Glenn Beck Saw ‘Noah’ Over the Weekend, and He’s Calling It the ‘Babylonian Chainsaw Massacre’

The Blaze ^ | 3/24/2014 | Erica Ritz

[GraceG]

The bit about the "Rock people" in his ranting about it was hilarious.

[Cold Heat]

Rock people?

LOL!.....

2014 is going to be a hoot....

[dr_lew]

Rock people? That’s in FROZEN ! What’s going on with the rocks ?

[TigersEye]

What? No Ents?

[Olog-hai]

Babylonian Chainsaw Massacre
They took my baby away from me
But she’ll never get out of there
She’ll never get out of there
I don’t care, a woah-woah . . .

[blueplum]

based on what Beck has said, is the Noah portrayed in the movie the Noah according to Mohammed?

I may be understanding texts wrong, but I think while the Christian and Jewish texts have God as the one disappointed in mankind, and so it was He who decided on the Flood, and decided to save a good Noah and his good wife, the koran texts have Noah as the one who went to God and asked God to destroy all the evil people - that it was Noah’s call for the Flood and God obliged him. And that Noah’s wife was not a good person.

I doubt I’ll be paying money to see rock people, in any case.

[Bullish]

I love giant rocks.... but people? I don’t know.

[pepsionice]

Are these rock people conservatives or liberals?

[Theophilus]

Waterworld II

[Gene Eric]

Paramount had the opportunity to cut a respectable portrayal, but it chose not to. I won’t be going out of my way to see the movie.

[zeestephen]

RE: “Are these rock people conservatives or liberals?”

They sell insurance, Prudential, get a piece of the Rock, and all that.

ObamaCare would work out well, since all their customers are going to drown in the next few hours.

[blueplum]

liberals. where do you think the idea for Agenda 21 came from? from those blasted rock people, that’s where

[RginTN]

Fraggle Rock

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085017/

[napscoordinator]

So for weeks and weeks he has been bashing this movie with no proof. He goes to see the movie finds out it was not what he has been bashing. It still was not a good movie, but he has been lying for weeks. Shameful!

[DaveA37]

Boycott all movies and let the chips fall where they may. Who really needs them anyway? There are millions of ways to entertain yourself and movies are (IMO) a HUGE waste of money. Do something constructive, go fishing, anything but waste your time watching garbage.

[Bratch]

[fortheDeclaration]

He wasn’t expecting the Noah of the Bible was he?

[Flick Lives]

There is a Rock Monster in "Galaxy Quest". (Fun movie, BTW).

[bray]

I supplied all of the logs for the Ark,so I will go see them.

Pray America is Waking Up

[Bender2]

Re: Beck said strongly: “If you are looking for a biblical movie, this is definitely not it … It’s not the story of Noah that I was hoping for. If you are going for that, you will be horribly disappointed.”

Gadzooks! Why can't we get back... to traditional films about fundamental religion like we had in past years!

One particularly comes... to mind:

Okay, Bendy, I can... make that happen--

Thanks Liz... I knew you could do it.

Yet, in politics, things... are the same.

Yeah, Bend, the Democrats... still consider me the Devil--

No, they don't really, Sarah. They are either scared of you and your ideas... or they want to sleep with you but they know they never, ever had a chance in Hell of doing so--

Who says all actress/models... are stupid?