Skip to comments.Feminist “Comedian:” I’d Personally Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian
Posted on 03/27/2014 8:41:20 AM PDT by Morgana
WARNING: Graphic language
Joe Newby at The Washington Examiner has found a real doozy of a comedian. Her name is Laura Levites with obviously no connection to the priests of the Old Testament. (Shes an atheist with a fondness for Ricky Gervais.)
I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights, she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag #HobbyLobby. She certainly knows how to draw attention to herself. Newby said thats not all.
She also expressed her hatred of Christians in a tweet calling conservative Christians scumbags, claiming they are really trying her patience. Why cant Agent Orange be legal? she asked. In another tweet, Levites said she would pay for Hobby Lobbys David Green to be castrated. She went so far as to advocate violence on Green, proclaiming she would purchase a saw from Home Depot to cut off Greens male organ so she can shove it up his a**.
Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that womens health includes her contraceptives: I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.
In January, after Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) delivered the GOP response to Obamas State of the Union, Levites also went into Hulk-smash mode. I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers and eat it, so I can see the surprised look on her frigid face, she tweeted.
Her Twitter profile says she teabagged the Tea Party and features her wearing an I [heart] Haters T-shirt:
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Oh thank goodness it wasn’t Lisa Lampanelli, whom I happen to like a lot....
“Tolerant” and dysfunctional
Needs psychiatrict help, if not receiving it already
Liberals: The most-filled, violent, mean-spirited, out-of-control idiots.
“...calling conservative Christians scumbags....”
Well it certainly takes a scu*bag to know another.
She looks a bit like a transvestite to me...
She speaks a lot like one too.
I wish a version of “Liar, Liar” would occur to liberals for one or two election cycles,
where they can’t help but be as honest as this “comedian”
and reveal the true nature of “liberalism”.
You know because she is so tolerant and all...
Best be VERY careful where you spew them.
Well you’ve already managed to castrate all the Male liberals...(RIMSHOT!) Thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the fish!
Today’s winner of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award.
Freud wrote about “penis envy.” Here it is in one angry example. I remember how the media loved the Bobbitt story.
Atheism. Now that’s chutzpah.
Imagine the media reaction if Sarah Palin said these things about a liberal? But then, Sarah Palin is a lady.
In her case I might rethink the “not hitting a woman” thing...
It would be pointless for her to say such a thing, because they’re already neutered.
“I remember when comedians used to be funny. “
I got satellite radio because of the “comedy” channels. I’d flip from one to the next hearing unfunny anti-conservative and anti-GWB “jokes.” The audience would laugh hysterically and I’d try to change the “joke” around with a different target to see if I could make it funny. I concluded it wasn’t funny but that the audiences were just like-minded idiots. I cancelled satellite.
Just don't call her "bossy".
If she hates men so much why does she need contraceptives? I’m soooooooo confused.
I guess the only guy she wants to have sex with is the snaggle-toothed, unfunny Ricky Gervais.
Charming. I’d personally like to stuff a ball gag into her festering gob. Maybe we can compromise on just leaving one another alone.
She’s too fugly to ever get close to any man. Plus, there’s some envy going on inside her life struggles no doubt.
I wonder if she's aware of the double meaning of that sentence.
Poor girl! Might already be a bit late for that.
She’s not going to get too far with those Duck Dynasty guys...
What happened to truly funny and clean comedy like from Jerry Lewis?
I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.
You, and the collectivists in government, madam. They also expect ownership and operation at their discretion.
I would strongly advice my fellow believers not to take the bait to aid in the advancement of this foolish heart. Pray for their enlightenment, remembering most of us in this echo chamber will never have an opportunity to persuade such an one to the Truth, but may certainly fail to perceive the neighbor within reach.
I guess the best reply to her is that
“I am for the abortion of ALL liberals children.”
Say, I hate to admit this, but one of my best pals is a ....gasp.... an ultra-left wing stand-up comic. The way we remain friends is that I never, I say NEVA, see him perform, watch his DVDs, or allow him to tell jokes in my presence. Anyway, I am MUCH funnier ... and cleaner.
I also have a kid in the business end of the movie business who claims MY views are killing HIS career. PS, I do not own slaves, or encourage others to do so, and am not always armed.
“Own” your vagina all you want woman. Just don’t expect me or everyone else to pay for your promiscuity.
Honestly what’s wrong with these people? How evil can someone be, the depths of depravity and greed knows no bounds!
I’d never heard of her until now... she must be starved for attention.
She looks like Raggy Ann.
Once these people completely expunge God from their souls, they are capable of anything, even violent acts.
Angry ugly b!tch. This is what feminazis are about. They hate themselves and everyone else.
dang....I would have bet the next paycheck on “Kathy Griffin”
What a dispicable, sick person.
If she ever actually tries to act out her sick fanatsies, she is going to end up swinging from some lamp post.
I am afraid that ee are reaching a point, where these people are so mentally ill about these perverted “rights,” and so-called “entitlements,” where it is going to come to an out and out fight to keep them from literally trying to force this sickness on the rest of us. And it will come as a result of their own actions as is obvious from such feelings this woman is articulating.
The Progressive Liberal Train Wreck
A feminazi for sexual assault and mutilation. Imagine that. Just like real NAZIs.
Like week-old roadkill.
. I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers..."
The media will be silent. It's not like "Rush Limbo" (sic) said it or something....
Another “comedian/comedienne” vying for the most nasty and vile category.
Well all the male liberals have already been castrated.
Dogs like this "comic" make even false Christians realize how evil and insane the left is.
If you like it you can keep it (to yourself).
What a vile hateful person.
Something tells me there have been thousands of test-drives though.
If she wants to show up at my house with a knife, more power to her.
Best time is between midnight and 3am. Go for it!
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