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Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
CNN ^ | 16 April 2016 | Alan Duke

Posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:54 PM PDT by Theoria

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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
If only he had a detachable penis, he could have avoided such a calamity.
21 posted on 04/16/2014 1:46:36 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Theoria

From the link....

His recording credits include “When the Guns Come Out”....

*****

You can’t make this stuff up.


22 posted on 04/16/2014 1:47:11 PM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Constitution Day

PCP?


23 posted on 04/16/2014 1:47:36 PM PDT by Monmouth78
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To: FatherofFive
"He performs under the name Christ Bearer"

If thine eye offend thee...

24 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:10 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: FatherofFive
He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

Not anymore...new name s/b "Slice Cube."

25 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:24 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (For every Ted Cruz we send to DC, I can endure 2-3 "unviable" candidates that beat incumbents.)
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To: Monmouth78

Sounds like a good guess. Angel dust would be most appropriate for a performer who calls himself “Christ Bearer”.


26 posted on 04/16/2014 1:48:37 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Owl558
What a dick

If thine eye offends thee pluck it out.........................But come on!

27 posted on 04/16/2014 1:49:15 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Theoria
Was he drinking Cisco?


28 posted on 04/16/2014 1:49:58 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

While he is probably nuts he did have a lot of balls to jump off a building.


29 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:11 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Theoria
Andre Johnson Severs Penis jumps off building, survives

Is this man's surname Severs-Penis?

30 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Theoria

Yes, it’s true: The man has no d***.


31 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:31 PM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: Theoria

That man is just nuts


32 posted on 04/16/2014 1:50:57 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Theoria; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL

Darwin Award Nominee

Future Transgender Rap Star Grammy Nominee!


33 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Theoria

I guess he can always perform as the No-Wang Clan after he’s released from the hospital.


34 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:29 PM PDT by jimbo123
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To: pogo101

35 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:03 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Theoria

No drugs were involved. /s

36 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:09 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Theoria; Revolting cat!
Rapper Andre Johnson

Um, the Rapper Formerly known as Andre Johnson. He's just Andre now. Johnson has left the building!

37 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:24 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: rdcbn

I see what you did there.


38 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:46 PM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Theoria

I guess he went off half-cocked.


39 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:12 PM PDT by MisterI
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To: Theoria

Lorena Bobbitt files for unemployment.

Unexpectedly.


40 posted on 04/16/2014 1:53:42 PM PDT by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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