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What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?
Fertile mind | 04/17/14 | Self

Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle

Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.

Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.

So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.

It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.


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KEYWORDS: baby; chelsea; chelseaclinton; hillary; howdydoody; marcmezvinsky; moron; ugly; uglymoron; x42
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After a lot of thought, I have come down with some decent options for the happy parents to be. If they should have a girl, might I suggest Natalie? A lovely name, not blemished with scandal that we know of, and it is shared by the beautiful actress Natalie Portman, seen in one of the happiest photos ever taken of Grandmama Hillary.

If their little bundle of joy arrives with outdoor plumbing, one great name for him would be Anthony, after the Uncle who did so much for Grandma in her time of need, the ex Congressman Weiner. Another excellent choice would be Webster. Webb for short. It just seems right.

1 posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle
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2 posted on 04/17/2014 7:50:57 PM PDT by Yaelle
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If it’s a boy, she should name him after his granddaddy, little Webster


3 posted on 04/17/2014 7:51:03 PM PDT by murron (Proud Mom of a Marine Vet)
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Is Beelzebub taken?


4 posted on 04/17/2014 7:51:47 PM PDT by Argus
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5 posted on 04/17/2014 7:52:18 PM PDT by Yaelle
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If a boy, they should name him after his grandfather, Webb.


6 posted on 04/17/2014 7:52:47 PM PDT by dfwgator
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I would opt for”Slick Wille”II??????????????


7 posted on 04/17/2014 7:52:48 PM PDT by bandleader
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Looks like I’m a bit late to the party, LOL!


8 posted on 04/17/2014 7:53:20 PM PDT by dfwgator
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How about Tractor or World Revolution?


9 posted on 04/17/2014 7:53:28 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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Yes but there’s Always Beelzebub II!!


10 posted on 04/17/2014 7:53:39 PM PDT by bandleader
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Gooney Goo Goo


11 posted on 04/17/2014 7:53:49 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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12 posted on 04/17/2014 7:54:25 PM PDT by Yaelle
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Mohammed....or Pedro.It's certain to be a boy....they'd have a girl aborted like all good Western “progressives” do.
13 posted on 04/17/2014 7:55:39 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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Webb already got a telescope/satellite named after him

(i.e. the Hubble Telescope for the uninformed).


14 posted on 04/17/2014 7:56:05 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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If a girl, they should name her after their hero, Margaret Sanger.


15 posted on 04/17/2014 7:56:42 PM PDT by boycott
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Carlos? Carlos Webster Mezvinsky.


16 posted on 04/17/2014 7:57:14 PM PDT by taterjay
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“Melor” would be fitting, for Marx Engels Lenin October Revolution.


17 posted on 04/17/2014 7:57:33 PM PDT by Argus
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Lil’ Bubb


18 posted on 04/17/2014 7:58:29 PM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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Has anyone noticed a strange resemblance between Hillary’s eyes and Natalie Portman’s ***?

Or do they both just have the “thousand yard stare”?

I liked Portman in Star Wars but she’s a flaming liberal airhead. What a waste of a mind.


19 posted on 04/17/2014 7:58:37 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Funny Photo. Hill looks like a deer frozen in the road by high beams While Natalie is driving with her high beams on.


20 posted on 04/17/2014 7:58:54 PM PDT by D Rider (Don't give sharp objects to small children)
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