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I Wanna Marry Harry First Look: Fox Dupes 12 Women Into Competing for a Fake Prince Harry...
E Online ^ | Apr. 16, 2014 | Tierney Bricker

Posted on 04/19/2014 5:28:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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Fact: I Wanna Marry Harry is going to be the summer TV season's most-talked about new show. How do we know this? Well, just listen to the premise: 12 women compete for Prince Harry's love. The catch? It's not Prince Harry! Matthew Hicks, a normal English bloke, is pretending to be Prince William's red-headed brother. Cruel? Maybe. Entertaining? Hell yes.

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TOPICS: Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: napl
Full title: I Wanna Marry Harry First Look: Fox Dupes 12 Women Into Competing for a Fake Prince Harry's Heart and It's Hilarious

I hate the human race.

[H/t to Gefn for the link.]

1 posted on 04/19/2014 5:28:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
None of these people should be allowed to breed, and I include the producers and crew.


2 posted on 04/19/2014 5:29:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I love these spoof reality shows. They are often better than the real ones.

The last one I saw was about an obnoxious boss who would choose to fire somebody by using a chimp that made the pick by choosing a banana.


3 posted on 04/19/2014 5:30:26 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: Jonty30

Looks like they have some attractive ladies in the competition.


4 posted on 04/19/2014 5:31:34 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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To: Jonty30

> I love these spoof reality shows. They are often better than the real ones.

There’s a difference?


5 posted on 04/19/2014 5:31:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s like the wreck on the highway. You know you shouldn’t look but you do, the gorier the more you want to look.


6 posted on 04/19/2014 5:38:00 PM PDT by Gefn (All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not my fault.
And if the other dimensional horrors besides myself had any say, humanity would be cabana boys for outer planes entities.
Me?
Humanity is so entertaining, no interference required.
/ kidding.


7 posted on 04/19/2014 5:39:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL Were they crying that he’s not really Prince Harry?

And that dumb one, “Prince Harry, Harry Potter, I don’t care,” sounds like a real keeper. I wonder how many airhead moments she has per hour.


8 posted on 04/19/2014 5:40:17 PM PDT by wastedyears (I'm a pessimist, I say plenty of negative things. Consider it a warning of sorts.)
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To: Gefn; Slings and Arrows

“Bar Spectacle Entertainment”
The level of entertainment derived from the proceeding is proportional to the lack of logic divided by the amount of inappropriate disrobing times the amount of embarrassment the spectacle will feel later.
I forget how to factor in variable “beer” and “should know better” into this.


9 posted on 04/19/2014 5:44:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: wastedyears

Minute.
It’s like a clothes dryer full of sneakers in that skull.


10 posted on 04/19/2014 5:44:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

11 posted on 04/19/2014 5:52:16 PM PDT by null and void (...if you are too sure of your place in heaven you might be too arrogant to actually get there.)
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To: null and void

And for you ladies, a guy’s mind? Dial tone.


12 posted on 04/19/2014 5:53:30 PM PDT by null and void (...if you are too sure of your place in heaven you might be too arrogant to actually get there.)
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To: null and void

Not true of all.
But the “Harry Potter/Prince Harry, it don’t matter” lady is... descriptive of that.

Heck.
There are men in NY who need to be watered and walked or they’d expire.
And they serve in politics...


13 posted on 04/19/2014 5:56:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

As I’ve said before, the problem with trying to find love on a reality show is that you’re looking for it among the folks who audition to go on reality shows.


14 posted on 04/19/2014 5:57:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Darksheare

Dial tone...


15 posted on 04/19/2014 5:59:06 PM PDT by null and void (...if you are too sure of your place in heaven you might be too arrogant to actually get there.)
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To: null and void

“Badly connecting modem”
Gwurb-weeeble-bloooooong! Whoooooo-weeeedle-weeedle-weeedle zirnk!
Weeedle zirnk!
Weeedle zirnk!
Click.
Dial tone.
Repeat.


16 posted on 04/19/2014 5:59:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Gefn

The gore is from my brain oozing out my ears.


17 posted on 04/19/2014 6:07:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare

There’s a little saying that works well in these situations...

...Hastur, Hastur, Hastur.


18 posted on 04/19/2014 6:08:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: wastedyears

> And that dumb one, “Prince Harry, Harry Potter, I don’t care,” sounds like a real keeper. I wonder how many airhead moments she has per hour.

I can’t count that high.


19 posted on 04/19/2014 6:09:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare
I look forward to your article in PNAS.
20 posted on 04/19/2014 6:10:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: RichInOC
As I’ve said before, the problem with trying to find love on a reality show is that you’re looking for it among the folks who audition to go on reality shows.

You know, Trap-Neuter-Release doesn't have to be limited to cats.

21 posted on 04/19/2014 6:12:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I don’t know that I can condone that. But I understand the temptation.


22 posted on 04/19/2014 6:15:24 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Doubt I could work it through well enough to be published by even “modern drunkard.”


23 posted on 04/19/2014 6:23:30 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is Awesome.


24 posted on 04/19/2014 7:20:20 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/celebrities/matthew-hicks-sp203322.html


25 posted on 04/19/2014 8:01:57 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Gefn
It’s like the wreck on the highway. You know you shouldn’t look but you do, the gorier the more you want to look.

I suspect there are many of us that never look. I despise seeing a looky-lou that causes a traffic hazard right in the presence of a wreck that has just happened. There should be a special spot in Hell for the fool that gets a thrill from the tragedy of another.

26 posted on 04/19/2014 8:31:35 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: higgmeister

In my job I sometimes have no choice but to watch.
Like the day some idiot with a low hauler flatbed decided to pull a u turn in the truck entrance.
Sunk flat to the pavement, then whined up a storm about it.

Then there was the cruiser bike midlife crisis kamikaze.
He signaled an exit move to the off ramp, changed his mind, signaled off again, changed his mind, repeat twice before deciding to split the difference, goose the throttle and go roaring off the highway and into a deep ditch as he flew between signposts.
Not a clue why he did that.
Didn’t kill him, but he probably wished it had afterwards.

Not long after that was the straight truck rollover on dry pavement.
Alone, nobody else.
Still trying to figure that one out.
He flipped it onto the driver side, the wheel lugs dug in, and he panic stomped the throttle.
Dragged it across the road until it turned turtle in a ditch.
Like I said, I still don’t know how he flipped it initially.

Winter that year, three snowplows got themselves stuck in the ditch out front of my house.


27 posted on 04/19/2014 9:10:29 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: higgmeister

I’m sorry I didn’t see your comment before I went to sleep last night, or I would have answered it promptly.

I’ve only looked once. I was in 4th or 5th grade. The whole family was in the car; Mom, Dad, children in back seat. Mom saw it first and gasped. All us children could see were lots of ambulances and police cars with flashing lights which lets face it, are like catnip to kids. Mom saw the person on the side of the road lying there like a broken doll. I looked too, and saw it. Lets just say it gave me nightmares for a few nights afterwards.

Now, as an adult driver, I see the lights from the first responders and I look away, always saying a prayer that no one was seriously hurt or died.

I’m with you on people in Hell who get their jollies from people’s adversity. It’s so much easier to be nice to someone than to be mean to them


28 posted on 04/20/2014 4:09:13 AM PDT by Gefn (All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Don't they read the newspapers? Harry got a girlfriend and they might be married this summer. (Saw a cover piece on People while shopping at WalMart.)

We try not to watch TV in the summer. Or any other time...

29 posted on 04/20/2014 5:04:52 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: ExCTCitizen

I’m not sure they can read.


30 posted on 04/20/2014 6:19:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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