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How Americans Live Today, Survive By Eating Birds And Snow- (North Korean Newsreel: 4min)
americandigest ^ | May 1, 2014

Posted on 05/01/2014 2:29:29 PM PDT by virgil283

"A new release on North Korea Documentary Television, showing how Americans live and how many of them have to eat snow and birds to survive. ..... in modern day America. Huddled together, the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals."

.....two friends with their dead buddies in body bags beside them;

(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: northkorea; satire; satirenotreal
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"They show the poor conditions of the houses, how many people have to eat birds and snow whilst living in tents. You also will see the "snow soup kitchens", which are on every street corner (except in Oregon) and a former Republican Candidate, who tried to get elected in snow soup kitchens in Portland, Oregon and was defeated to cries of "give us back our snow soup kitchens, you naughty man!".
1 posted on 05/01/2014 2:29:29 PM PDT by virgil283
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To: virgil283

This is a very accurate description of my community since Obama became president!


2 posted on 05/01/2014 2:32:10 PM PDT by kaehurowing (FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
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To: virgil283

Obama is going to be pissed,the Norks weren’t supposed to release that video until after the mid-term election.


3 posted on 05/01/2014 2:36:38 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: virgil283

There are very few crows left in Oregon now, due to the high demand. And to think that before Obama, they used to be the scavengers.


4 posted on 05/01/2014 2:36:48 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: kaehurowing
This is a very accurate description of my community since Obama became president!

That cannot be true. Mr Gore says we are dying because of global warming to the maximum. You must be watching Fox News. :-)

5 posted on 05/01/2014 2:37:29 PM PDT by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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To: virgil283; TheMom; Eaker
Bugger off, you hungry little Korean commies.

We're reduced to eating bugs, dammit.

6 posted on 05/01/2014 2:37:40 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: virgil283
Obama and his supporters are trying to get us to this point. They have made great strides in just five plus years.,
7 posted on 05/01/2014 2:39:13 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: virgil283

The NORKS are probably jealous; “they have BIRDS to eat??!!”


8 posted on 05/01/2014 2:39:49 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: virgil283

And the North Koreans cried “They get to eat birds and drink clean snow? Dam rich Kulaks!”


9 posted on 05/01/2014 2:40:37 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: Farmer Dean

Don’t worry, I am arguing with a ‘freeper’ on another thread about Obama’s foreign policy success. There is plenty of disinformation to go around and people to spread it.


10 posted on 05/01/2014 2:41:25 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Farmer Dean

We all know what can happen when some inflammatory video gets out there. People have lost their lives over lesser evils.


11 posted on 05/01/2014 2:42:21 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: virgil283
Is that the Korean Jay Carney narrating? About as factual as any propaganda this gang spouts daily.
12 posted on 05/01/2014 2:43:16 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: humblegunner

Mmmmmm ... mudbugs!


13 posted on 05/01/2014 2:43:41 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“There are very few crows left in Oregon now, due to the high demand....”
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In Maryland we’ve been reduced to eating sparrows since crows are nowhere to be found now. And the snow we’ve been using since last November is gone-—fortunately we’ve recently had muddy flood waters to substitute for the snow.


14 posted on 05/01/2014 2:45:06 PM PDT by House Atreides
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To: humblegunner

Does PETA know this?


15 posted on 05/01/2014 2:45:41 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: virgil283
North Korean news is hilarious. Did you know Kim Il-sung invented the airplane and cured polio? And when we aren't eating rice generously donated to us by North Korea, we're forced to eat each other.

Eventually the regime will fall, borders will open and the North Koreans are going to be absolutely stupefied at the charade that's been sold to them.

16 posted on 05/01/2014 2:45:46 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: virgil283

Where’s my snow coffee, dangit!!?


17 posted on 05/01/2014 2:47:19 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: virgil283

TWO TRUISMS

DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!

WHERE BAMBI GOES, NOTHING GROWS!!!


18 posted on 05/01/2014 2:49:45 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) --"On occasion, nothing said says a lot more than saying something".)
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To: PGR88

Dead birds are an easy meal around the wind turbines these days.

Mmmm, nothing more tasty than boiled mangled bald eagle with toad stools.


19 posted on 05/01/2014 2:51:17 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: House Atreides

Since Obama came and confiscated all our BB guns, even sparrows are out of the question now. And since we don’t get any snow in Oregon, I had to travel to Eugene once and ask them “can you please not piss in the Willamette river anymore because we have to drink that downstream?” I’m sure they just ignored me.


20 posted on 05/01/2014 2:51:42 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Drew68

You are so correct - North Korean news even said that dear leader shot a hole in one on every hole in a round of golf against president Obama -but had to admit obama beat him by one stroke. ;)


21 posted on 05/01/2014 2:53:20 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: virgil283
How Americans Live Today, Survive By Eating Birds And Snow

This video is more in the realm of prophesy - once the EBT cards stop working.

22 posted on 05/01/2014 2:55:32 PM PDT by bkopto (Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.)
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To: virgil283

Yeah, but at least we have better barbers.


23 posted on 05/01/2014 2:56:25 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: virgil283

I don’t eat birds - I steal crab legs from the grocery store.


24 posted on 05/01/2014 2:57:00 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: humblegunner

I have to ask a question... isn’t that just a little, um,...

Ok, they have legs. Still attached. Shrimp come nice and de-legged. I love’em. But these... have legs. And faces, and pincers. How do you eat them?

What do they taste like? Like chicken?


25 posted on 05/01/2014 2:58:07 PM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: virgil283
How Americans Live Today, Survive By Eating Birds And Snow

In Florida, they even eat the snowbirds!

26 posted on 05/01/2014 2:59:47 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: virgil283

Well done, Norkies. A nice cool February afternoon in Chicago yielded all of this footage.


27 posted on 05/01/2014 2:59:53 PM PDT by lurk
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To: virgil283

Yeah, snow and crows. That’s why all of the kids in town are so frakin’ fat. Those are some tasty crows.


28 posted on 05/01/2014 3:02:06 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: Veggie Todd

I have some birds in the oven right now; starting to smell really good. Can’t wait for this global warming to start so I can grill the quail I have in the freezer.


29 posted on 05/01/2014 3:04:38 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: PastorBooks
How do you eat them?

You twist they heads off and split the shell and kind of pinch the meat out.

What do they taste like?

Spicy and kind of like shrimp but not quite.

A bit like Spotted Owl, actually..


30 posted on 05/01/2014 3:04:39 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Oh that looks good.


31 posted on 05/01/2014 3:10:01 PM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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To: humblegunner; GeronL

Wow, All I had to eat Yesterday was parts of a dead cow.


32 posted on 05/01/2014 3:14:04 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: virgil283

Now the networks have all this footage to run if ever a Republican wins the presidency!


33 posted on 05/01/2014 3:21:33 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: virgil283

Very funny satire.


34 posted on 05/01/2014 3:35:22 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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To: virgil283

Not THIS year...but just wait.


35 posted on 05/01/2014 3:37:08 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: virgil283

Watch out where the Huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow!’’.


36 posted on 05/01/2014 3:39:54 PM PDT by jmacusa
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To: Veggie Todd

“I don’t eat birds - I steal crab legs from the grocery store.”

Well, my mom told me, “If you’re going to steal, think BIG!”. You will notice that the kid wasn’t stealing pot roast...


37 posted on 05/01/2014 3:40:08 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: virgil283
They need to hire some of the White House propagandists.

I hear Jay Carney is a pretty good story-teller and may be available soon.

38 posted on 05/01/2014 3:43:13 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: humblegunner

Thanks for the info! I had no idea.


39 posted on 05/01/2014 3:45:48 PM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: All

In the late 70’s and early 80’s, the Soviet Union showed scenes from the old Robert Stack “Untouchables” TV series on their news broadcasts...They showed the old 1930’s cars zooming down the streets of Chicago and firing Thompson submachine guns out the windows and claimed it was newscasts from the present....


40 posted on 05/01/2014 3:47:29 PM PDT by JW1949
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To: Veggie Todd

Jameis? Is that you?? The Publix on Mahan has been asking where you are... :-)


41 posted on 05/01/2014 3:52:30 PM PDT by PrairieDawg (This space for rent.)
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To: KC_Lion

I did have a ramen noodle with my balogna sandwich :)


42 posted on 05/01/2014 4:21:56 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: bkopto; KC_Lion

Bump

But we were still better off than them even in their propaganda


43 posted on 05/01/2014 4:23:11 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: humblegunner
At least the Norkies don't have to eat out of cardboard boxes, and (usually) their potatoes are bigger.

Wonder how many Norks died to make these lavish coats those bums are wearing, generously donated by Dear Leader?
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I won't mention that most of what the two in the picture is actually donated by taxpayers, but our Dear Leader needs to skim a buck off everything that is given out. Just like NK!

44 posted on 05/01/2014 4:44:30 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Drew68

“Eventually the regime will fall, borders will open and the North Koreans are going to be absolutely stupefied at the charade that’s been sold to them.”

I hope that happens HERE in a couple of years!


45 posted on 05/01/2014 4:47:33 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: virgil283

Bookmark


46 posted on 05/01/2014 4:49:06 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: virgil283

Wild hogs have become a problem so bacon has become a staple of the diet :).


47 posted on 05/01/2014 4:54:10 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: virgil283

We eat very well here in the Everglades.

Great Blue Heron Hash, Cormorant Casserole, and Pelican Pie are among my favorites, with Iced ibis for dessert.

Gator tail is also good for variety, along with Burmese python Burgers.

Of course, we don’t get much snow down here, so that is sadly lacking in our Crackah Cuisine.


48 posted on 05/01/2014 5:20:28 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: humblegunner

Those were some tasty bugs!


49 posted on 05/01/2014 5:34:53 PM PDT by TheMom (Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!)
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To: PGR88
The NORKS are probably jealous; “they have BIRDS to eat??!!”

During the Soviet days, the Communists played "The Grapes of Wrath" in their movie theaters to show Russians how bad Americans were suffering.

All the Russians in the audience were thinking was "In America, even the POOR have AUTOMOBILES ?!?"

50 posted on 05/01/2014 5:40:27 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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