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Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
CNN ^ | 16 April 2016 | Alan Duke

Posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:54 PM PDT by Theoria

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

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1 posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:54 PM PDT by Theoria
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To: Theoria

The man’s nuts...


2 posted on 04/16/2014 1:39:58 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

What a dick


3 posted on 04/16/2014 1:40:45 PM PDT by Owl558 (Those who remember George Santayana are doomed to repeat him)
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To: Theoria

Well, there’s a headline you don’t see every day.


4 posted on 04/16/2014 1:40:47 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

If he didn’t cut them too.


5 posted on 04/16/2014 1:40:57 PM PDT by Theoria (End Socialism : No more GOP and Dem candidates)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I guess his suicide attempt petered out.


6 posted on 04/16/2014 1:41:01 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Task 1: Accomplished, Task 2: Hold them Accountable!)
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To: Theoria

Johnson cuts his Johnson.


7 posted on 04/16/2014 1:41:08 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Theoria

‘Everything was going fine until ______ here jumped off the building.’


8 posted on 04/16/2014 1:41:26 PM PDT by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

The man’s nuts...


...are lonely.


9 posted on 04/16/2014 1:41:30 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: Charles Martel

One of us is redundant...


10 posted on 04/16/2014 1:41:35 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Theoria

I would think of a clever retort, but why? This thread will be “No Thanks”d in 5... 4...


11 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Theoria

Now known as Andre No-Johnson


12 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:06 PM PDT by wattsgnu
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To: Theoria

13 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:18 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Ken H
'but survives'

Ouch.

14 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:26 PM PDT by Theoria (End Socialism : No more GOP and Dem candidates)
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day

Another sign of the end times.


15 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Ken H

LOL


16 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:58 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Theoria

We need to legalize drugs to solve all our problems.


17 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:21 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: pogo101
!!! WINNER !!!

oh my that was good.

18 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:25 PM PDT by corkoman
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To: Theoria
He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

A circumcision gone horribly wrong.

19 posted on 04/16/2014 1:44:52 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Theoria
recovered penis

Those are two words together you don't want to hear.........unless of course you are the one who lost it.

20 posted on 04/16/2014 1:45:36 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
If only he had a detachable penis, he could have avoided such a calamity.
21 posted on 04/16/2014 1:46:36 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Theoria

From the link....

His recording credits include “When the Guns Come Out”....

*****

You can’t make this stuff up.


22 posted on 04/16/2014 1:47:11 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Constitution Day

PCP?


23 posted on 04/16/2014 1:47:36 PM PDT by Monmouth78
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To: FatherofFive
"He performs under the name Christ Bearer"

If thine eye offend thee...

24 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:10 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: FatherofFive
He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

Not anymore...new name s/b "Slice Cube."

25 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:24 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (For every Ted Cruz we send to DC, I can endure 2-3 "unviable" candidates that beat incumbents.)
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To: Monmouth78

Sounds like a good guess. Angel dust would be most appropriate for a performer who calls himself “Christ Bearer”.


26 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:37 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Owl558
What a dick

If thine eye offends thee pluck it out.........................But come on!

27 posted on 04/16/2014 1:49:15 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Theoria
Was he drinking Cisco?


28 posted on 04/16/2014 1:49:58 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

While he is probably nuts he did have a lot of balls to jump off a building.


29 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:11 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Theoria
Andre Johnson Severs Penis jumps off building, survives

Is this man's surname Severs-Penis?

30 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Theoria

Yes, it’s true: The man has no d***.


31 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:31 PM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: Theoria

That man is just nuts


32 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:57 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Theoria; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL

Darwin Award Nominee

Future Transgender Rap Star Grammy Nominee!


33 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Theoria

I guess he can always perform as the No-Wang Clan after he’s released from the hospital.


34 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:29 PM PDT by jimbo123
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To: pogo101

35 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:03 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Theoria

No drugs were involved. /s

36 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:09 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Theoria; Revolting cat!
Rapper Andre Johnson

Um, the Rapper Formerly known as Andre Johnson. He's just Andre now. Johnson has left the building!

37 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:24 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: rdcbn

I see what you did there.


38 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:46 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Theoria

I guess he went off half-cocked.


39 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:12 PM PDT by MisterI
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To: Theoria

Lorena Bobbitt files for unemployment.

Unexpectedly.


40 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:42 PM PDT by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: Monmouth78

Celebrity is a helluva drug.


41 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Theoria

Well this thread isn’t going to end well LOL


42 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:34 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Monmouth78

Gravel,bath salt,and bed bugs,scittles,croc.lots of new ones out there....worse every day.’

forget about legislation its over....new one every month.

Ive been seeing people who are out of their MINDS lately.

Just talked w a couple 25 yr olds in college....say they payed their way with bedbugs....Im not kidding.


43 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:37 PM PDT by Therapsid
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To: Theoria

Rapper Christ Bearer cuts off his own penis and jumps off building in suicide attempt

44 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:49 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: a fool in paradise

Johnson, has left / leapt the building!

45 posted on 04/16/2014 1:55:01 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. Right..0'Caligula / 0'Reid? ;-)
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To: Therapsid

If Obama had a son...


46 posted on 04/16/2014 1:55:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Theoria

Never go off half-cocked (or less)!


47 posted on 04/16/2014 1:57:17 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Theoria; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Damned performance art, I never understand what they’re trying to express.


48 posted on 04/16/2014 1:57:44 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Theoria

Rap music is bad enough to listen to. Imagine spending your life singing that stuff. It would drive you crazy.


49 posted on 04/16/2014 1:58:31 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: a fool in paradise
Tomorrow's headlines today:

Johnson Pricks Johnson!


50 posted on 04/16/2014 1:58:49 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (I Laugh U!)
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