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Rotting whale's stench, bloating worry Trout River
CBC News ^ | April 28, 2014 | CBC News

Posted on 04/28/2014 5:48:04 PM PDT by rickmichaels

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To: rickmichaels

Paint it like a dog and send in the police!


21 posted on 04/28/2014 7:13:05 PM PDT by SgtHooper (This is my tag!)
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To: Paladin2

Shotgun shells won’t penetrate. Probably the best thing would be to have a Coast Guard cutter come by and lace the carcass with 50-cal steel-jacketed rounds out of an M-2, or maybe a LAV with a Bushmaster and some DU rounds. A couple hundred 50cal rounds or a few dozen 25mm DU rounds at sub-200-yard range ought to go deep enough to ventilate the various organs, and provide enough outlets to decompress all the gas pockets. After that, it’ll be the messy job of slicing the thing up.


22 posted on 04/28/2014 8:24:50 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: rickmichaels

Sell it to a Vietnamese Noc Mam factory.

;-)


23 posted on 04/28/2014 8:28:29 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: rickmichaels
"Rotting whale's stench, bloating worry Trout River"

I thought Ted Kennedy was buried at Arlington.

24 posted on 04/28/2014 8:46:15 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: SgtHooper

Best post evah’

Light candle, call police, run, hilarity ensues.


25 posted on 04/29/2014 12:06:04 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: 1rudeboy

exactly - call in the Oregon Highway Department - they have experience lol~!

somebody page Dave Barry


26 posted on 04/29/2014 4:10:18 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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FOTFLOL!!!

That's the FIRST thing I thought of.

Absolutely hysterical!!!!!!

27 posted on 04/29/2014 1:43:24 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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