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Flight 370 ‘flew directly to heaven’: Dupes fall for Daily Currant’s Sarah Palin satire
twitchy.com ^ | 3-24-14 | Twitchy staff

Posted on 03/24/2014 5:50:54 PM PDT by dynachrome

Sarah Palin believes flight 370 flew directly to heaven... how is she a senator? — DIMV (@Freshselective) March 21, 2014

The Daily Currant strikes again. The website, which calls itself “The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record,” last week claimed that Sarah Palin told Sean Hannity she believes Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 “accidentally flew too high and got stuck in heaven.” The story was cross posted to other non-satire sites and managed to fool quite a few.

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Some bad language.

"They vote"

1 posted on 03/24/2014 5:50:55 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

And these morons are allowed to vote over and over again..gee guess which party they vote for?


2 posted on 03/24/2014 5:52:53 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: dynachrome; onyx; Abbeville Conservative; abigailsmybaby; afnamvet; alley cat; antceecee; ...
Yet-Another-Not-A-Ping-To-Sarah's-Awesome-List.

Sarah Palin believes flight 370 flew directly to heaven... how is she a senator? — DIMV (@Freshselective) March 21, 2014

Beats Me.

I thought Al Franken was Bad.


3 posted on 03/24/2014 5:57:04 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: dynachrome

Says something about what passes for satire today.

It should be more than making up something outrageous and putting into the mouth of someone famous.


4 posted on 03/24/2014 5:57:20 PM PDT by DManA
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To: KC_Lion

You can’t fix Stupid.


5 posted on 03/24/2014 5:58:59 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: dynachrome

Want to make liberals look like fools?

Just claim a conservative said or did something stupid.

Just yesterday they were on twitter claiming that Michael Waltrip believes he met Donna Summer at the race track. (She’s been dead for quite a few years) He was obviously joking but liberal simpletons ran with it anyway.


6 posted on 03/24/2014 6:00:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: KC_Lion
Sarah Palin believes flight 370 flew directly to heaven... how is she a senator?

LOL
7 posted on 03/24/2014 6:03:10 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: dynachrome
Some bad language.

"They vote"

Even worse, they reproduce!

8 posted on 03/24/2014 6:03:16 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: cripplecreek; TADSLOS

9 posted on 03/24/2014 6:04:41 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: dynachrome

Liberals gonna liberal.


10 posted on 03/24/2014 6:04:59 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: KC_Lion

LOL


11 posted on 03/24/2014 6:10:05 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
And these morons are allowed to vote over and over again..gee guess which party they vote for?

Yep. And, meanwhile, we pick up the food, healthcare and incidentals tab for these lowinfo's :(

12 posted on 03/24/2014 6:11:46 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: dynachrome

I went over and read some of the comments, they don’t realize just how stupid they are.


13 posted on 03/24/2014 6:14:25 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: dynachrome

PDS is alive and well.


14 posted on 03/24/2014 6:16:33 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: cripplecreek

“Just claim a conservative said or did something stupid.”

Actually, when I feel like hijacking a thread on a democrat site, I say the name sarah palin, and imply she said something in agreement with them, the thread instantaneously degrades to nothing but sarah palin, especially comments about how irrelevant she is. They are so easy to distract, and any discussion about anything is stopped dead.


15 posted on 03/24/2014 6:19:15 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

And they breed...


16 posted on 03/24/2014 6:19:24 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: TADSLOS
LOL2
17 posted on 03/24/2014 6:21:30 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: cripplecreek

Yep, apparently Sarah Palin is a Senator, who knew LOL


18 posted on 03/24/2014 6:22:32 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: VRWC For Truth
PDS is alive and well.

Yep, but I think this is "cloaked" as satire to do damage.

19 posted on 03/24/2014 6:23:27 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: carriage_hill

Actually libs don’t breed, they are too busy aborting their children..and as pro life as I wouldn’t wish a child an idiot like these fools for a mother


20 posted on 03/24/2014 6:23:50 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: dynachrome

And once it is pointed out to them that they fell for a satire, their usual defense will be: “well it sounds like something she would say”


21 posted on 03/24/2014 6:24:30 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: KC_Lion

HILLARIOUS! I have to have that.

(One question, is that Ben Franklin quoting Abraham Lincoln about the internet? A true visionary, obviously)


22 posted on 03/24/2014 6:36:08 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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And these morons are allowed to vote over and over again..gee guess which party they vote for?

Those morons are going to believe Sarah Palin said that until the day they die. Those same morons are going to tell their moron friends who also vote, and who'll also believe it to the day they die AND also tell THEIR moron friends.

Next thing you know, it's going to be like "I can see Russia from my back yard!" === which Palin never said. Tina Fey did on a Saturday Night Live episode.

guess what? a MAJORITY of people still believe Palin said it despite the YouTube video being out there to prove she did not.

Bottom line: I'm not so sure it's a great idea to attribute assinine statements to Sarah Palin in the name of playing "look at the moron" game. There's no upside for Palin in it, and in the eyes of the great unwashed who believe this bullshit, it just makes her look worse. Not something our side needs.

23 posted on 03/24/2014 6:41:14 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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Actually libs don’t breed, they are too busy aborting their children..and ...

... they don't need to, because they still have control of 54 Million children whose parents are too stupid and lazy to remove them from public school. And the vast majority of these public-school children are being brainwashed to be just as stupid and destructive as their communist mentors.

24 posted on 03/24/2014 7:19:33 PM PDT by meadsjn
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To: KC_Lion

LOL


25 posted on 03/24/2014 7:34:39 PM PDT by Lady Heron
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Where then, do you think the new ones coming from, to replace the ones dying-off? Certainly black babies are being aborted at huge rates, by the libs’ PP-abortion factories. Are many white libs just normal kids ‘converted to liberalism’ in the corrupt, lib-run education system? Just wondering...


26 posted on 03/24/2014 8:22:19 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: KC_Lion

There are heroes who were aboard that plane, who tried their best to gain access to the cockpit just like on 9/11, that we will never know about.


27 posted on 03/25/2014 12:13:23 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: DManA

Libtards are peeing themselves today on socialist networking sites like facetard today for pranking the reviews on an Amazon.com sold “Ted Cruz coloring book”.

http://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity/dp/1619530953/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Plenty of hits on Sarah Palin and others.

Fake but accurate talking points. They are cyberbullies because the tactics of Saul Alinsky work.

Stalinists lie. ALWAYS.


28 posted on 03/25/2014 10:10:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: DManA

Makes me wonder if there was an Anthony Huma Weiner pop-up book...


29 posted on 03/25/2014 10:11:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: dynachrome

“how is she a senator?”

How is it you vote?

;-)


30 posted on 03/28/2014 1:58:12 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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