Posted on 05/16/2014 4:27:31 PM PDT by Gamecock
Were Kelly and Fisher gettin’ it on like donkey kong?
Knowing nothing, I’d assume the guy shot their friend, convinced the girl to take the fall cause she’s younger (and probably cuter) so she’d get an easier deal. Cops convinced her otherwise.
A man commits suicide by jumping off a bridge. The cops ask his wife “Do you know why he jumped?”
She replies “Because I asked the sorry s.o.b. to.”
Now that’s whipped :O
The CIA was screening one female and two male candidates for a job that would require unflinching obedience and dedication to a cause.
As a test, the agents in charge asked the spouses of the candidates to take part in a test, where they would be bound and tied to a chair, and the candidate would be given a gun with blanks in it and instructions to shoot their loved one to show their dedication.
The first man was brought into the room, and when handed the gun, declined to shoot and was eliminated as a candidate.
The second man could not pull the trigger either, and was dismissed as well.
The woman was handed the weapon, and she disappeared into the room.
The screeners heard: “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK! THUD!
A wild ruckus sounded, and the agents, alarmed, burst into the room. The female candidate said: “Hey! That gun had blanks in it, so I had to break-up the chair and beat him to death with the leg!”
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