll ruin it just as they’ve ruined their own nation.


43 posted on 03/25/2014 2:11:42 PM PDT by MSF BU (n)
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