***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Love a Tree Day

When: Always on May 16th

It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug.

Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two.

Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give the tree some water, if it is thirsty.

Important Note: On Love a Tree Day, your attention must be turned toward trees. A bush or a shrub just won't do.

[Lucky9teen]

Which brings us to...

 

[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!!!

[Lucky9teen]

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I love tree

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[MagnoliaB]

I love me some Friday Silliness Thread!

[glennaro]

I normally just lurk on this thread, but with the week I’m having with clients I really need this and I want to thank you for preparing it.

[secret garden]

Thank you Lucky!

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[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
TGIF

[Lucky9teen]

CAPTION THIS

[Izzy Dunne]

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[Ditter]

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[Izzy Dunne]

Allah? Can you hear me now?

[SMARTY]

Beam me up, Scottie!

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[Liberty Valance]

[Arrowhead1952]

RETARDED” GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don’t know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.

Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS

Forward to all your “retarded grandparent” friends. Or just your “retarded” friends.

[mykroar]

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