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MAN STUFF: 100 Things A Real Man Doesn’t Do
Clash Daily ^ | 2 May 2014 | Chad Howse Fitness

Posted on 05/03/2014 4:18:38 PM PDT by kingattax

What is a man? Biologically we know he has a braciole, balls, and hair under his arms. But what makes a real man? Our society is filled with men who aren’t real men. It’s also filled with guys like you and I, who aspire real men, but we don’t always know what that entails.

To identify what a real man is, we’ll look at what he isn’t.

1.A real man doesn’t whine.

2.A real man doesn’t worry about that which he can’t control.

3.A real man doesn’t fear the loss of love. He’s secure in his relationships.

4.A real man doesn’t wish he was walking in another man’s shoes.

5.A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of TV on average everyday.

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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: blogcrap; crapblog; manhood; skills
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1 posted on 05/03/2014 4:18:38 PM PDT by kingattax
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A real man doesn’t care what others think a Real Man is or isn’t.


2 posted on 05/03/2014 4:21:02 PM PDT by Paisan
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To: kingattax

Lawrence Taylor in a sun dress? Gid on wid ya.


3 posted on 05/03/2014 4:21:45 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Paisan

“A real man doesn’t care what others think a Real Man is or isn’t.”

Yep a real man couldn’t be bothered reading past the first 3 points because he knows he is a real man - whatever that is -and doesn’t give a flying one what anyone else thinks!


4 posted on 05/03/2014 4:25:06 PM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong.)
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To: kingattax

The real man on this list sounds kind of boring.


5 posted on 05/03/2014 4:26:30 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: kingattax

MO really does do that Sasquatch Strut well, doesn’t she?


6 posted on 05/03/2014 4:32:35 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Paisan

A real man isn’t named Chad Howse Fitness.


7 posted on 05/03/2014 4:33:17 PM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: kingattax

A man can never be a real man unless he spends time with his family. Vito Corleone


8 posted on 05/03/2014 4:39:57 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: kingattax

A real man does what ever it pleases him to do. The measure of his manhood is in why it pleases him to do so.


9 posted on 05/03/2014 4:40:07 PM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the and breadth of "ignorance. individual be those who don't.)
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To: kingattax

A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of tv a day? Then according to this list, a real man doesn’t watch sports. Because there’s no major sports event that’s done in an hour. My own view is that real men watch sports.


10 posted on 05/03/2014 4:42:09 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: kingattax

A Real Man Doesn’t Vote Democratic.


11 posted on 05/03/2014 4:43:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: kingattax

Jeez, where do I turn in my badge?!? Now pass me the damn tequila! LOL...


12 posted on 05/03/2014 4:45:19 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: driftless2
A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of tv a day? Then according to this list, a real man doesn’t watch sports. Because there’s no major sports event that’s done in an hour. My own view is that real men watch sports.

Really? I do not watch sports. I have a real life. And I am a real man.
13 posted on 05/03/2014 4:47:40 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: dfwgator

A real man defends HIS country no matter WHAT!

I’m 6’ tall and 135 pounds wet and I consider myself a REAL MAN!

Come and phuk with me or family if you dare.


14 posted on 05/03/2014 4:50:20 PM PDT by Johnny_cash (10 out of 10 idiots voted for 0Bama!)
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To: driftless2

Real men don’t care about thugs and prolonged teenage boys chasing a ball around. They have more important things to do. So, no, real men don’t care about televised sports.

Now, if they play rugby or a sport that actually draws blood, then you would be correct.


15 posted on 05/03/2014 4:51:20 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: kingattax

A real man doesn’t put wax anywhere but on a car, truck, motorcycle, or pair of skis.


16 posted on 05/03/2014 4:52:50 PM PDT by Bob
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To: kingattax

“who aspire real men”

101. Real men know how to utilize grammar.


17 posted on 05/03/2014 4:57:29 PM PDT by struggle
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To: kingattax
Biologically we know he has a braciole, balls, and hair under his arms.

I have neither braciole nor balls under my arms.....but I'm working on it.

18 posted on 05/03/2014 4:58:22 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: kingattax

To me a real man is like my husband. When the going gets really tough he steps up, and does what he has to do to take care of and protect his family.


19 posted on 05/03/2014 4:59:49 PM PDT by jonathonandjennifer
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To: kingattax
Absolutely love the graphic of 1st & 2nd Ladies. LOL

But really... a hundred things a real man doesn't do? I know I got a real man - not gonna waste my time! ;-)

20 posted on 05/03/2014 5:01:47 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: workerbee

Real Men do not need a reporter to tell them what a real Man
Does! But Bingo is defiantly out!


21 posted on 05/03/2014 5:06:44 PM PDT by DocJhn
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To: jonathonandjennifer
To me a real man is like my husband. When the going gets really tough he steps up, and does what he has to do to take care of and protect his family.


22 posted on 05/03/2014 5:06:59 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: kingattax

A real man doesn’t wear ear rings, eye shadow, carry a purse, or wear mom jeans.


23 posted on 05/03/2014 5:09:28 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: kingattax

Real men don’t take real man quizzes or compare themselves to real man lists. ;-)


24 posted on 05/03/2014 5:10:26 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: kingattax

"A real man..."

"Shut up"

"OK"


25 posted on 05/03/2014 5:12:12 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: struggle

utilize grammar. —

Make that “use” grammer; too much “utilize” goin’ on here.


26 posted on 05/03/2014 5:12:29 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You can count my felonies by looking at my FR replies.)
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To: struggle

utilize grammar. —

Make that “use” grammer; too much “utilize” goin’ on here.


27 posted on 05/03/2014 5:13:56 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You can count my felonies by looking at my FR replies.)
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To: COBOL2Java

LOL


28 posted on 05/03/2014 5:23:37 PM PDT by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood.)
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To: kingattax

I got excluded from the Real Man Club before I even got to the list. I didn’t know what “braciole” was so I looked it up. It’s some kind of Italian food. I know I have never eaten it so I am sure I don’t “biologically have” it either.


29 posted on 05/03/2014 5:26:05 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: kingattax

Real men don’t make lists.


30 posted on 05/03/2014 5:29:27 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Real men don’t care about thugs and prolonged teenage boys chasing a ball around. They have more important things to do. So, no, real men don’t care about televised sports. Now, if they play rugby or a sport that actually draws blood, then you would be correct.

You really banged that one through! I heard a bunch of 'Ouches' from somewhere and pretty sure you left some marks, LOL.

31 posted on 05/03/2014 5:31:30 PM PDT by SandwicheGuy (*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU*ou)
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To: struggle
101. Real men know how to utilize grammar.

102. Real men know how us use grammar and not say utilize... LOL

32 posted on 05/03/2014 5:33:59 PM PDT by SandwicheGuy (*The butter acts as a lubricant and speeds up the CPU*ou)
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To: kingattax
*Real* men don't even think about this stuff.


33 posted on 05/03/2014 5:41:50 PM PDT by Daffynition (I stand with the Bundy Family!)
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To: jy8z

Well bully for you.


34 posted on 05/03/2014 5:44:27 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: WorkingClassFilth

As Ernest Hemmingway said : * There are only three sports, motor racing, mountain climbing and prize fighting - everything else is just a game*


35 posted on 05/03/2014 5:46:09 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: kingattax

A real man doesn’t have his eyebrows waxed. They might require trimming by late middle age and they start going wild, but waxed, never. It’s a weird metro affectation, looks very peculiar. Appears to be fairly widespread, though.


36 posted on 05/03/2014 5:51:05 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Paisan

“5.A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of TV on average everyday.”

Who made that one up? It doesn’t get any more real than Mr. GG2 and he watches 2-3 hours of the military channel every day. :-)


37 posted on 05/03/2014 5:52:00 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: kingattax
A real man doesn’t wish he was walking in another man’s shoes.
A real man doesn’t binge drink. Oh, he drinks. He just doesn’t over drink… very often.
A real man doesn’t overeat.
A real man doesn’t cheat… on his lady, or at anything in life.
A real man doesn’t look to others to place blame. He’s quick to accept responsibility for what he’s done wrong, and pass along praise to others when something is done right.
A real man doesn’t complain.
A real man doesn’t hate.
A real man doesn’t wish the downfall of a competitor. He’s confident in his own talents. He doesn’t need another to fail for him to succeed.
A real man doesn’t get jealous.
A real man doesn’t quit. Ever. At anything.
A real man doesn’t do or say anything out of spite.
A real man doesn’t do something that benefits him but degrades or diminishes another.
A real man doesn’t use people.


Right - who knew so many of history's greatest warriors and conquerors weren't real men - Alexander, Atilla, Genghis Khan.

Women worry about lists - shopping lists, "Honey-do" lists, "15 signs he's cheating" lists, etc. Men don't.
38 posted on 05/03/2014 5:54:22 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: kingattax; All
101. How a real man shops for one item:


39 posted on 05/03/2014 6:11:15 PM PDT by QT3.14
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To: kingattax

a real man doesn’t need others to tell him 100 things on what being a man is, especially from those who are not a man.


40 posted on 05/03/2014 6:14:14 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: driftless2

I was a professional sports photographer for 13 years.

I never watch sports on TV. Too much like going to work.


41 posted on 05/03/2014 6:40:57 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I got my eyebrows singed by a fire once. I looked like a homo. Why would you trim eyebrows?


42 posted on 05/03/2014 6:43:46 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: QT3.14

Ummmm my hubby is a real man and I don’t believe he’d be caught dead in a Gap. Lol


43 posted on 05/03/2014 6:56:05 PM PDT by sheana
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Some men’s eyebrows go wild after a certain age and they start looking like something from The Muppet Show, so a barber or stylist will trim them if you want. That’s not what I’m talking about, though. Seems like quite a few guys under forty have started waxing their eyebrows and it just looks strange. Metrosexual thing, I guess.


44 posted on 05/03/2014 6:56:37 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: kingattax
A real man knows is comfortable with GPS and Google maps and doesn't need to ask for directions. Ever!
45 posted on 05/03/2014 6:57:19 PM PDT by wintertime
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To: kingattax

A real man doesn’t make silly childish lists like this.


46 posted on 05/03/2014 6:59:06 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: kingattax

I liked Heinlein’s list of things all men should know better.

Mark


47 posted on 05/03/2014 7:05:44 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: kingattax

The Men’s Room rules (from 99.9FM KISW - Seattle)
http://www.kisw.com/pages/6437857.php


48 posted on 05/03/2014 7:06:59 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I always feel a little weird when they trim them.

I guess I have bred enough because I am not interested in any woman that would want me to wax anything!


49 posted on 05/03/2014 7:15:59 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: kingattax

“filled with guys like you and I”

Stopped there, author’s a moron trying to sound smart.

Filled with guys like you
Filled with guys like I


50 posted on 05/03/2014 7:18:46 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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