Skip to comments.Who's the biggest, baddest fictional giant monster out there? (Stay-Puft Man needs your vote!)
Posted on 05/15/2014 7:48:55 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Poll is 1/3 down page at center.
King Kong 49
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 43
The Blob 10
I agree 100000%.
Stay-Puft rules all.
That list is missing quite a few fictional big, bad monsters. Where is the War on Women? the Koch Brothers? Global Warm...uh, Climate Change? White Privilege?
Forget the marshmallow guy.
Go go Godzilla!
Rodan, Mother of them all.
Mecha-Streisand is pretty compelling. So’s that giant planet-destroying horn of plenty looking thing that went after the USS Enterprise. It’s a toss-up between the two, lol.
I like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man, but he did lose the only battle he was ever in. I’d have to vote for Godzilla, then Kong.
My vote: “The IRS Taxman cometh.”
Ray: “ I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “Nice thinking, Ray.”
He wasn’t the biggest and the movie was very mediocre but the Alien in Alien was the worst of them all.
Do I get a cookie?
No votes for (sob!) my man Gamera? No votes for a jet-propelled fanged flying turtle? You guys’ nerves are made of steel.
Howard Hawks’ “The Thing from Another World”. If that animated carrot had been able to get more of his kind here, it would have been all over for earth.
King Kong was not a monster. He was in love and that made him act like a monster at times.
Stay Puft is now only down by 11 votes! Come one we can do it!
Where’s Lard-lad, the giant donut boy?
There is only one thing. The wild thing.
Thank God for the miracle of atomic mutation!
“Ray has gone bye-bye. What do you have left, Egon?”
Gamera PWN3D Godzilla. Nuff said.
I voted for Gamera.
4 more votes for Stay Puft to take the lead!
Stay Puft takes the lead! Thanks!
King Kong 49
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 79
The Blob 11
Paul Freakin Bunyan!
SP got my vote. :)
Godzilla can whoop Mister Sta-Puft without even trying. That’s just fact. Godzilla would turn him into a lake of sugary goo in a second.
Mothra beat Godzilla in every battle they fought against each other. That’s just fact.
Gamera’s single matchup against Godzilla was so miserable it was a crying shame to behold. Everyone’s glad they stopped the fight before Gamera got killed. Way past his prime and had no business being in the ring. Just all washed up.
King Kong challenged Godzilla and absolutely got smoked, so the UN had to turn his remains into a cyborg to even have half a chance at licking Godzilla in a rematch. Mecha-King Kong valiantly fought Godzilla to a draw but his career was ruined. He came out of retirement for a short time to do a summer stock movie with Michael Douglas and Faye Dunaway, but he was finished after that. King Kong wrecked his own career. Probably drugs.
Godzilla finally wised up and made Mothra his ally. Even Rodan made her peace with him. Brilliant move on Godzilla’s part.
Godzilla and Mothra together, with Angirus tagging along, they’re invincible. They’d be clothes-lining Cloverfield and jumping on his stomach from atop the ropes.
I’m giving it to Godzilla on account of his tenacity, diplomacy, and acting ability. 30 year career of nothing but KOs and TKOs and only two losses.
If pure class, finesse, and fighting style were the only attributes to factor in the decision, then it’s Mothra.
Your fag spinning turtle only has three votes!
(And that cheating Gamera cold-cocked Guiron.)
Godzilla would school Marshmallow boy. He’s soft.
You just wait until the polls close. I’ve hired Paul Begala and Rahm Emmanuel to count the votes. Fair and square, like always.
Technically, the Id Monster in Forbidden Planet may have been the most powerful “monster” of all, having all of the considerable power (thousands of fusion reactors) of an advanced civilization behind it.
Paul Bunyan has never been tested in Kaiju battle. He’s a complete unknown dark horse. Could be QUITE formidable...
Paul Bunyan brings the double whammy with Babe the Blue Ox.
They probably have telepathy and lots of rehearsed strategies.
I’m sure he could kick everyone else’s ass and make change. Anything else, the Blue Ox stompedes.
I can’t believe that the Cloverfield monster didn’t get more votes. From the size and savageness of the flea-things that infested him, you know he has to be in a very bad mood.
Michael Moore and Rosie Odonnel’s love child.
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