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A Gay Bomb? 5 Unbelievable Pentagon Schemes
Posted on 05/16/2014 7:06:19 AM PDT by Dallas59
The job of the Defense Department is to keep the country safe by preparing for all possible contingencies, from an invasion by Russian forces to North Korea launching nuclear missiles at Japan. This mandate also means they must get ready for some pretty unlikely scenarios.
From wars in space to aliens, here are five of the Pentagons strangest plans.
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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: military; plans
posted on 05/16/2014 7:06:20 AM PDT
MSM ground prep for “they’re flushing your money down a rat hole, let’s slash the Pentagon budget”.
Of course you KNOW these five things would survive.
The Russians developed the gay bomb first and dropped it on major US cities as well as a Democratic convention.
posted on 05/16/2014 7:11:08 AM PDT
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
DOD goes as far as to classify different kinds of zombies, from vegetarians to zombies from outer space.
I always thought Zombies were classified as fast or slow.
As for the "Gay Bomb" It may have been used on us already.
The Gay Bomb - In 1994, strategist at Wright Laboratory in Ohio devised a hypothetical non-lethal chemical weapon that would make soldiers gay. The weapon would contain pheromones that would make soldiers of the same sex attracted to one another.
For their work, in 2007 Harvard University awarded them the Ig Nobel Prize, a parody of the Nobel Prize, for instigating research and development on a chemical weapon
that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other. The researchers declined to accept the award in person.
just 20 years later, it is sad to say this one is hardly necessary...
posted on 05/16/2014 7:12:33 AM PDT
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
Wasn’t this also the plot of a Maxwell Smart movie?
To: Buckeye McFrog
Wasnt this also the plot of a Maxwell Smart movie?
That was The Nude Bomb.
posted on 05/16/2014 7:34:51 AM PDT
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If they dropped one in San Francisco, how could you tell?
posted on 05/16/2014 7:35:29 AM PDT
I think the Russians already got it and deployed it - HERE.
posted on 05/16/2014 7:52:12 AM PDT
A FReeper coined a perfect term. (paraphrasing)
The love that dare not be mentioned is now that which won’t STFU!
posted on 05/16/2014 8:03:50 AM PDT
(The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
According to Professor Paul Springer from the U.S. Air Command and Staff College, plans to combat an alien invasion are ongoing.
How can anyone possibly prepare a plan to engage, repel and defeat an enemy for which they have no information on capabilities or numbers?
posted on 05/19/2014 11:56:20 AM PDT
by Bloody Sam Roberts
(Only Liberals can look at an amendment that says "shall not be infringed" and see blank parchment.)
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