Poetry Corner: Ode to Harry Reid

4-11-14 | Moi

[VRW Conspirator]

Inspiration:

Now there is a Senator Harry Reid, Who will perform any low, dirty deed, He is owned by the mob Your grandma he’ll rob, To give his granddaughter a gift of greed

[VRW Conspirator]

I really need some help with this. Keywords:

Senator from Nevada, Searchlight, Majority leader, Grand daughter, payoffs, mob, Cattle farmer, chief of staff, BLM, speaks like a weasel

[doug from upland]

It’s from Searchlight, Nevada Reid came
With the BLM he plays the game
He’s a weasel and crook
Some mob payoffs he took
But, of course, the Tea Party’s to blame

[M Kehoe]

Hi guy. That was pretty good.

5.56mm

[doug from upland]

:)

[cloudmountain]

It’s from Searchlight, Nevada Reid came
With the BLM he plays the game
He’s a weasel and crook
Some mob payoffs he took
But, of course, the Tea Party’s to blame

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Great limerick!!

[Vesparado]

Perhaps your “nom de net” should be “Percy Dovetonsils”? :))

[VRW Conspirator]

bam

[blueunicorn6]

Your poem is so beautiful that it made me cry.

[MeshugeMikey]

such memories!

were OLD!

[NoCmpromiz]

Title your collected work(s) as “Ode To A Slimeball”?

[Vesparado]

Yes! And (sob) yes!

[SC_Pete]

OMG-—very old. I even felt sad for Edie Adams when he died in the car crash. Loved her cigar commercials though.

[Monkey Face]

Don’t forget to add the state water rights he stole...he and his equally crooked son, Rory...

And the wind farm...and the high-speed train that goes nowhere but the desert...