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Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space For New Employees
The Global Edition ^ | 3/28/2014

Posted on 03/31/2014 7:15:03 PM PDT by Beave Meister

COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – The Copenhagen Zoo has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Zoo public relations sector reported.

Officials of the Zoo say that the four members of the staff were humanely executed after being put to sleep with a lethal injection, and then skinned and chopped up while visitors crowded around and the meat was fed to the lion population.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animals; copenhagen; europe; giraffes; humor; lethalinjection; lions; zoo
Those with the most seniority were the first to go....
1 posted on 03/31/2014 7:15:03 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

It’s a jungle out there.


2 posted on 03/31/2014 7:16:01 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Beave Meister

It’s a real bear out there


3 posted on 03/31/2014 7:17:36 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Beave Meister

Like.


4 posted on 03/31/2014 7:17:37 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Beave Meister

Did they run out of giraffes?


5 posted on 03/31/2014 7:19:33 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Beave Meister

6 posted on 03/31/2014 7:20:03 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

No, it was just time for these four.

“Four of the oldest staff members, among them one female, were put to sleep with a lethal injection and then fed to the giraffes. However, the giraffes didn’t show interest in their meat, so they were fed to the lions,” explained the Zoo spokesman.


7 posted on 03/31/2014 7:21:34 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: Beave Meister

Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwdroXuL8A&feature=kp


8 posted on 03/31/2014 7:21:46 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: Beave Meister

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

http://theweek.com/article/index/258483/speedreads-billy-joel-and-jimmy-fallon-sing-the-lion-sleeps-tonight-in-six-part-harmony


9 posted on 03/31/2014 7:28:48 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Beave Meister
If you don't do that the population of zoo employees gets too inbred. Columbus Zoo has 215 decedents of Jack Hannah working there. < /sarc>
10 posted on 03/31/2014 7:31:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Hilarious.....


11 posted on 03/31/2014 7:36:49 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: Beave Meister

Buzzards over there in Denmark, can’t say what I’d really like to.


12 posted on 03/31/2014 7:43:32 PM PDT by BeadCounter (morning glory evening grace)
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To: Beave Meister

Sounds like a plan.


13 posted on 03/31/2014 7:52:55 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Beave Meister

Great!

When do we get to do that with government’s career politicians?

They need to make way for new blood.

TERMINUS STYLE!!!


14 posted on 03/31/2014 7:55:22 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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To: RandallFlagg; All
let's start with; Sen(ile) Mitch "Reid's *itch" McConnell and SotH Johnny "Walker/*HIC!*" Boehmer
(why just two from one side of the parties)
both long-timers GOPers, *shooot!* the entire Establishment Club in the District of Criminals.

15 posted on 03/31/2014 8:04:25 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Beave Meister

April Fool. They killed 4 LIONS. (Search Copenhagen zoo.)


16 posted on 03/31/2014 8:06:23 PM PDT by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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To: Beave Meister

Made ya look suckas!


17 posted on 03/31/2014 8:11:08 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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To: KarlInOhio
decedents -> descendants I didn't even get close enough on my first spelling attempt to get the right suggestion.
18 posted on 03/31/2014 8:27:03 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Beave Meister

In a few more years, this won’t be satire.


19 posted on 03/31/2014 8:36:36 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: Beave Meister

Now we know what the real “Shovel Ready Jobs” program was supposed to be.


20 posted on 03/31/2014 8:55:03 PM PDT by shove_it (my real nickname is Otter)
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To: Beave Meister

Absolutely outstanding!!!


21 posted on 03/31/2014 9:01:46 PM PDT by MarMema (Run Ted Run)
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To: LegendHasIt

Perhaps in Denmark, but here it’s very funny.


22 posted on 03/31/2014 9:02:34 PM PDT by Postman (Flies get too litle credit. They know!!!)
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To: Beave Meister

That’s what they SHOULD do in the Copenhagen Abattoir.


23 posted on 03/31/2014 9:12:45 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Beave Meister

Denmark really does kill people the gov’t deems not suitable. Do not get old there or the next time you do to a doctor will be your last.


24 posted on 03/31/2014 9:23:56 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Beave Meister

Someone should contact the Nobel Committee and apprise them on the courageous seminal work of this truly visionary group.


25 posted on 03/31/2014 9:31:33 PM PDT by Artie (We are surrounded by MORONS)
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To: Beave Meister

I hope they were soylent Greens :)


26 posted on 03/31/2014 10:30:14 PM PDT by Rockpile
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To: Beave Meister
I'm waiting for this zoo to cut up a panda and serve it at the snack bar.

That would make the tree huggers heads explode.

27 posted on 03/31/2014 10:50:11 PM PDT by Washi (Stop Obama's War On Jobs)
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To: Beave Meister

Guys, don’t give El-Presidente any ideas for cooking the numbers on unemployment.


28 posted on 04/01/2014 7:47:26 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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