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FR Contest: Guess the name of Chelsea's baby?
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Posted on 04/21/2014 5:37:43 AM PDT by ken5050

OK. Chelsea's preggers. Congratulations to her and Mark.(And BTW..depending on how long they waited to be sure, before making the announcement, there's a chance that the kid could be born on Election Day. The math works) OK..but now to the challenge at hand. Guessing the name of the Clintonian rug-rat? As with all things Clinton, it ain't easy..there are complications....heck, there are ALWAYS complications.


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Here we go......

Chelsea Clinton married Marc Mezvinsky ( who shall from this time forth be designated as our national "Mr. Mom"..but that's a subject for another thread.)

She did NOT take his name. She is NOT known as Chelsea Mezvinsky ( gotta admit....even though I'm a traditionalist, it's hard for me to blame her for that one.)

She did not hyphenate. ( Though Democrats do tend to like hyphens. See African-American, Asian American, etc. Hey, how come Latinos don't rate a hyphen?) If she had, would it be Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, or Chelsea Mezvinsky-Clinton? Question: Is there an etiquette, or a protocol, in which order one chooses?

This is important, because before we can ponder what the child's first name might be, we have to focus on the last name.

Obviously, the "Clinton" surname is recognizable world-wide, and will give the child a tremendous advantage in life, if for nothing more than the ability to get reservations at every trendy restaurant on the planet.

And let's face it.."Mezvinsky" is a problem in several areas. First of all, it's ethnic..and worse, in some circles, too, well.. "Jewish." (I can't wait for the DACs (Democrats Against Circumcision) to start protesting at Hillary's campaign stops)

Secondly, the Mezvinsky moniker comes with a few black sheep. Marc's dad, Edward, is a convicted felon..and worse, a stupid one at that. He was conned by several Nigerian based financial frauds, and in order to raise money to get in on these phony investment schemes, ( yup, he really did..)he defrauded many of his friends and contacts. He pleaded guilty to 31 of 69 felony counts..he spent 7+ years in a federal prison, and still owes millions to his backers in restitution. Not exactly a rocket scientist here..

Marc's mom, aka Mrs. "Post It" ( see..Marjory Margolies Mezvinsky..3M...) is also no stranger to cutting corners. Because of her husband's felony convictions, she filed for bankruptcy, yet the court would NOT discharge her of her debts, finding that she could NOT explain to where some $1 million in assets vanished, in the previous 4 years. Sneaky wench, eh..

Whew!!! That's a grandparental "load" for the kid to tote around for the rest of his life.

OK..let's just call the kid "It" for now.

So, would Chelsea name "it," It Mezvinsky? (gawd, that sounds a lot like "it all depends on what the meaning of is, is")

Would they name the baby It Mezvinsky-Clinton, or It Clinton-Mezvinsky?

Or would they go all in and skip the dad entirely , and name the kid It Clinton. (And why not skip the dad; after all, according to the about-to-be-a-grandmother Hillary "It Takes a Village...")

And of course, after Chelsea dumps Marc (and before running for Congress in NY, it makes it so much easier..

OK..putting aside the surname issue for now..let's focus on guessing the first name (or names) of the child.

If it's a girl, there are absolutely TWO names we can cross off the list: MONICA and MICHELLE

There are lots of possibilities. Hillary's mom is a "Dorothy". OTOH, since EVERYTHING the Clintons ever do is governed by political considerations, no doubt they'll commission a poll. And if Hillary's not doing well with a certain electoral demographic, look for that to influence the name choice. If she not polling well with black voters.."Rosa" (Parks) is a possibility. If it's a boy, Martin" (Luther King,) "Jesse" or even "Al" (the "Rev") might fly.

"Barack?"..nah..not a chance in hell..She'll be attempting to put as much distance between herself and Obama as possible..about a dozen light-years if my guess, so that won't work.

Bubba's always worrying about his legacy., So, if it's a boy, could we see a "William Jefferson Clinton II?"

Back to the contest:

Guess the FIRST name of Chelsea's baby, one if it's a boy, another for a girl. Or, if Hillary's support weakens among the gay-rights groups, we might just see a "unisex" name here...i.e. "Meredith"

If you wish, you may offer suggestions for a middle same.

I guess it's only fair that I go first..and I think I have a winnah!!!!

You may recall that among Hillary's many truth-stretching comments ( alright, dammit..LIES!!!) over the years, she once maintained that she was named for the noted mountain climber Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt. Everest in 1953. Only problem with that was Hillary was born in 1947. Oopsie!!

But it's just PERFECT.

If it's a boy, it'll be named Edmund Hillary Clinton. And if it's a girl...Hillary Edmund Clinton!

1 posted on 04/21/2014 5:37:43 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Liz; maggief; MinuteGal
Enjoy!!!

Trust you all had a Happy and Joyous Easter

2 posted on 04/21/2014 5:38:41 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: ken5050

Dr. Edwin P...


3 posted on 04/21/2014 5:40:57 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: ken5050

If a boy, William Jefferson Mezvinsky. If a girl, Courtney Erin Mezvinsky. Just a guess. The boy name is probably a winner.


4 posted on 04/21/2014 5:43:43 AM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: ken5050

DWRFC?


5 posted on 04/21/2014 5:43:55 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: ken5050

Satan 2


6 posted on 04/21/2014 5:44:00 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: ken5050

Whatsitmatter Mezvinsky.

To top it off it is a complete sentence.


7 posted on 04/21/2014 5:44:28 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: ken5050

Moochelle?


8 posted on 04/21/2014 5:45:03 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: ken5050

Personally I wish they would all just go away and could give a ratsass what that ugly POS names her brat.


9 posted on 04/21/2014 5:45:05 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: skeeter

Darn it..I was convinced the FIRST post would be “Webster”


10 posted on 04/21/2014 5:45:11 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Little Moochie!


11 posted on 04/21/2014 5:45:22 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: ken5050

It will go by a single name. Toast! Just Toast.


12 posted on 04/21/2014 5:46:38 AM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: longfellow

Webb.


13 posted on 04/21/2014 5:46:55 AM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: ken5050

Carrie?


14 posted on 04/21/2014 5:47:31 AM PDT by Wilum (Never loaded a nuke I didn't like)
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To: ken5050

Webster if a boy, Monica if a girl.


15 posted on 04/21/2014 5:47:57 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: ken5050

lol


16 posted on 04/21/2014 5:48:25 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: ken5050

Damien


17 posted on 04/21/2014 5:48:51 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: ken5050

Monica, if it is a girl.

Billy Carter Clinton, if it is a boy.


18 posted on 04/21/2014 5:49:05 AM PDT by Tudorfly
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Soda


19 posted on 04/21/2014 5:50:34 AM PDT by Gamecock (If the cross is not foolishness to the lost world then we have misrepresented the cross." S.L.)
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To: ken5050

Vladimir... boy or girl.


20 posted on 04/21/2014 5:50:39 AM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: ken5050
Is "tubbie" or "test tube" and "turkeybaster" taken already?

21 posted on 04/21/2014 5:50:52 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. Cattlegate..0'Caligula / 0'Reid? ;-)
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To: ken5050

Beelzebub


22 posted on 04/21/2014 5:51:04 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: ken5050

Boy....Karl Josef
girl...Rosa Anita


23 posted on 04/21/2014 5:51:10 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: ken5050

Shouldn’t we start with, “Guess the species of Chelsea’s baby?”


24 posted on 04/21/2014 5:51:44 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: ken5050

The baby will be named after some beekeeper who happens to do something famous ten years from now.


25 posted on 04/21/2014 5:52:12 AM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: ken5050

Give the baby a good gender neutral name like Pat Hubbell. Give proud granpa Webb Hubbell some recognition


26 posted on 04/21/2014 5:53:50 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: ken5050

Edmund Hillary Mezvinski


27 posted on 04/21/2014 5:53:53 AM PDT by LivingNet
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To: ken5050

My top three are : Damien, Webster (Web), and Scratch.


28 posted on 04/21/2014 5:54:29 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: US Navy Vet
Great, now I have The Muppets singing Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
29 posted on 04/21/2014 5:55:36 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: LivingNet

Webster Hubbell Mezvinsky


30 posted on 04/21/2014 5:57:31 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: ken5050

Well it would be a family name...


31 posted on 04/21/2014 6:00:56 AM PDT by Bogey78O (We had a good run. Coulda been great still.)
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To: ken5050

Mohammed

or

Aisha


32 posted on 04/21/2014 6:01:50 AM PDT by RaceBannon (Lk 16:31 And he said unto him If they hear not Moses and the prophets neither will theybe persuaded)
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Seven.


33 posted on 04/21/2014 6:02:09 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: ken5050

You’ve got MY vote. Or, failing that; his middle name could be HUBBLE. His REAL grandfather should get SOME kind of recognition.


34 posted on 04/21/2014 6:02:24 AM PDT by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and in politic)
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Or in the vein of some black kids names, WhoGivesa’Shit.


35 posted on 04/21/2014 6:03:33 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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So many girls names to choose from.... Monica, Dolly, Judy, Gennifer, Kathleen, Deborah, Cristy, Elizabeth, Paula, Virginia, Lynda........ if it’s a boy, Webster.


36 posted on 04/21/2014 6:04:08 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: ken5050
That is hilarious---especially enjoyed the rehash of Grand-daddy's sap-happy Nigerian adventure. Didn't he screw over his own mother to get money to live "happily ever after"?

As for the baby's name.....I'm partial to "Gehad"---

Gehad al Haddad is a good friend of the Clintons....having been employed at their tax-exempt Clinton Global Initiative Foundations AT THE SAME TIME he was inciting terrorism for the Muslim Brotherhood....Gehad is now in an Egyptian jail awaiting (ahem) trial.

The jail connection to the baby's granddaddy struck a bell with me....ROTFLOL.

37 posted on 04/21/2014 6:07:25 AM PDT by Liz
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Thanks for the trip down memory lane....

You know, maybe all those "outside" interests kept Slick from doing MORE damage to the country..

38 posted on 04/21/2014 6:07:55 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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Chester?


39 posted on 04/21/2014 6:08:15 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Bible Summary in a few verses: John 14:6, John 6:29, Romans 10:9-10)
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You definitely got that right..


40 posted on 04/21/2014 6:08:37 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: ken5050

perhaps, but as G.W. Bush once said,

“My predecessor was very good at multi-tasking.”


41 posted on 04/21/2014 6:12:22 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: ken5050

Damien?


42 posted on 04/21/2014 6:12:33 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Operating out of weakness? Imagine if he was working from a position of strength!)
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To: ken5050

Whether male or female the spawn should be named Alinski Mezvinsky. It has the ring of truth to it—a rarity amongst that clan.


43 posted on 04/21/2014 6:14:11 AM PDT by House Atreides
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Chtulhu


44 posted on 04/21/2014 6:14:27 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Surf music is the naked truth)
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To: ken5050

According to their beliefs, it is a FETUS, not a baby.


45 posted on 04/21/2014 6:15:19 AM PDT by anoldafvet (If you think the government is capable of taking care of you, just look at the indian tribes)
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To: napscoordinator

Or Webell Mezvinsky. :-)


46 posted on 04/21/2014 6:15:27 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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Klumpof Cells?


47 posted on 04/21/2014 6:17:38 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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Little Creep.


48 posted on 04/21/2014 6:21:33 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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She should name her baby ‘Pebbles’

I think that has the appropriate gravitas!


49 posted on 04/21/2014 6:22:46 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: ken5050

How about just. “OOPS!”


50 posted on 04/21/2014 6:37:11 AM PDT by JayAr36 (When an American dies Obama lies. And lies, and lies and lies forever.)
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