Skip to comments.Rapper cuts off (package), reattachment fails.
Posted on 04/17/2014 6:50:00 AM PDT by armydawg505
A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide attempt, TMZ reports.
Andre Johnson was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood at 1:00 am on Wednesday morning and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.
A spokesperson for the hospital said it does not comment on patients, but TMZ reports that attempts to reattach Johnson's penis failed.
Johnson is also known by the stage name Christ Bearer, and is in the rap group Northstar. Wu-Tang Clan founding member RZA produced Northstar's debut album.
Members of Northstar told TMZ they were there when Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.
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It’s nice to see that some in the artistic community have evolved from Van Gogh.
On the bright side, with 0bamacare he can get a free sex change. He’s half way there so that should take care of any deductible.
...baby lost front...
How does anyone know that this wasn’t an attempted homicide?
Andre ‘No Wang’ Johnson
No more ‘tang for Andre!!
I'm about tree fiddy.
Changed his rap nom de guerre to No Can Bang?
Now he’s just Andre.
Wins the Darwin award in more ways than one.
As an unusual note, the name Wu-Tang Clan was borrowed from a kung fu movie, after they discovered that several of them were aficionados of the Hong Kong based Shaw Brothers studios, which produced about 1000 movies.
The Wu-Tang Clan even purchased the marketing rights for a bunch of those movies, which it re-released on DVD under their own, Wu-Tang Clan label.
This may have inspired another company, called Celestial Pictures, to buy up the rights of about 760 of the movies, which it is remastering in much higher quality and selling on DVD. So far these include The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Five Deadly Venoms and The One-Armed Swordsman.
In any event, perhaps Mr. Andre Johnson offended the Shaolin temple, and was trying to atone for it.
I agree. “No hard drugs” indeed. They were probably all as high as kites.
Announcer to 10,000 stupid screaming rap fans at any venue:
Yo, homies and Ho’s, please welcome LOP-ECTOMY!!!
Snip the tip?
It’s always meth. ]
Meth leads to “Mess” because when you have done enough of it and lost enough teeth you cannot pronounce the “th” sound only a “ssss” sound... So you can’t say Meth only Mess, which you have become...
"The true Wu Tang must first separate himself from his yoni. When this his done, he will be able to fly like a bird."
You can call me Ray, or you can call me Ray-Jay or you can call me RJ ....but you dasn't have to call me JOHNSON!.................(If you know what this is, you are OLD).................
“You see that bucket of sand, young Wu-Tang? You must pound that sand down a rat hole.”