Skip to comments.What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?
Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle
Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.
Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.
So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.
It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.
If their little bundle of joy arrives with outdoor plumbing, one great name for him would be Anthony, after the Uncle who did so much for Grandma in her time of need, the ex Congressman Weiner. Another excellent choice would be Webster. Webb for short. It just seems right.
If it’s a boy, she should name him after his granddaddy, little Webster
Is Beelzebub taken?
If a boy, they should name him after his grandfather, Webb.
I would opt for”Slick Wille”II??????????????
Looks like I’m a bit late to the party, LOL!
How about Tractor or World Revolution?
Yes but there’s Always Beelzebub II!!
Gooney Goo Goo
Webb already got a telescope/satellite named after him
(i.e. the Hubble Telescope for the uninformed).
If a girl, they should name her after their hero, Margaret Sanger.
Carlos? Carlos Webster Mezvinsky.
“Melor” would be fitting, for Marx Engels Lenin October Revolution.
Has anyone noticed a strange resemblance between Hillary’s eyes and Natalie Portman’s ***?
Or do they both just have the “thousand yard stare”?
I liked Portman in Star Wars but she’s a flaming liberal airhead. What a waste of a mind.
Funny Photo. Hill looks like a deer frozen in the road by high beams While Natalie is driving with her high beams on.
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