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Teen accused of poisoning grandmother's Easter Sunday collard greens
Fayetteville Observer ^ | April 25, 2014 | Nathan Hardin

Posted on 04/27/2014 12:02:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A teenage girl is in jail after authorities said she poisoned her grandmother's food on Easter Sunday.

Tyt'ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson, 17, of Harrison Street, poured insecticide and termiticide into a cooking pot of collard greens while Gaylon Moody, 51, her grandmother, was at an Easter church service, according to arrest warrants.

In a phone interview Thursday night, Moody said the incident happened because she took away Johnson's cellphone.

"She was on punishment. I had taken her cellphone from her. She got mad because I took her cellphone from her, and she poisoned my food," Moody said. "I'll tell you one thing: It ain't good to feel."

Johnson admitted to Fayetteville Police investigators that she poisoned the collard greens, according to arrest warrants. She was charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder.

(Excerpt) Read more at fayobserver.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: collaredgreens; fayetteville; gaylonmoody; greens; nathanhardin; northcarolina; poison; tytanajohnson
This is not part of the Michelle My Belle food pyramid.
1 posted on 04/27/2014 12:02:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

The Amish love their greens, I hear.


2 posted on 04/27/2014 12:05:31 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

One of Holder’s peeps acting like a Borgia.


3 posted on 04/27/2014 12:05:40 PM PDT by ought-six ( Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson,hmmm

I wonder if one pronounces the apostrophe?

Tytapostrophe Lisa Nicole?


4 posted on 04/27/2014 12:08:01 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

couldn’t help doing some math. The grandma is only 34 years older than the granddaughter.


5 posted on 04/27/2014 12:09:07 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (Im)
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To: ConservativeStatement
a real beast from the east...

6 posted on 04/27/2014 12:10:18 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are grandmother’s the only ones left raising kids in black America? Where’s mom and dad? Poison grandma’s collard greens because she took away her cell phone? The child has no soul.


7 posted on 04/27/2014 12:11:14 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

I’m guessing that grandma wanting GD to go to church with her. GD refused so Gma took the cell phone. At one point, when our daughter was that age (pre-cell phones) she lost the door to her room. But I don’t think she ever tried to poison us. In fact, she was down to one change of clothes, a mattress, and a blanket at one point.


8 posted on 04/27/2014 12:15:11 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: Chode

See her picture under “Bored overweight teen girls with a bad attitude.”


9 posted on 04/27/2014 12:15:51 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Chode

collared by the law


10 posted on 04/27/2014 12:16:05 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The dash be silent.


11 posted on 04/27/2014 12:17:16 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The jokes just write themselves for this one, I have nothing more to add.


12 posted on 04/27/2014 12:17:26 PM PDT by Junk Silver
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ban insecticide and termiticide!


13 posted on 04/27/2014 12:18:39 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: ConservativeStatement
birthday cake
14 posted on 04/27/2014 12:20:05 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ooops, my mistake!

15 posted on 04/27/2014 12:20:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: lee martell
yup, fat, lazy and stooopid is no way to go through life regardless of color...
16 posted on 04/27/2014 12:21:11 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

she really exudes TUDE..doesn’t she


17 posted on 04/27/2014 12:22:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Did you hear the one about the gal named Ladasha? She spelled it La-a. I do not know if this is true.


18 posted on 04/27/2014 12:27:29 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Dilbert San Diego

“The grandma is only 34 years older than the granddaughter.”

Isn’t it the case that the lower limit of fecundity is about age 13?


19 posted on 04/27/2014 1:11:45 PM PDT by Elsiejay
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To: MeshugeMikey

“Tyt’ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson,hmmm”

She has siblings:

Tyt’anic

Tyt’anium

and a 1/2 sibling: Tyt’skirt


20 posted on 04/27/2014 1:12:20 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Pronunciation is pretty funny. A friend swears this is a true thing:

She had a student whose name was written on her list as Asshole. She wasn't about to touch that, so asked the girl how her name was pronounced, and how she spelled it. The student said it was pronounced Azj-o lay, with emphasis on the last syllable, and it was spelled Asshole.

Sounded pretty and French, but the spelling? I find it hard to believe anyone could be that stupid. Is this a joke anyone has heard? My friend swears it is true.

vaudine

21 posted on 04/27/2014 1:48:10 PM PDT by vaudine
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To: ConservativeStatement

Let’s see...Collard Greens and a name of Tit’yana? Amish...?


22 posted on 04/27/2014 1:48:11 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Chode
She looks like she could play LINEBACKER ...

in the NFL!!!

23 posted on 04/27/2014 1:52:41 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Mercat
Nowadays that would be abuse by the DCF...

tough love works thou...

24 posted on 04/27/2014 1:54:16 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Liberty Valance
Not just black. My daughter's best friend, in her forties, is raising two grandkids, ages 2 and 3. Her son works to support them, never married the sorry mother who wants nothing to do with them because they constrain her lifestyle.

Grandma loves them and enables the father to work--also to keep making bad choices. He has already chosen another sorry speciman and impregnated her. She kept his 2 little boys and left a hand imprint on one's face. Now they're back at grandma's

Grandma is trying to work and make her own way, but keeps helping him to protect the babies from abuse by sorry mother and girlfriend.

vaudine

25 posted on 04/27/2014 1:55:58 PM PDT by vaudine
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To: Liberty Valance
Are grandmother’s the only ones left raising kids in black America? Where’s mom and dad?

The men who might be dad are all in prison, killed in a drive-by, killed robbing a liquor store, etc. and mom's in the club looking for "baby daddy" #2, 3, 4, 5-9...

26 posted on 04/27/2014 1:58:31 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: ConservativeStatement

How do you pronounce “Tyt’ana”????


27 posted on 04/27/2014 1:59:44 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: ConservativeStatement

What ever happened to stomping off in huff to your room and sulking for a couple of hours?


28 posted on 04/27/2014 2:01:43 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Morgana

We need the Ad Council to intervene. /sarc.


29 posted on 04/27/2014 2:01:52 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

What ever happened to stomping off in huff to your room and sulking for a couple of hours?


30 posted on 04/27/2014 2:02:16 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: ConservativeStatement

After much pepper and vinegar there is probably little chance of the woman tasting the insecticide.


31 posted on 04/27/2014 2:19:47 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: ConservativeStatement
Still, the mother of three and grandmother of nine said she didn't expect anything like Sunday's dinner.

It's my guess that this teenage girl is fatherless as well.

We don't hear of a grandfather either.
Fatherless boys are the bane of American society. BUT, from this I guess fatherless girls can be pretty nasty too!
Since she has a cellphone, I can assume that they aren't hurting for money. SO she is just a VERY nasty, mean, vicious spoiled brat. She OUGHT to do some time.

Grandmothers AREN'T the "saints" people sometimes say they are. After all, the chain of fatherless-ness was started or continued by said grandmother.

32 posted on 04/27/2014 3:34:35 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: MeshugeMikey

Tytapostrophe Lisa Nicole

LOL!! Good one!


33 posted on 04/27/2014 3:48:54 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: Polyxene
Reverant Al was ALL prepared to hold a Press Conference Condemming yours truly .. for being a RACESS...but it's been


34 posted on 04/27/2014 5:24:04 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: vaudine

anythings possible in the :”modern” world


35 posted on 04/27/2014 5:27:16 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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