Skip to comments.Aliens are targeting Welsh people, claims 'abduction victim'
Posted on 05/12/2014 5:39:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin
Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material thats according to abduction victim Hilary Porter.
While Hilarys stories may sound outlandish or unbelievable, she dismisses those who scoff for being closed minded.
The 67-year-old sought-after speaker and ufologist is claiming a stretch of road between Swansea and Cardiff is a hotspot of alien activity
Hilary says she was so traumatised by her abduction that she was too scared to return to Wales for four decades.
(Excerpt) Read more at walesonline.co.uk ...
>>Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material <<
It’s about damn time.
And I can’t give my superior genetic material away to hot alien babes for free.
LOL .they should run a telethon for that in Wales.
I use to believe there was “life out there,” but all of the behavior of so-called aliens have more qualities of a demonic presence than anything.
US boffin offers anti-alien hats to Welsh UFO buffs
It’s obvious she didn’t get a hat like the others.
>>I use to believe there was life out there, but all of the behavior of so-called aliens have more qualities of a demonic presence than anything.<<
They only read Stephen King and William Peter Blatty
” - - - Hilary says she was so traumatised by her abduction - - - “
We need to be very, VERY skeptical of this woman’s story who claims to remember her abduction.
It is settled science that the first thing that Aliens always do is to erase the abductee’s memory.
If aliens were collecting "superior genetic material" FReepers everywhere would be disappearing.
It’s probably because Welsh names are the closest to alien names we have on this planet. I think the abductions are really just family reunions.
Bailey: Now Mrs Woodroffe, can you tell me briefly why you would like to be interviewed on our show?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes, I feel I have a certain responsibility to other Earthlings.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll split.
Bailey: (to Venus) Okay.
Mrs Woodroffe: You see, my hatchback supreme broke down on a deserted stretch of highway. Now, that's when I saw the incredibly bright light and felt myself compelled to walk toward it.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll stay.
Mrs Woodroffe: Before I knew it, I was surrounded by a group of strange people in gold lamé suits.
Venus: That would either be the Temptations or the Four Tops.
Bailey: Go on, Mrs Woodroffe.
Mrs Woodroffe: Well, anyhow, to make a long, internationally-copyrighted story short, I was beamed aboard their spaceship - what they call a Getgone - and transported to Hachacha #3. That's what you people call Mars.
Venus: Did this place have heavy metal screens on the windows?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes!
Venus: Lucky guess!
-- From WKRP in Cincinatti, episode "Bailey's Show"
"Teasers" are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them...they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe, and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their head and making "beep beep" noises.
-- from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
They’re turning them into Scotsmen.
I remember when I was about 8, my parents said we were going to see a presentation on “whales”, or at least that’s what I thought... “COOL!”...
It was on “Wales”.
Weren’t the Welsh also the ones that tended to see the “wee people in the forest”?
That’s hilarious :-)
I thought they were just turning them into Scotsmen.
Funny you should say that. Just now there was some kind of bright flash in my backyard. Hold on while I
I’m with you. Presuming it all nonsense, I’ve never paid much attention to the alien phenomenon. However, I started paying more attention when I learned prominent Jesuits were talking about baptizing aliens and adjusting the gospel. While I’m unsure if those connected to Rome have been duped themselves or if they are knowingly part of a grand deception, I am quite certain demonic forces are behind the phenomenon.
Christians need to underscore and memorize Galatians 1:8, “But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.”
If Obama and Bergoglio stroll to a microphone holding hands with E.T. and an alien grey, the gospel will remain the same, regardless of what they might say. You should automatically presume a fallen angel is behind any attempt to change the gospel or to let us know we were actually created by a race of aliens.
Here is a link to a recent article from the U.K.
Would you baptise an alien?
This website has a lot of interesting information.
Dang Ben ... Knew I shouldn’t have tipped off those aliens as to where “superior genetic material” was located ... Sorry Ben!
They’ll expect you to Treplicate...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeo9mVnuuWo
Soembody get her a Velostat hat. Stat!
No, you’re thinking of Iceland...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3154795/posts
You know what? Call me crazy. Heck, I’ll be the first one to do it: I’m crazy.
When I was younger, I automatically dismissed these stories as nutter tales. I don’t do it so easily any more. Why? As it was in the days of Noah... Go back to Genesis and really dig into to that passage that preachers seem too embarrassed to preach on and skip right over it as if it weren’t there. Consider, also, where quantum physics is today.
And the sons of God saw that they were fair and took ... (Doing my best to quote from memory. And my memory is shot. Forgive, plz.) Fallen angels were mating with the female offspring of men. But, angels can’t recreate. And they’re from another dimension, right? If a person believes the Word of God, and I do, then the question has to be raised: How did they manage to mate?
We’ve been programmed to laugh at the word alien before we even bother to recall its true definition. A person’s mind automatically sees little green aliens because that’s the way it’s been associated for so long.
We’ve got cloned animals, fluorescent pigs (we’ve all lost our bacon in the dark a time or two), and mice with human blood and brain cells. Aliens seem a little less freakish to me at this point.
Well, then, the President of Welsh should just tell those aliens to stop it.
No, the real reason is that Welsh is an alien language.
Fel rhrech mewn pot jam.
For a long time I held the traditional line of Seth view of the Genesis 6 “sons of God.” After much study it seems the evidence is stronger in favor of the “sons of God” being fallen angels. And when that is considered in light of Matthew 24:37, many interesting, if not downright frightening, questions and scenarios come to mind.
If you are crazy, you aren’t alone. I know pastors and other seminary graduates, both Calvinists and Arminians, Baptist and Presbyterian PhD’s, who believe the Genesis 6 “sons of God” were likely angelic beings.
All these posts, and no Torchwood/Dr Who references?
Swansea and Cardiff have bigger problems than alien abductions.
I thought it was for their superior cuisine. BUT, I do know of one Welsh lady with “superior genetic material” and she makes Maureen Dowd very very sad.
At least Swansea avoided relegation.
Note to read the entire thread first :-)
“I thought it was for their superior cuisine.”
I’m half Welsh. The standard Welsh cooking method is to boil everything until it turns gray! Everything! Vegetables, meat,,,,,, everything!
Hilary Porter and the saucers (stoned?).
Obvious hoax. If the aliens wanted superior beings they would be abducting FReepers.
Maybe some of those zots...aren't zots.
You think so? Scary that there might be FReepers up on the mother ship right now. And they’re being probed most embarrassingly.
Wales or whales?
Moose, need your input on this.
And would my coffee improve this?
Would depend on whether your coffee is served to whales in Wales...
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