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Man Dies After Asking Friend To Test Bullet Proof Vest
Breitbart ^
| 15 May 2014
| by JON DAVID KAHN
Posted on 05/15/2014 6:14:17 PM PDT by kingattax
A 25-year-old South Carolina man is dead after asking a friend to shoot him in order to test out a bullet proof vest.
According to Anderson County Deputy Coroner Don McCown, the victim, Blake Randall Wardell, discovered the vest in a garage early Wednesday morning while hanging out with friends at a property on Broadmouth Church Road.
Wardell reportedly asked an 18-year-old friend, Taylor Ann Kelly to shoot him. She fired a small caliber weapon but the bullet missed the Kevlar and pierced his heart, according to McCown.
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To: cripplecreek
wouldn’t you think that he would of used a tree or a statue of Hitler as a testing device before using himself?
To: kingattax; All
To: Ouderkirk
“You give a gun to a woman who seems to have little experience with guns, and tell her to shoot you...and were surprised that she missed the broadside of the barn but tagged the soffit at the drip-edge and hes dead.”
Technically not what happened, but one of the best and funniest analogies I've ever read.
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posted on
05/15/2014 7:22:36 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: kingattax
She fired a small caliber weapon but the bullet missed the Kevlar and pierced his heart, Either she missed what she was aiming at, or she hit what she was aiming at.
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posted on
05/15/2014 7:22:41 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: kingattax
“Hang on a second. Have you ever fired a gun befo....” BANG!
To: To Hell With Poverty; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Aaaaaand that's a "no."
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posted on
05/15/2014 7:44:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: kingattax
Cleaning out the gene pool one dolt at a time.....Should he posthumously qualify for a Darwin?
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posted on
05/15/2014 7:47:37 PM PDT
by
Nifster
To: kingattax
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posted on
05/15/2014 8:14:30 PM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
To: kingattax
“discovered in a garage”
they were ransacking a property and kicked the stupid into high gear
it would seem Darwin requires sacrifices once in a while
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posted on
05/15/2014 8:15:14 PM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: kingattax
Wile E. COYOTE tech award to this youngster: the bronze anvil.
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posted on
05/15/2014 8:25:22 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: sten
discovered in a garageWhere did they "discover" the gun?
To: Slings and Arrows
Note to self:
1. Don’t test body armor like that.
2. If you ignore Rule 1...make sure you’re shooting at the armor.
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posted on
05/15/2014 8:57:35 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
([BANG!] "Unnngh!" [CLUNK!]...R.I.P.)
To: headstamp 2
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posted on
05/15/2014 9:01:12 PM PDT
by
cynwoody
To: RichInOC
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posted on
05/15/2014 9:05:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: cynwoody
That man believes his own sales pitch.
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posted on
05/15/2014 9:16:32 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: Slings and Arrows
He learned it wasn’t a bullet proof vest, it was only a flak jacket.
And if William S. Burroughs could get off a manslaughter charge why shouldn’t she?
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posted on
05/16/2014 1:05:47 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/16/2014 1:07:07 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: kingattax
I’m trying to figure out how it missed the trauma plate and Kevlar but still hit his heart. She would have had to have been at some weird angle to have had it miss yet still hit his pump. Perhaps way low like down on her knees and close to him, but that... nevermind.
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posted on
05/16/2014 5:51:26 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Abathar
He didn’t have it zipped up all the way....lol
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posted on
05/16/2014 11:28:45 AM PDT
by
willyd
(I for one welcome our NSA overlords)
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