Posted on 04/04/2014 1:32:12 PM PDT by xzins
Give me your money now - Free money disposal service"
At last, a place you can put your unwanted moolah!
Is your wallet too loaded with cash to fit into your jeans? Do you suffer the heartache of having really big confusing numbers in your bank account? Are you struggling with the heavy burden of having extra wonga?
No more! Now you can move it on to us TOTALLY FREE!
All you have to do is enter a number below and press "Buy Now" - it's that easy! You will soon be on your way to moneyless zen bliss.
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Enter the amount you want to get rid of:
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FAQ
Is this service totally free?
It is! There are no hidden service charges or handling fees like those other sham companies.
What do I get in return for sending you my money?
The peace of mind that comes from no longer having it of course!
Where does the money go?
Directly to us, so don't worry about it!
What if I change my mind, can I get my money back?
Nope! We couldn't burden you with it again, we simply couldn't do that to you.
Do you keep my details confidential?
Yes! No one other than us will know you sent funds our way.
Are you a charity?
Nope!
What are you?
Just a company providing a valuable money disposal service!
If you want to put your money to GOOD use, then ignore these people
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Go Home IRS. You’re drunk.
They’re being silly.
I already donated my extra cash to The Human Fund.
You get what you pay for. Don’t trust free money disposal sites.
If you want your money disposed of properly, contact DannyTN who will dispose of your money for a modest fee.
I figured it was either this or bitcoin.
This seemed far more honest.
Shfriday 'n shomewher ish af'er noon.
‘St Gandalf’s Hospital For Very Rich People Who Like Giving Doctors Lots Of Money’.
“We’ve every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.”
I already have a money disposal service. I call it Mrs. Tweezers.
Sounds like she can squeeze a penny til it screams
What about Roth IRAscopes?
They don’t even charge a fee!
I’m guessing they lose a little on each sale but make up for it in volume.
Brought to you by the good folks at the IRS.
LOL, it does!!
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