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Feminist “Comedian:” I’d Personally Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian
LIFE NEWS ^ | Tim Grahm

Posted on 03/27/2014 8:41:20 AM PDT by Morgana

WARNING: Graphic language…

Joe Newby at The Washington Examiner has found a real doozy of a “comedian.” Her name is Laura Levites – with obviously no connection to the priests of the Old Testament. (She’s an atheist with a fondness for Ricky Gervais.)

“I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights,” she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag “#HobbyLobby.” She certainly knows how to draw attention to herself. Newby said that’s not all.

She also expressed her hatred of Christians in a tweet calling conservative Christians “scumbags,” claiming they are “really trying” her patience. “Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked. In another tweet, Levites said she would pay for Hobby Lobby’s David Green to be castrated. She went so far as to advocate violence on Green, proclaiming she would purchase a saw from Home Depot to cut off Green’s male organ so she can “shove it up his a**.”

Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that “women’s health” includes her contraceptives: “I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

In January, after Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) delivered the GOP response to Obama’s State of the Union, Levites also went into Hulk-smash mode. “I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers and eat it, so I can see the surprised look on her frigid face,” she tweeted.

Her Twitter profile says she “teabagged the Tea Party” and features her wearing an “I [heart] Haters” T-shirt:

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I remember when comedians used to be funny.
1 posted on 03/27/2014 8:41:20 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Oh thank goodness it wasn’t Lisa Lampanelli, whom I happen to like a lot....


2 posted on 03/27/2014 8:42:15 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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To: Morgana

“Tolerant” and dysfunctional

Needs psychiatrict help, if not receiving it already


3 posted on 03/27/2014 8:43:13 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Hey 2008, we told you so)
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To: Morgana

Liberals: The most-filled, violent, mean-spirited, out-of-control idiots.


4 posted on 03/27/2014 8:43:22 AM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: Morgana

“...calling conservative Christians scumbags....”

Well it certainly takes a scu*bag to know another.

IMHO


5 posted on 03/27/2014 8:43:24 AM PDT by ripley
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To: Morgana

She looks a bit like a transvestite to me...

She speaks a lot like one too.


6 posted on 03/27/2014 8:43:59 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: CodeToad

I wish a version of “Liar, Liar” would occur to liberals for one or two election cycles,

where they can’t help but be as honest as this “comedian”
and reveal the true nature of “liberalism”.


7 posted on 03/27/2014 8:44:42 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Morgana

You know because she is so tolerant and all...


8 posted on 03/27/2014 8:45:09 AM PDT by LivingNet
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To: Morgana
Them's fightin' words, lady.

Best be VERY careful where you spew them.

9 posted on 03/27/2014 8:45:22 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
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To: Morgana

Well you’ve already managed to castrate all the Male liberals...(RIMSHOT!) Thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the fish!


10 posted on 03/27/2014 8:45:22 AM PDT by apillar
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To: Morgana

Today’s winner of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award.


11 posted on 03/27/2014 8:45:58 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Morgana

Freud wrote about “penis envy.” Here it is in one angry example. I remember how the media loved the Bobbitt story.


12 posted on 03/27/2014 8:46:15 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: Morgana

Atheism. Now that’s chutzpah.


13 posted on 03/27/2014 8:46:19 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Morgana; tx_eggman
“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

Yeah... that's pretty much a guarantee.
14 posted on 03/27/2014 8:47:34 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: Morgana

Imagine the media reaction if Sarah Palin said these things about a liberal? But then, Sarah Palin is a lady.


15 posted on 03/27/2014 8:49:06 AM PDT by armydawg505
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To: Morgana

In her case I might rethink the “not hitting a woman” thing...


16 posted on 03/27/2014 8:50:21 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: armydawg505

It would be pointless for her to say such a thing, because they’re already neutered.


17 posted on 03/27/2014 8:50:26 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Morgana

“I remember when comedians used to be funny. “

I got satellite radio because of the “comedy” channels. I’d flip from one to the next hearing unfunny anti-conservative and anti-GWB “jokes.” The audience would laugh hysterically and I’d try to change the “joke” around with a different target to see if I could make it funny. I concluded it wasn’t funny but that the audiences were just like-minded idiots. I cancelled satellite.


18 posted on 03/27/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Morgana
We might ought to be careful ...
This might be a new message from obama via this comedian along the lines of ... If you like your reproductive system males, you can keep your reproductive system males. We all know how obama's other promises worked out.
19 posted on 03/27/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Morgana
Feminist “Comedian:” I’d Personally Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian

Just don't call her "bossy".

20 posted on 03/27/2014 8:51:14 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: Morgana

If she hates men so much why does she need contraceptives? I’m soooooooo confused.

I guess the only guy she wants to have sex with is the snaggle-toothed, unfunny Ricky Gervais.


21 posted on 03/27/2014 8:51:44 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Morgana

Charming. I’d personally like to stuff a ball gag into her festering gob. Maybe we can compromise on just leaving one another alone.


22 posted on 03/27/2014 8:53:07 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Morgana

She’s too fugly to ever get close to any man. Plus, there’s some envy going on inside her life struggles no doubt.


23 posted on 03/27/2014 8:53:37 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Morgana
“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

I wonder if she's aware of the double meaning of that sentence.

24 posted on 03/27/2014 8:54:07 AM PDT by Timocrat (Ingnorantia non excusat)
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To: miss marmelstein
I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian...

Poor girl! Might already be a bit late for that.

25 posted on 03/27/2014 8:54:34 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( The Republican Party is very sick . Hold all contributions until we see who picks up the patient..)
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To: Kenny Bunk

She’s not going to get too far with those Duck Dynasty guys...


26 posted on 03/27/2014 8:55:21 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

What happened to truly funny and clean comedy like from Jerry Lewis?


27 posted on 03/27/2014 8:57:14 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo in laughter")
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To: Morgana
I remember when comedians used to be funny.

I remember getting upset a few times about what comedians said, but then I remembered they are on the same entertainment continuum as rodeo clowns (with rodeo clowns being more accomplished).


28 posted on 03/27/2014 8:57:38 AM PDT by needmorePaine
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To: Morgana

“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

You, and the collectivists in government, madam. They also expect ownership and operation at their discretion.


29 posted on 03/27/2014 8:57:50 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Morgana
Boob bait. The God of Abraham, Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, has an excellent record of protecting his reputation. He watches over His Word to perform it.

I would strongly advice my fellow believers not to take the bait to aid in the advancement of this foolish heart. Pray for their enlightenment, remembering most of us in this echo chamber will never have an opportunity to persuade such an one to the Truth, but may certainly fail to perceive the neighbor within reach.

30 posted on 03/27/2014 8:58:12 AM PDT by Prospero (Si Deus trucido mihi, ego etiam fides Deus.)
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To: All

I guess the best reply to her is that

“I am for the abortion of ALL liberals children.”


31 posted on 03/27/2014 9:00:57 AM PDT by uncle fenders
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To: miss marmelstein
LOL.

Say, I hate to admit this, but one of my best pals is a ....gasp.... an ultra-left wing stand-up comic. The way we remain friends is that I never, I say NEVA, see him perform, watch his DVDs, or allow him to tell jokes in my presence. Anyway, I am MUCH funnier ... and cleaner.

I also have a kid in the business end of the movie business who claims MY views are killing HIS career. PS, I do not own slaves, or encourage others to do so, and am not always armed.

32 posted on 03/27/2014 9:02:35 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( The Republican Party is very sick . Hold all contributions until we see who picks up the patient..)
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To: Morgana

“Own” your vagina all you want woman. Just don’t expect me or everyone else to pay for your promiscuity.

Honestly what’s wrong with these people? How evil can someone be, the depths of depravity and greed knows no bounds!


33 posted on 03/27/2014 9:02:51 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Morgana

I’d never heard of her until now... she must be starved for attention.


34 posted on 03/27/2014 9:03:38 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: Morgana

She looks like Raggy Ann.


35 posted on 03/27/2014 9:04:19 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Morgana
She comes after me with a knife, and she is going to have extra holes in the head.

Once these people completely expunge God from their souls, they are capable of anything, even violent acts.

36 posted on 03/27/2014 9:04:22 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Blog: www.BackwoodsEngineer.com)
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To: Morgana

Angry ugly b!tch. This is what feminazis are about. They hate themselves and everyone else.


37 posted on 03/27/2014 9:04:35 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: Morgana

dang....I would have bet the next paycheck on “Kathy Griffin”


38 posted on 03/27/2014 9:05:10 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Morgana
Another ugly-as-sin-red-headed-wack-job-psyco-biotchfromhell "comedian." Probably a protege and lover of Kathy Griffin's

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39 posted on 03/27/2014 9:05:22 AM PDT by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: Morgana

What a dispicable, sick person.

If she ever actually tries to act out her sick fanatsies, she is going to end up swinging from some lamp post.

I am afraid that ee are reaching a point, where these people are so mentally ill about these perverted “rights,” and so-called “entitlements,” where it is going to come to an out and out fight to keep them from literally trying to force this sickness on the rest of us. And it will come as a result of their own actions as is obvious from such feelings this woman is articulating.

The Progressive Liberal Train Wreck
http://www.jeffhead.com/trainwreck.htm


40 posted on 03/27/2014 9:06:11 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Morgana

A feminazi for sexual assault and mutilation. Imagine that. Just like real NAZIs.


41 posted on 03/27/2014 9:07:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Morgana
She's funny.

Like week-old roadkill.

42 posted on 03/27/2014 9:07:17 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Morgana; GeronL
The REAL misogynistic "War on Women" comes from the militant Left.

. “I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers..."

The media will be silent. It's not like "Rush Limbo" (sic) said it or something....

43 posted on 03/27/2014 9:08:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Morgana

Another “comedian/comedienne” vying for the most nasty and vile category.


44 posted on 03/27/2014 9:09:21 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Morgana

Well all the male liberals have already been castrated.


45 posted on 03/27/2014 9:10:54 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Morgana
Love it. I battled pseudo Christians in Tennessee when clinton was elected. They refused to see the error of their ways. 2 John 11: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

Dogs like this "comic" make even false Christians realize how evil and insane the left is.

46 posted on 03/27/2014 9:12:11 AM PDT by LouAvul (In a state of disbelief as to how liberals destroyed America in a mere 40 years.)
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To: Morgana
I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.

If you like it you can keep it (to yourself).

47 posted on 03/27/2014 9:14:28 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Morgana

What a vile hateful person.


48 posted on 03/27/2014 9:18:08 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Morgana
“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

Something tells me there have been thousands of test-drives though.

49 posted on 03/27/2014 9:18:25 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

If she wants to show up at my house with a knife, more power to her.

Best time is between midnight and 3am. Go for it!


50 posted on 03/27/2014 9:18:26 AM PDT by tanknetter
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