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1 posted on 04/22/2014 2:06:00 PM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

I seem to recall jokes about losing a dime . . .


2 posted on 04/22/2014 2:09:45 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: Renfield

If it had been me, I would have had at least a 100 hours worth of flashlight (and up to 160 hours worth) with me since I edc that.


3 posted on 04/22/2014 2:11:56 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Libertarianism offers the transitory concepts and dialogue to move from conservatism, to liberalism)
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To: Renfield

Did he give the kids a $20 reward?


4 posted on 04/22/2014 2:14:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Renfield

Delivery Man: [searching for Michaelangelo’s address] OK, 122... 122 1/8? 122 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?
Michaelangelo: [through the sewer grate] You’re standing on it, Dude! Just pass it down here!
[the Delivery Man passes pizza through the grate, and $10 is passed up]
Delivery Man: Gimme that!... Hey, this is a $10! The tab’s $13!
Michaelangelo: You’re two minutes late, dude!
Delivery Man: Oh, come on, I couldn’t find the place!
Michaelangelo: Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.”


5 posted on 04/22/2014 2:14:14 PM PDT by Autonomous User
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To: Renfield

Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks!


6 posted on 04/22/2014 2:15:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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"He was pretty dehydrated "

Probably a good way to stay if in an actual sewer.

8 posted on 04/22/2014 2:21:36 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Renfield

I bet he was feeling crappy


9 posted on 04/22/2014 2:24:56 PM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Renfield

How did he wander around looking for that $20 that he couldn’t find his way back out? Couldn’t he have followed the light? Smells fishy.


10 posted on 04/22/2014 2:39:21 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Renfield

Did he run into Ed Norton down there?


11 posted on 04/22/2014 2:46:52 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Renfield

Other day I saw a guy drop a $100 down the sewer.

I asked him “Are you crazy man?”

He said “No. I accidentally dropped a $20 down there and I’m not going in there for a measly twenty bucks.


13 posted on 04/22/2014 3:38:57 PM PDT by DManA
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He’s lucky it didn’t rain.

I once saw a soaked, half-grown raccoon clinging to the underside of a storm sewer grate with the water flooding just a foot underneath. Nobody wants to count on the gratitude of a raccoon. Half an hour later the water was lower and the raccoon had presumably self-rescued.


14 posted on 04/22/2014 4:39:30 PM PDT by heartwood
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