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The Invention of the ‘Pizza Cake’ Signals a New Dawn for Mankind
Metro UK ^ | Saturday 19 Apr 2014

Posted on 04/19/2014 4:44:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Skies darken, the universe begins to dissolve. A giant sign emerges in the sky. DING! This is it – Level 2.

The game has changed ladies and gentlemen, the human race has reached a whole new stage of evolution… with the invention of the ‘pizza cake’.

A North American pizza chain has asked its customers to vote for their favourite from a catalogue of wacky pizza innovations.

pneumatic pizza cutter A mechanical pizza cutter. Because traditional pizza cutters are so taxing to use (Picture: Boston Pizza) The long list of entries includes a pizza-shaped shirt pocket, a pneumatic pizza cutter and of course the aforementioned seven-layered phenomenon of bread, tomato and melted cheese.

But as much as we’d all love to see this fantastical pizza of wonder take shape, there do seem to be a few practical issues.

pizza pocket Boston Pizza Well, you don’t keep anything else in there… (Picture: Boston Pizza)

The mark of a good pizza is its even crispness – but with seven layers, can that consistency be maintained throughout or will the middle becoming a soggy, saturated mess?

Also, how on earth do you pick the olives off if they’re covered in layer upon layer of melted cheese, bread and tomato?! The mind boggles.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cake; pizza; pizzacake

It’s like a cake and a pizza made love and their glorious offspring is the most beautiful thing ever born

1 posted on 04/19/2014 4:44:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Eww.

I love pizza, but I think there can be too much of a good thing.


2 posted on 04/19/2014 4:45:52 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: nickcarraway

Without bacon, it’s an incomplete masterpiece.


3 posted on 04/19/2014 4:47:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Jonty30

It’s no more than pizza lasagna. I’m not afraid.


4 posted on 04/19/2014 4:49:52 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: nickcarraway
Some things should not change.










5 posted on 04/19/2014 4:56:13 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be," -Epitap)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a casserole, not a pizza.


6 posted on 04/19/2014 5:03:38 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: nickcarraway

Smother that baby in some good marinara and yum yum!


7 posted on 04/19/2014 5:32:21 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: nickcarraway

Sparky’s in Astor, Fl does a Philly Cheesesteak pizza that is out of this world. No tomato sauce. Lots of cheese.


8 posted on 04/19/2014 5:44:21 PM PDT by gunsmithkat (There is no such thing as Too Many Guns)
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To: nickcarraway

This is a perversion of the term Pizza.

Enjoy it as you choose, and it does look tasty, but it is Not Pizza.


9 posted on 04/19/2014 6:14:02 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: nickcarraway

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


10 posted on 04/20/2014 2:06:42 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Meh, I’d rather have lasagna.


11 posted on 04/21/2014 7:02:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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