MAN STUFF: 100 Things A Real Man Doesn’t Do

Clash Daily ^ | 2 May 2014 | Chad Howse Fitness

[kingattax]

What is a man? Biologically we know he has a braciole, balls, and hair under his arms. But what makes a real man? Our society is filled with men who aren’t real men. It’s also filled with guys like you and I, who aspire real men, but we don’t always know what that entails.

To identify what a real man is, we’ll look at what he isn’t.

1.A real man doesn’t whine.

2.A real man doesn’t worry about that which he can’t control.

3.A real man doesn’t fear the loss of love. He’s secure in his relationships.

4.A real man doesn’t wish he was walking in another man’s shoes.

5.A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of TV on average everyday.

[DocJhn]

Real Men do not need a reporter to tell them what a real Man
Does! But Bingo is defiantly out!

[workerbee]

To me a real man is like my husband. When the going gets really tough he steps up, and does what he has to do to take care of and protect his family.

[MasterGunner01]

A real man doesn’t wear ear rings, eye shadow, carry a purse, or wear mom jeans.

[SampleMan]

Real men don’t take real man quizzes or compare themselves to real man lists. ;-)

[COBOL2Java]

"A real man..."

"Shut up"

"OK"

[Scrambler Bob]

utilize grammar. —

Make that “use” grammer; too much “utilize” goin’ on here.

[Scrambler Bob]

utilize grammar. —

Make that “use” grammer; too much “utilize” goin’ on here.

[Jagdgewehr]

LOL

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I got excluded from the Real Man Club before I even got to the list. I didn’t know what “braciole” was so I looked it up. It’s some kind of Italian food. I know I have never eaten it so I am sure I don’t “biologically have” it either.

[bigbob]

Real men don’t make lists.

[SandwicheGuy]

Real men don’t care about thugs and prolonged teenage boys chasing a ball around. They have more important things to do. So, no, real men don’t care about televised sports. Now, if they play rugby or a sport that actually draws blood, then you would be correct.

You really banged that one through! I heard a bunch of 'Ouches' from somewhere and pretty sure you left some marks, LOL.

[SandwicheGuy]

101. Real men know how to utilize grammar.

102. Real men know how us use grammar and not say utilize... LOL

[Daffynition]

*Real* men don't even think about this stuff.

[driftless2]

Well bully for you.

[atc23]

As Ernest Hemmingway said : * There are only three sports, motor racing, mountain climbing and prize fighting - everything else is just a game*

[RegulatorCountry]

A real man doesn’t have his eyebrows waxed. They might require trimming by late middle age and they start going wild, but waxed, never. It’s a weird metro affectation, looks very peculiar. Appears to be fairly widespread, though.

[Georgia Girl 2]

“5.A real man doesn’t watch more than an hour of TV on average everyday.”

Who made that one up? It doesn’t get any more real than Mr. GG2 and he watches 2-3 hours of the military channel every day. :-)

[AnotherUnixGeek]

A real man doesn’t wish he was walking in another man’s shoes.
A real man doesn’t binge drink. Oh, he drinks. He just doesn’t over drink… very often.
A real man doesn’t overeat.
A real man doesn’t cheat… on his lady, or at anything in life.
A real man doesn’t look to others to place blame. He’s quick to accept responsibility for what he’s done wrong, and pass along praise to others when something is done right.
A real man doesn’t complain.
A real man doesn’t hate.
A real man doesn’t wish the downfall of a competitor. He’s confident in his own talents. He doesn’t need another to fail for him to succeed.
A real man doesn’t get jealous.
A real man doesn’t quit. Ever. At anything.
A real man doesn’t do or say anything out of spite.
A real man doesn’t do something that benefits him but degrades or diminishes another.
A real man doesn’t use people.

Right - who knew so many of history's greatest warriors and conquerors weren't real men - Alexander, Atilla, Genghis Khan.

Women worry about lists - shopping lists, "Honey-do" lists, "15 signs he's cheating" lists, etc. Men don't.

[QT3.14]

101. How a real man shops for one item:

[Secret Agent Man]

a real man doesn’t need others to tell him 100 things on what being a man is, especially from those who are not a man.