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National Guard forces surround D.C. as Obama threatens annexation
Thoughtgrime ^ | March 30, 2014 | Sisyphus

Posted on 03/31/2014 5:50:47 PM PDT by orwell2112

In a surprising domestic turn of events in the Crimean crisis, at least three brigades of the 29th Infantry Division of the Army National Guard took up positions on the outskirts of Washington today. Maneuvers included units of the division’s combat aviation brigade, which has seized Reagan National Airport (DCA) without firing a shot, although a spilled drink was reported at the Auntie Anne’s Pretzels in Terminal B when a TSA screener on his lunch break challenged the discount rate offered an army captain. full story

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In a surprising domestic turn of events in the Crimean crisis, at least three brigades of the 29th Infantry Division of the Army National Guard took up positions on the outskirts of Washington today. Maneuvers included units of the division’s combat aviation brigade, which has seized Reagan National Airport (DCA) without firing a shot, although a spilled drink was reported at the Auntie Anne’s Pretzels in Terminal B when a TSA screener on his lunch break challenged the discount rate offered an army captain. full story
1 posted on 03/31/2014 5:50:47 PM PDT by orwell2112
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To: orwell2112

APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!


2 posted on 03/31/2014 6:42:13 PM PDT by lyby ("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
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To: lyby

A might bit early, doncha think?


3 posted on 03/31/2014 6:42:57 PM PDT by lyby ("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
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To: orwell2112
didn't they take "the Sugar Loaf" in the battle of Okinawa in May '45.
(29th Marine Div.)..bad joke.

4 posted on 03/31/2014 8:12:52 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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and yes, read the complete thread..
dumb April's fools joke.

5 posted on 03/31/2014 8:14:38 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: orwell2112

April first- believe nothing you hear and a fraction of what you see.


6 posted on 04/01/2014 11:01:46 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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