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Rapper cuts off (package), reattachment fails.
www.foxnews.com ^ | 4/17/14 | unknown

Posted on 04/17/2014 6:50:00 AM PDT by armydawg505

A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide attempt, TMZ reports.

Andre Johnson was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood at 1:00 am on Wednesday morning and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.

A spokesperson for the hospital said it does not comment on patients, but TMZ reports that attempts to reattach Johnson's penis failed.

Johnson is also known by the stage name Christ Bearer, and is in the rap group Northstar. Wu-Tang Clan founding member RZA produced Northstar's debut album.

Members of Northstar told TMZ they were there when Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: ouch
"....Johnson must have mental problems." You think? Maybe he left enough package so he can pass for white?
1 posted on 04/17/2014 6:50:01 AM PDT by armydawg505
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To: armydawg505

Andre “NO” Johnson


2 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:48 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (A half-truth is a complete lie)
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To: armydawg505

Loss of a rapper improves the country’s IQ by a very measurable amount.

Keep it up.

No talent does as no talent squawks.


3 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:50 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: armydawg505

>>attempts to reattach Johnson’s penis

And of course that operation is called an addadictomy.


4 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:55 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: armydawg505

Best part is, his name is JOHNSON.


5 posted on 04/17/2014 6:52:18 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: armydawg505

Sounds like the guy it totally nuts.


6 posted on 04/17/2014 6:53:37 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: armydawg505
Uhhhh....from a second floor balcony?

Evidently the guy's brains were in his penis.

7 posted on 04/17/2014 6:54:22 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

Post of the week!


8 posted on 04/17/2014 6:55:02 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: armydawg505
Reattachment fails?

What. His hand rejected it?

9 posted on 04/17/2014 6:55:03 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: armydawg505

I guess greeting him with, “Yo, whassup?” is not going to work anymore.


10 posted on 04/17/2014 6:55:18 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: tx_eggman

Ping to post #6. True comedy classic!


11 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:10 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: armydawg505

Is that a banana on the ground, or did you used to be happy to see me....

Love the totally nuts comment....


12 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:14 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: armydawg505
Yo, Andre, how's it hangin'?

No, wait, let me rephrase that.

13 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:22 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: armydawg505

My son calls that area of the anatomy ‘buck fifty’. Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent.


14 posted on 04/17/2014 6:57:02 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: armydawg505

Sounds like he is nuttier than squirrel poop....


15 posted on 04/17/2014 6:57:51 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: armydawg505
Meth.

It's always meth.

16 posted on 04/17/2014 6:58:54 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The best way to control opposition is to lead it ourselves." -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)
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To: armydawg505

Well, this rapper is an artist, and artists are always in search of new experiences to motivate their art.

I wonder what lyrics will be inspired by this episode?


17 posted on 04/17/2014 6:58:56 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: armydawg505

What’s that old James Brown song ? Get It on Up


18 posted on 04/17/2014 6:59:29 AM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: armydawg505

“the group Wu-Tang Clan”

In other news the group has changed its name to No-Tang Clan.


19 posted on 04/17/2014 7:00:44 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent.

Two bits?

"Dice Cube"?

20 posted on 04/17/2014 7:02:24 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (For every Ted Cruz we send to DC, I can endure 2-3 "unviable" candidates that beat incumbents.)
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To: armydawg505

It’s nice to see that some in the artistic community have evolved from Van Gogh.


21 posted on 04/17/2014 7:02:53 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (lib-pocrisy: requiring photo ID at a march protesting photo IDs for voters.)
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To: armydawg505

On the bright side, with 0bamacare he can get a free sex change. He’s half way there so that should take care of any deductible.


22 posted on 04/17/2014 7:08:36 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Pro Aris et Focis")
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To: Night Hides Not
Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent. Two bits? "Dice Cube"? ________________________________ Stubby.
23 posted on 04/17/2014 7:11:38 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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...baby got back...

...baby lost front...

24 posted on 04/17/2014 7:12:50 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: armydawg505

How does anyone know that this wasn’t an attempted homicide?


25 posted on 04/17/2014 7:12:53 AM PDT by struggle
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To: armydawg505

Andre ‘No Wang’ Johnson


26 posted on 04/17/2014 7:13:12 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: PetroniusMaximus

No more ‘tang for Andre!!


27 posted on 04/17/2014 7:14:06 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: driftdiver

No-Wang-Clan


28 posted on 04/17/2014 7:14:49 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
My son calls that area of the anatomy ‘buck fifty’.

I'm about tree fiddy.

29 posted on 04/17/2014 7:15:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: driftdiver

Changed his rap nom de guerre to No Can Bang?


30 posted on 04/17/2014 7:15:49 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Sgt_Schultze

Now he’s just Andre.


31 posted on 04/17/2014 7:18:18 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: armydawg505

Wins the Darwin award in more ways than one.


32 posted on 04/17/2014 7:33:38 AM PDT by dhs12345
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To: armydawg505

As an unusual note, the name Wu-Tang Clan was borrowed from a kung fu movie, after they discovered that several of them were aficionados of the Hong Kong based Shaw Brothers studios, which produced about 1000 movies.

The Wu-Tang Clan even purchased the marketing rights for a bunch of those movies, which it re-released on DVD under their own, Wu-Tang Clan label.

This may have inspired another company, called Celestial Pictures, to buy up the rights of about 760 of the movies, which it is remastering in much higher quality and selling on DVD. So far these include The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Five Deadly Venoms and The One-Armed Swordsman.

In any event, perhaps Mr. Andre Johnson offended the Shaolin temple, and was trying to atone for it.

Or something.


33 posted on 04/17/2014 7:42:58 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I agree. “No hard drugs” indeed. They were probably all as high as kites.


34 posted on 04/17/2014 7:50:57 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Night Hides Not

Announcer to 10,000 stupid screaming rap fans at any venue:

Yo, homies and Ho’s, please welcome LOP-ECTOMY!!!


35 posted on 04/17/2014 8:20:03 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: armydawg505
Did he cut the whole thing off or did he...

Snip the tip?

36 posted on 04/17/2014 8:32:44 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

[ Meth.

It’s always meth. ]

Meth leads to “Mess” because when you have done enough of it and lost enough teeth you cannot pronounce the “th” sound only a “ssss” sound... So you can’t say Meth only Mess, which you have become...


37 posted on 04/17/2014 8:34:22 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
In any event, perhaps Mr. Andre Johnson offended the Shaolin temple, and was trying to atone for it.

"The true Wu Tang must first separate himself from his yoni. When this his done, he will be able to fly like a bird."

38 posted on 04/17/2014 8:34:56 AM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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To: LyinLibs
Best part is, his name is JOHNSON.

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Ray-Jay or you can call me RJ ....but you dasn't have to call me JOHNSON!.................(If you know what this is, you are OLD).................

39 posted on 04/17/2014 8:41:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: Steely Tom

“You see that bucket of sand, young Wu-Tang? You must pound that sand down a rat hole.”


40 posted on 04/17/2014 8:42:48 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: Red Badger

I’m old.


41 posted on 04/17/2014 8:43:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

I really miss the Gong Show..................


42 posted on 04/17/2014 8:49:43 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: armydawg505

Brainless and dickless is no way to go through life, Andre.


43 posted on 04/17/2014 11:24:22 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: armydawg505

Is soprano rap still rap?


44 posted on 04/17/2014 11:27:45 AM PDT by meadsjn
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To: armydawg505

Smart move. The ONLY way a rapper can make his name know is to do something outrageous, and this “rises” to that level.

Hopefully the big bucks and the beautiful women will now flow freely, even if other aspects of his life don’t quite do that anymore.


45 posted on 04/17/2014 6:19:56 PM PDT by BobL
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To: Sgt_Schultze

Maybe he’s a common core math problem.

Andre - Johnson


46 posted on 04/17/2014 6:29:34 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: armydawg505

Sounds like he went off half cocked.


47 posted on 04/17/2014 6:31:29 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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