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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didn’t mean. Here’s some hilarious texts.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; texting
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To: Lucky9teen

Bubbling under the top 25...


21 posted on 04/25/2014 6:40:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ... something! I’m IN! I missed it last week. :o[


22 posted on 04/25/2014 6:41:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK if I don't get down to my original weight. Nine pounds and 12 ounces is just not realistic.)
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To: llevrok
A man goes into a porn shop and asks for an inflatable sex doll.

"Certainly, Sir," says the proprietor. "Would you like a Christian one or a Muslim one?"

"What's the difference?" asks the man.

"Well," replies the proprietor, "the Muslim one blows herself up."

23 posted on 04/25/2014 6:42:37 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Lucky9teen

Just about sums it up!!!!

During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at “Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them “The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”

My older pals will understand this.


24 posted on 04/25/2014 6:43:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Monkey Face

Extenuating circumstances. Glad you are here this week...

:-)


25 posted on 04/25/2014 6:44:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think the driver in front of me in traffic was part of EVERY ONE of those text exchanges. This morning, no less.


26 posted on 04/25/2014 6:46:05 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Dead Corpse

Thanks! Getting better every day!


27 posted on 04/25/2014 6:48:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's OK if I don't get down to my original weight. Nine pounds and 12 ounces is just not realistic.)
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To: Lucky9teen

28 posted on 04/25/2014 6:49:01 AM PDT by red-dawg (<<< click for info on my book.)
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A guy, living in California, just loses his job. About a week later, his wife and family leave him. Deciding he needs a new start, he decides to move to Arizona.

So off he drives, vowing to stop when it feels right. Some where in the middle of the desert - and the middle of nowhere - his car breaks down. There is no cell service but the guy remembers a gas station he passed a while ago and decides to walk for it.

His memory of where the gas station is, is not so good. He’s walking and walking, obviously lost. First an hour goes by, then a day. He’s totally lost!

He’s out of food and out of water. In fact, he’s near the end when he see’s the gas station. With what energy he has left, he crawls and crawls towards it, only to find it a mirage.

Rolling over and looking to the sky, he asks in his weakened voice, ‘Why me Lord? Why me?”. From the Heavens above, this deep, booming voice comes down, “Because Ralph, there’s something about you that just pisses me off!”


29 posted on 04/25/2014 6:51:41 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: red-dawg; Daffynition

30 posted on 04/25/2014 6:52:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks L9t for adding me to the ping list.

FMCDH(BITS)

31 posted on 04/25/2014 6:54:48 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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32 posted on 04/25/2014 6:55:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ShadowAce
"WOOOHOOO! FRIDAY!"


33 posted on 04/25/2014 6:59:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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34 posted on 04/25/2014 7:01:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Those texts are a hoot!


35 posted on 04/25/2014 7:02:39 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

36 posted on 04/25/2014 7:06:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 04/25/2014 7:10:51 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

What a great picture!


38 posted on 04/25/2014 7:12:39 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

!


39 posted on 04/25/2014 7:28:23 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: ErnBatavia
Ready to rumble!
40 posted on 04/25/2014 7:37:35 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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