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Houston Authorities Searching For ‘Serial Defecator’
CBS ^ | Staff

Posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888

HOUSTON (CBSDFW.COM) – Deputies with the Harris County Precinct One Constable’s Office say a man has been terrorizing a neighborhood in the Woodland Heights area of Houston by going to the bathroom in several yards at night.

“We’ve had reports from six to eight neighbors out there that someone is actually coming into their yard and defecating — generally on their driveways,” said Sgt. J.C. Mosier.

Authorities believe the unknown man is committing the act between 1:00 and 4:00 a.m., but a motive for crimes has not yet been established.

“I think the neighbors are laughing about it, but that’s because it’s only happened to two houses in the neighborhood. If it starts happening more, I think people might become enraged,” says Amy, who lives in the Heights. “How much poop can one man make though?”

She says one person’s house has even been hit as many as six times.

“I’m thinking revenge poop is definitely a possibility. We’re all wondering, what did this person who’s having the creep-crapper hit their house repeatedly do?”

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ca; historicheights; houston; innerlooperpooper; liberalism; mentaldisorder; sheilajacksonlee; texas; theheights
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They say 200 Californians move to Texas every day. => Nuff said.
1 posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888
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To: Fitzy_888

Funny....kudos....

As an aside, I remember seeing a piece from 60 minutes I think decades ago about ‘serial elevator urinators’.....

Young folk would just piss in an elevator as a rebellion against authoritarian society.


2 posted on 05/08/2014 12:21:52 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Fitzy_888; tx_eggman

so... this one guy... he can poop on EIGHT driveways... in 3 hours?!?!?

coincidentally the timing just happens to be after Taco Bell closes....

hmmm...


3 posted on 05/08/2014 12:21:55 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: Fitzy_888

A ‘Serial Defecator’ in your neighborhood is better than a Cereal Defecator coming into your home.


4 posted on 05/08/2014 12:22:49 PM PDT by Oliviaforever
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To: Fitzy_888

. . . he lives in the White House. . . .


5 posted on 05/08/2014 12:23:09 PM PDT by RatRipper (The political left are utterly evil and corrupt)
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To: Gaffer

Cereal defecator-Probably Grape Nuts.


6 posted on 05/08/2014 12:23:36 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: Fitzy_888

Wonder if he knows the Michigan mystery pooper?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3141037/posts


7 posted on 05/08/2014 12:23:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: Oliviaforever

You folks always beat me to the good puns.


8 posted on 05/08/2014 12:24:23 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Fitzy_888

My guess is he/she isn’t crapping in their driveway, just dumping the crap there.

What if he/she works at the sewage treatment plant? Endless supply to dump, and no DNA to trace back.


9 posted on 05/08/2014 12:24:44 PM PDT by Beagle8U (Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
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To: Fitzy_888

Are you sure it’s not the Yooper Pooper?


10 posted on 05/08/2014 12:25:32 PM PDT by null and void ( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
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To: TurboZamboni

:: Probably Grape Nuts. ::

I was thinking that Tony the Tiger would be suspect #1.


11 posted on 05/08/2014 12:26:23 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: Fitzy_888
I'll try to keep this story short. A company I worked for had a problem with a phantom crapper (he simply didn't flush, that's all). A VP would get really ticked-off about it. He'd come bursting into the sales wing exclaiming, "the phantom crapper has struck again!" Naturally, he thought it was one of us trying to mess with him. And it wasn't . . . we finally determined it was the postman.

Suffice it to say, whenever he burst into my office to the exclaim the above, I would look at him and ask, "is it still warm?"

12 posted on 05/08/2014 12:28:15 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

sounds like something Harry Reid would do


13 posted on 05/08/2014 12:28:33 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: TurboZamboni
Cereal defecator-Probably Grape Nuts.

WWEGS (What Would Euell Gibbons Say)?

14 posted on 05/08/2014 12:29:52 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Fitzy_888

Here’s a new role for a Johnny Depp film; a bizzarro version of Johnny Appleseed after he gets the Hash Potatoes mixed up with the Hash Brownies.


15 posted on 05/08/2014 12:30:08 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Fitzy_888

***generally on their driveways,” ***

Maybe he didn’t want to get chiggers in his butt crack.


16 posted on 05/08/2014 12:33:49 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: lee martell

Sounds like a role Depp would take. Fortunately for him he actually chooses a lucrative role once in a while, like a drunken gay pirate that gave him 3 smash hits


17 posted on 05/08/2014 12:34:44 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: SpinnerWebb

I’m thinking this guy has serious stomach issues..that’s A LOT, unless he’s a dog..my shih tzu Maxie can do that, he holds his for special occasions, but this guy, sounds like colitis to me


18 posted on 05/08/2014 12:37:37 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: 1rudeboy

Could it be that in this case it could be a postman making midnight deliveries?


19 posted on 05/08/2014 12:43:58 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Fitzy_888

Whole thing sounds like a bunch of doo-doo to me.


20 posted on 05/08/2014 12:44:05 PM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Fitzy_888

Maybe he’s taunting the police:

“Stopper me up before I poop again!”


21 posted on 05/08/2014 12:46:43 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Captain Crunch.


22 posted on 05/08/2014 12:48:07 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You can count my felonies by looking at my FR replies.)
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To: Fitzy_888; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido

I’ve heard of uromysitisis, but this?


23 posted on 05/08/2014 12:48:14 PM PDT by Gamecock (The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
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To: Fitzy_888
"Authorities believe the unknown man"

Kind of sexist, unless a woman has some weird shape to it and everyone has kept that secret from me all these years...

24 posted on 05/08/2014 12:48:26 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar

DNA and sex id can be done from feces ...


25 posted on 05/08/2014 12:50:35 PM PDT by MHGinTN
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To: MHGinTN
"Still pictures from surveillance video footage shows the suspect to be an older, balding Hispanic man with a moustache who wears shorts."

Hence my tagline...

26 posted on 05/08/2014 12:53:27 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: MHGinTN

they’ll look into it


27 posted on 05/08/2014 12:54:23 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: Fitzy_888

I thing he saves and tosses.


28 posted on 05/08/2014 12:56:09 PM PDT by SgtHooper (This is my tag!)
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To: SgtHooper

Serial lawn fertilizer?


29 posted on 05/08/2014 12:57:58 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Fitzy_888
Serial defecator?

Really. Some poop on the driveway...

This other "stuff" is worse. Everyone has to pay for it, rather than it just showing up, for "free".

Bigger piles, all over the nation.

The "dude" in Houston is gonna need more Taco Bell if he's going to compete

30 posted on 05/08/2014 1:00:56 PM PDT by BlueDragon
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To: Fitzy_888

31 posted on 05/08/2014 1:02:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Fitzy_888

This is a job for the Hardly Boys!!

32 posted on 05/08/2014 1:03:14 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Fitzy_888

Someone must stop this menace.

Today a Serial Defecator...tomorrow a Turd Burglar!


33 posted on 05/08/2014 1:04:00 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Fitzy_888
First they came for the Serial Defecators, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Serial Defecator...
34 posted on 05/08/2014 1:16:30 PM PDT by Dagnabitt (Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
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To: 1rudeboy

When we were in Jr High, the bowling alley manager was a real jerk. My buddy laid a big one on the glass moonroof of his new 1979 white Cadillac.
Talk about someone having a mental meltdown, that guy went ballistic!!
Ha haa still laugh about that one!


35 posted on 05/08/2014 1:19:34 PM PDT by 9422WMR (: " Tolerance is the virtue of a man who has no convictions".)
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To: Fitzy_888

“Terrorizing”? LOL.


36 posted on 05/08/2014 1:23:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Fitzy_888
Dave Matthews?


37 posted on 05/08/2014 1:29:09 PM PDT by pookie18 (6 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: Fitzy_888; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL

Worse than someone whizzing in your cornflakes, I reckon.


38 posted on 05/08/2014 1:34:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: cripplecreek; JoeProBono; Daffynition
The Mad Crapper apparently is alive and not so well...


39 posted on 05/08/2014 1:36:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: 1rudeboy

The really dirty devils with leave it in the toilet tank so that flushing doesn’t get rid of it.


40 posted on 05/08/2014 1:37:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Beagle8U
My guess is he/she isn’t crapping in their driveway, just dumping the crap there.

There is security cam footage of the man taking a squat.

And would it surprise you to learn that this is the Congressional district that has elected Sheila Jackson Lee?

41 posted on 05/08/2014 1:38:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
Maybe he’s taunting the police: “Stopper me up before I poop again!”

Al Roker Joker?


42 posted on 05/08/2014 1:40:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Fitzy_888
They need signs:


43 posted on 05/08/2014 1:55:07 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: a fool in paradise

I hope I never find out


44 posted on 05/08/2014 2:04:51 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Fitzy_888

I’m sure the neighborhood wants this person to be found... but no one wants to be the one to catch the person in the act


45 posted on 05/08/2014 2:05:13 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: RightGeek

No pretzel steamers?


46 posted on 05/08/2014 2:07:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: cripplecreek

47 posted on 05/08/2014 2:08:53 PM PDT by mikrofon (News DUMP)
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To: Beagle8U
One of the recipients of the “gifts” installed a camera and the video was on the local news last night. The guy was actually “stooping to poop”. It appeared that he was naked or at least partially naked. This has been happening over a period of time,not all in one night.
48 posted on 05/08/2014 2:09:55 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

> I was thinking that Tony the Tiger would be suspect #1.

In this case, #2.


49 posted on 05/08/2014 2:39:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Fitzy_888

A ‘serial pooper’ on the loose in Houston was caught on camera
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/a-%E2%80%98serial-pooper%E2%80%99-on-the-loose-in-houston-was-caught-on-camera-200646270.html


50 posted on 05/08/2014 3:39:20 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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