Posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888
HOUSTON (CBSDFW.COM) – Deputies with the Harris County Precinct One Constable’s Office say a man has been terrorizing a neighborhood in the Woodland Heights area of Houston by going to the bathroom in several yards at night.
“We’ve had reports from six to eight neighbors out there that someone is actually coming into their yard and defecating — generally on their driveways,” said Sgt. J.C. Mosier.
Authorities believe the unknown man is committing the act between 1:00 and 4:00 a.m., but a motive for crimes has not yet been established.
“I think the neighbors are laughing about it, but that’s because it’s only happened to two houses in the neighborhood. If it starts happening more, I think people might become enraged,” says Amy, who lives in the Heights. “How much poop can one man make though?”
She says one person’s house has even been hit as many as six times.
“I’m thinking revenge poop is definitely a possibility. We’re all wondering, what did this person who’s having the creep-crapper hit their house repeatedly do?”
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Funny....kudos....
As an aside, I remember seeing a piece from 60 minutes I think decades ago about ‘serial elevator urinators’.....
Young folk would just piss in an elevator as a rebellion against authoritarian society.
so... this one guy... he can poop on EIGHT driveways... in 3 hours?!?!?
coincidentally the timing just happens to be after Taco Bell closes....
hmmm...
A ‘Serial Defecator’ in your neighborhood is better than a Cereal Defecator coming into your home.
. . . he lives in the White House. . . .
Cereal defecator-Probably Grape Nuts.
Wonder if he knows the Michigan mystery pooper?
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You folks always beat me to the good puns.
My guess is he/she isn’t crapping in their driveway, just dumping the crap there.
What if he/she works at the sewage treatment plant? Endless supply to dump, and no DNA to trace back.
Are you sure it’s not the Yooper Pooper?
:: Probably Grape Nuts. ::
I was thinking that Tony the Tiger would be suspect #1.
Suffice it to say, whenever he burst into my office to the exclaim the above, I would look at him and ask, "is it still warm?"
sounds like something Harry Reid would do
WWEGS (What Would Euell Gibbons Say)?
Here’s a new role for a Johnny Depp film; a bizzarro version of Johnny Appleseed after he gets the Hash Potatoes mixed up with the Hash Brownies.
***generally on their driveways,” ***
Maybe he didn’t want to get chiggers in his butt crack.
Sounds like a role Depp would take. Fortunately for him he actually chooses a lucrative role once in a while, like a drunken gay pirate that gave him 3 smash hits
I’m thinking this guy has serious stomach issues..that’s A LOT, unless he’s a dog..my shih tzu Maxie can do that, he holds his for special occasions, but this guy, sounds like colitis to me
Could it be that in this case it could be a postman making midnight deliveries?
Whole thing sounds like a bunch of doo-doo to me.
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