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These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA
an e-mail received | 03/28/2014 | unknown

Posted on 03/28/2014 8:08:49 AM PDT by JimRed

These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; nsa
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This came as an attachment to an e-mail sent by a Patriot-oriented organization. But the click leads to a video presentation I don't have the time or inclination to sit through. Will someone with more patience who has watched it kindly share the thirteen words with us? I want to try to include ALL of them in at least one communication.
1 posted on 03/28/2014 8:08:50 AM PDT by JimRed
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To: JimRed

1. Where.
2. Are.
3. The.
4. Gaw
5. Damned.
6. Words.
7. Cuz.
8. You.
9. Omitted.
10. The.
11. Stupid.
12. Muthahuggin.
13. Things.


2 posted on 03/28/2014 8:11:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: JimRed

I’d like to buy a vowel……(how do you play this game?)


3 posted on 03/28/2014 8:11:03 AM PDT by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: JimRed
There is this new-fangled thing called Google that you should check out!
4 posted on 03/28/2014 8:11:06 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO! 13/10


5 posted on 03/28/2014 8:11:39 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (FIGHT! FIGHT! SEVERE CONSERVATIVE AND THE WILD RIGHT!)
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To: JimRed
These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA

But that's only 11 words, unless you count "NSA" as three words.

6 posted on 03/28/2014 8:15:01 AM PDT by abishai (Hello Jane!!! I miss you.)
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To: JimRed; Lazamataz

LIKE! Thumbs Up! Needed to laugh!


7 posted on 03/28/2014 8:15:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: JimRed

If you received the email, wouldn’t it already be flagged?

Just sayin’.


8 posted on 03/28/2014 8:17:19 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL, that was awesome. You never let us down for a humor break.
9 posted on 03/28/2014 8:19:51 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature ($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
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To: Lazamataz

:)


10 posted on 03/28/2014 8:20:06 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: JimRed

Did the NSA censor your post?


11 posted on 03/28/2014 8:21:21 AM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: F15Eagle

That’s why they left them out of the email...

They could have put them in a graphic.


12 posted on 03/28/2014 8:22:01 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

But if you do a Google search, wouldn’t that flag you too? ;^)


13 posted on 03/28/2014 8:23:00 AM PDT by DonkeyBonker (Hard to paddle against the flow of sewage coming out of the White House.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Google supports the enemy regime. BING it.


14 posted on 03/28/2014 8:23:29 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: basil
Since you didn't get your vowel, I'm thinking this is some sort of guessing game. Here are my guesses for the 13 danger words:

Palin, Rush, conservative, right-wing, freedom, freeper, tea, patriot, America, NRA, citizen, basil, constitution

15 posted on 03/28/2014 8:24:00 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: Lazamataz

demolition
barbounia
caulfield
aleikum
kopechne
soetoro
mcGee
322
carcano
elint
wnd...

But why give them clues?


16 posted on 03/28/2014 8:24:39 AM PDT by golux
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To: Leaning Right

Looks about right to me—LOL!


17 posted on 03/28/2014 8:27:17 AM PDT by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: JimRed

Are you one of the folks Harry Reid was saying couldn’t operate the internet?? ;-)~


18 posted on 03/28/2014 8:29:19 AM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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To: Leaning Right; All
WE, THE, PEOPLE, OF, THE, UNITED, STATES, OF, AMERICA,
CONSTITUTIONAL, LAWS, RESPECT, TRUTH..here are my 13 words.

19 posted on 03/28/2014 8:32:01 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: JimRed

Remember when Jimmy Carter wanted automatic phone recording when certain words were used?


20 posted on 03/28/2014 8:34:48 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Lazamataz

The words....were EATEN!


21 posted on 03/28/2014 8:35:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
"Remember when Jimmy Carter wanted automatic phone recording when certain words were used?"

Jimmy Carter dodges NSA spying by using 'old fashioned snail mail'

The loyal US government ought to be spying on Jimmie Carter.

22 posted on 03/28/2014 8:40:12 AM PDT by blam
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To: JimRed

“...and tits doesn’t even belong on the list!”


23 posted on 03/28/2014 8:41:35 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Actually I don’t. When was that?


24 posted on 03/28/2014 8:43:24 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
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To: blam

“The loyal US government ought to be spying on Jimmie Carter.”

Well, there’s the problem. These days the US government is loyal only to itself.


25 posted on 03/28/2014 8:49:19 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lazamataz

This could be a great thread. LMAO!

By the way, I think only “Muthahuggin” was on the NSA list.


26 posted on 03/28/2014 8:50:00 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Just vaguely. Very prescient of him. Not that he intended to be a whistleblower..


27 posted on 03/28/2014 8:50:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Back in the 90’s I had a friend that put all the Eschelon keywords in his email signature.


28 posted on 03/28/2014 8:52:33 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Balding_Eagle

When he was president around 1978.


29 posted on 03/28/2014 8:54:34 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: JimRed
This picture might be good too.


30 posted on 03/28/2014 9:03:40 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: JimRed

Our current president is chicken-legged, scrawny necked, yellow-bellied little communist twirp. Read away NSA.


31 posted on 03/28/2014 9:10:20 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
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To: JimRed
Or these 13:

"right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

32 posted on 03/28/2014 9:22:43 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Lazamataz

And if you use “the” twice in a paragraph, God help you.


33 posted on 03/28/2014 9:23:15 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Lazamataz

Put a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards and let them all type for ten hours a day, and one of them will eventually end up in Gitmo.


34 posted on 03/28/2014 9:28:24 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Lazamataz

That list can’t be right..no Moose or Cheese...


35 posted on 03/28/2014 9:31:15 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: blam

There
Was
A
Very
Large
Furry
I
Swear
it
Evidently
Amphibious
Utterly
Terrifying
Whilst
I
Was
Canoeing
Insane
Possibly
Soviet
Swimming
Bunny
Chasing
Me


36 posted on 03/28/2014 10:08:13 AM PDT by golux
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To: Buckeye McFrog

THAT’s funny.


37 posted on 03/28/2014 10:11:18 AM PDT by golux
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To: JimRed

Judging by their actions over the past 5 years, I’d say the list was:
Truth
Honesty
History
Constitution
Guns
Success
Prosperity
Christ(ian)
Family
Freedom
Founders
and Logic


38 posted on 03/28/2014 10:13:42 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: JimRed

Posting on the internet on a discussion about getting flagged by the NSA... will likely get you flagged by the NSA.


39 posted on 03/28/2014 10:14:38 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: MrB

The name of my college is an Echelon keyword.


40 posted on 03/28/2014 10:32:55 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: JimRed
Given the following passage of text,
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
I believe the thirteen words are as follows:
  1. truths
  2. created
  3. endowed
  4. Creator
  5. unalienable
  6. Right
  7. Life
  8. Liberty
  9. Happiness
  10. Government
  11. destructive
  12. alter
  13. abolish

41 posted on 03/28/2014 10:36:17 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Lazamataz

No such agency ... Stop scaring the natives Laz !!!.....:o)


42 posted on 03/28/2014 10:52:09 AM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: JimRed

You’re on the internet so you’re already flagged. You’re on FR so you’re double triple flagged.


43 posted on 03/28/2014 11:00:44 AM PDT by bgill
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To: DuncanWaring

Michigan?

The NSA software developer must be from THE OHIO STATE University.


44 posted on 03/28/2014 12:11:56 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: JimRed

“I lost my guns in a boating accident” are 8 of them. I don’t know what the other 5 are.


45 posted on 03/28/2014 12:18:11 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Starstruck

“And all my ammo too”.


46 posted on 03/28/2014 12:20:38 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: wildbill

Not Michigan.

We called it “The Blue Zoo”.


47 posted on 03/28/2014 12:21:08 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

And now he uses snail mail because he doesn’t want to be spied on. He should have been more careful about his wishes, since they’ve come back to bite him!


48 posted on 03/28/2014 12:27:36 PM PDT by nanetteclaret (Unreconstructed "Elderly Kooky Type" Catholic Texan)
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To: DuncanWaring
“And all my ammo too”.

I think you got it.

49 posted on 03/28/2014 12:31:17 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Teacher317
Screw the NSA & IRS.

They represent the Schutzstaffel of the AmeriNazi Regime and are most likely slavering to enforce any fascist dictate emanating from the Blight House.

Oh, almost forgot...

FU NSA/IRS/USGOV trolls...

50 posted on 03/28/2014 12:42:00 PM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Nothing does more damage to the left than an honest election.")
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